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Group: pota Message: 14111 From: MTotsky@aol.com Date: 1/12/2002
Subject: Re: Is this Mr Sauseville?
Group: pota Message: 14112 From: Ken & Heather Taylor Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Artistic License
Group: pota Message: 14113 From: Darren Stockford Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: A solution to the spam in this group
Group: pota Message: 14114 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: MODERATOR PLEASE RESPOND!!!! - A solution to the spam in this group
Group: pota Message: 14115 From: mflulder@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: MODERATOR PLEASE RESPOND!!!! - A solution to the spam in this g
Group: pota Message: 14116 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
Group: pota Message: 14117 From: Darren Stockford Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: MODERATOR PLEASE RESPOND!!!! - A solution to the spam in this g
Group: pota Message: 14118 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
Group: pota Message: 14119 From: Chris Lawless Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Artistic License
Group: pota Message: 14120 From: Chris Lawless Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Artistic License
Group: pota Message: 14121 From: CheeseGOTAS@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
Group: pota Message: 14122 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: That silly clock.
Group: pota Message: 14123 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: We know what?
Group: pota Message: 14124 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Explaining inconsistencies.
Group: pota Message: 14125 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: [pota] Artistic License
Group: pota Message: 14126 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: MODERATOR PLEASE RESPOND!!!! - A solut
Group: pota Message: 14127 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Artistic License
Group: pota Message: 14128 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Jacobs on AMC
Group: pota Message: 14129 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
Group: pota Message: 14130 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Explaining inconsistencies.
Group: pota Message: 14131 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] That silly clock.
Group: pota Message: 14132 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
Group: pota Message: 14133 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: A solution to the spam in this group
Group: pota Message: 14134 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/14/2002
Subject: Books
Group: pota Message: 14135 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/14/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Books
Group: pota Message: 14136 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/14/2002
Subject: New Ape mag
Group: pota Message: 14137 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/14/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] New Ape mag
Group: pota Message: 14138 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/14/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] New Ape mag
Group: pota Message: 14139 From: sand_hill_school Date: 1/15/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] New Ape mag
Group: pota Message: 14140 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/15/2002
Subject: Re: That Chiller Mag.
Group: pota Message: 14141 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/15/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] New Ape mag
Group: pota Message: 14142 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/16/2002
Subject: Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14143 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/17/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14144 From: Ken & Heather Taylor Date: 1/17/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14145 From: CheeseGOTAS@aol.com Date: 1/17/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14146 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/17/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14147 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/17/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14148 From: valwp Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Alan Maxwell
Group: pota Message: 14149 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14150 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Alan Maxwell
Group: pota Message: 14151 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14152 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14153 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Comics
Group: pota Message: 14154 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Alan Maxwell
Group: pota Message: 14155 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14156 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14157 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14158 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Alan Maxwell
Group: pota Message: 14159 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Alan Maxwell
Group: pota Message: 14160 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Alan Maxwell
Group: pota Message: 14161 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14162 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14163 From: CheeseGOTAS@aol.com Date: 1/18/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14164 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14165 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14166 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14167 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
Group: pota Message: 14168 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: That silly clock.
Group: pota Message: 14169 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
Group: pota Message: 14170 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: That silly clock.
Group: pota Message: 14171 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: We know what?
Group: pota Message: 14172 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14173 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
Group: pota Message: 14174 From: Rich Handley Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Hardcover Annual 1976
Group: pota Message: 14175 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: That silly clock.
Group: pota Message: 14176 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14177 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14178 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: We know what?
Group: pota Message: 14179 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: What to include.
Group: pota Message: 14180 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hardcover Annual 1976
Group: pota Message: 14181 From: Ken & Heather Taylor Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hardcover Annual 1976
Group: pota Message: 14182 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14183 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Alan Maxwell
Group: pota Message: 14184 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Comics
Group: pota Message: 14185 From: mystic4ever Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: POTA sans Burton
Group: pota Message: 14186 From: CheeseGOTAS@aol.com Date: 1/19/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
Group: pota Message: 14187 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] POTA sans Burton
Group: pota Message: 14188 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Hardcover Annual 1976
Group: pota Message: 14189 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14190 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14191 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14192 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: We know what?
Group: pota Message: 14193 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14194 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: We know what?
Group: pota Message: 14195 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14196 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14197 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Hasta La Vista, Frogies?
Group: pota Message: 14198 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14199 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Comics
Group: pota Message: 14200 From: apemonsterman Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: best pre-1968 Apes
Group: pota Message: 14201 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] POTA sans Burton
Group: pota Message: 14202 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14203 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14204 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: We know what?
Group: pota Message: 14205 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/20/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14206 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/21/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
Group: pota Message: 14207 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/21/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] POTA sans Burton
Group: pota Message: 14208 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/21/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Frogies?
Group: pota Message: 14209 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/21/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] POTA sans Burton
Group: pota Message: 14210 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/21/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] POTA sans Burton



Group: pota Message: 14111 From: MTotsky@aol.com Date: 1/12/2002
Subject: Re: Is this Mr Sauseville?
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In a message dated 1/11/02 7:51:53 AM, Haristas@... writes:

<< He also started having kids and it seems raising kids and being into POTA
don't seem to mix, right Matt? You still here, Matt? >>

Well POTA is fine for kids as long as they are at least 6 (that's when I got
into it). Mine are 3 1/2 years and 3 1/2 months so it's still about too early
for them.

Yeah, I'm still here. I'm reading every message.

Miss ya Rory!

Matt
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Group: pota Message: 14112 From: Ken & Heather Taylor Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Artistic License
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.html Y'know, I always thought that was a fountain until you pointed it out.
Duh.
Ken

Chris Lawless wrote:

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Group: pota Message: 14113 From: Darren Stockford Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: A solution to the spam in this group
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>HOT and HORNY BITCHES in the comfort of your own home.

The daily spam that pops up on this group could be stopped quite easily.
The moderator just needs to change the posting settings from 'anyone' to
'members' (sign in to Yahoo, go to the group's home page at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pota/ - click 'group settings', edit
'posting', and choose the 'discussion' option.)

The message archives would still be public (important, I think, as it
encourages people to check out the group before joining), but it would stop
spammers, unless they've genuinely joined (which I doubt - too much
hassle). And even if they have, they can be kicked off/

I run a couple of groups myself (set up as above), and have never had any
trouble with spammers. I've only ever seen it on groups that are set to
'anyone...'. This is a fun list, but I think it would be even better if we
could eliminate the ads for porn sites.

Hope I'm not treading on anyone's toes here. It's just a suggestion. :o)

Best wishes -

Darren
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Group: pota Message: 14114 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: MODERATOR PLEASE RESPOND!!!! - A solution to the spam in this group
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I would be more than happy as I have a 6 year old who uses this computer all
the time and I really don't want her to find out like that.

Could the moderator please do this?

Michael

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Darren Stockford [darren@...]
> Sent: Sunday, 13 January 2002 22:50
> To: pota@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: [pota] A solution to the spam in this group
>
>
>
> >HOT and HORNY BITCHES in the comfort of your own home.
>
> The daily spam that pops up on this group could be stopped quite easily.
> The moderator just needs to change the posting settings from 'anyone' to
> 'members' (sign in to Yahoo, go to the group's home page at
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pota/ - click 'group settings', edit
> 'posting', and choose the 'discussion' option.)
>
> The message archives would still be public (important, I think, as it
> encourages people to check out the group before joining), but it
> would stop
> spammers, unless they've genuinely joined (which I doubt - too much
> hassle). And even if they have, they can be kicked off/
>
> I run a couple of groups myself (set up as above), and have never had any
> trouble with spammers. I've only ever seen it on groups that are set to
> 'anyone...'. This is a fun list, but I think it would be even
> better if we
> could eliminate the ads for porn sites.
>
> Hope I'm not treading on anyone's toes here. It's just a suggestion. :o)
>
> Best wishes -
>
> Darren
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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Group: pota Message: 14115 From: mflulder@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: MODERATOR PLEASE RESPOND!!!! - A solution to the spam in this g
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Just fixed the settings so that members only can post.
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Group: pota Message: 14116 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
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--- In pota@y..., "Michael Whitty" <whitty@c...> wrote:
> I always thought the reference to carnivorous gorillas was more in line w=
ith
> some (silly) plot of evolution - they became carnivores then developed vo=
cal
> chords. I always assumed there was a suggestion that nuclear fallout was=

> supposed to have expedited the evolutionary process.
>
> I say this is silly because we all know the first glaring error in the mo=
vie
> series is that evolutiion takes a LOT longer and it should have been set =
WAY
> in the future.
>
> That's how I explain the "3955" inconsistency - both time clocks broke we=
ll
> and truley before they reached the actual year of landing (that's a bit
> silly too - that a clock would surge forward like that)
>
> Michael

Hi, Mike. In regards to your contention that "evolution takes a LOT
longer" to make changes in species (the film thus having a "glaring
error" in your view), I'd say that there are those who might beg to
differ. The theory of evolution favored by guys like Stephen Jay
Gould--"puntuated equilibrium"--hinges on the notion that after
periods of catastrophic change there are "jumps" in evolution, that it
isn't a steady, slow, tedious process at work. After comets & meteors
slam into the Earth (which happens every so often, with really BIG
catastrophes happening every 100 Million years), or after relatively
nearby supernovas and hypernovas (log onto the NOVA website for info
regarding a recent program of theirs on Gamma Ray Bursts & Hypernovas
for more on this), evolution tends to take quantum leaps forward. The
POTA scenario involves a man-made catastrophe--Nuclear War--which
could be seen as the "kick-in-the-pants" that, despite mass
extinctions, also "jumps" other species forward farther along than
they otherwise would have gotten had the climate not been altered so
drastically.
Given that POTA came out before the "punctuated equilibrium" model,
one wonders if Gould (et al.) might have subconsciously taken the POTA
scenario and pondered the real prehistory of the Earth in regards to
Catastrophism, Mass Extinctions, and 'accelerated' Evolution in
response to such crises.

In regards to the chronometric information given in PLANET, its
sequels, and the TV show, for the purpose of the mega-humongous POTA
novel I'm working on I devised a scenario that takes the "dates" at
face value and makes sense of them. You can read more about that at
some of my earlier postings here, or at the "Message Board" of a
website a guy named Christopher Shields has called "goingfaster"--
devoted to the ANSA spaceships; I've posted a bunch of times to his
site and, although he and I have a heated disagreement over the
'facts' of the POTA series (and what they could/should/might mean), I
still recommend to you (and any other POTA fan out there) to check it
out.
In a nutshell, if you examine the TV show's opening credits, you'll
find that the EARTH-TIME clock zips ahead from [19 August 1980] to [14
July 3085], just a month short of 1,105 years... but the day after
Virdon & Burke land, they see the EARTH-TIME clock reading [21 March
3085], which is 115 days (of EARTH-TIME) earlier than the "credit
sequence" date. This TV show's "time warp" into the future occurs as
Virdon's ship is "approaching Alpha Centauri" and after Virdon orders
Jones to activate the "Automatic Homing Device" they somehow zip back
to Earth--but in such a way that they travel that 4.34 Lightyear
distance in 115 "retrotemporal" EARTH-TIME days. That is, they go not
only 4.34 Lightyears in mere moments of SHIP-TIME, but also BACKWARD
IN TIME.
Taylor tells Landon that they are "320 Lightyears" away from Earth on
a planet orbiting a star in the constellation Orion. Of course, WE
know that they've actually ended up back on Earth, but HE doesn't know
that when he says this. He's seen the EARTH-TIME clock reading [25
November 3978], so he knows they've traveled for 18 months of SHIP-
TIME, which corresponds to about "twenty centuries" of EARTH-TIME.
Could his ship have somehow gotten sent back to Earth via a similar
activation of an "automatic homing device" (just like Virdon's ship)?
In the scenario for my novel-in-progress, that's EXACTLY what happens.
His ship IS out there, 320 Lightyears away in space... and an
"Automatic Homing Device" is triggered... and his ship zips back the
320 Lightyears to Earth at the same rate of "retrotemporal" time per
distance; the math is simple: 4.34 ÷ 320 = 115 ÷ "x" (where "x" is the
number of EARTH-TIME days that Taylor's ship "retrotemporally" goes
backwards through Time. "x" turns out to be about 8,479 days. Divide
that by the number of days in a year and you get about 23.2 years.
Subtract 23.2 years from 3978 (November 25), and you find yourself
smack dab in the summer of... 3955 A.D.! The scenario I concocted for
my novel project "unflubs" the mistakes Paul Dehn made when he
scripted BENEATH.
Incidentally, it isn't "silly" the way the EARTH-TIME clocks tick
forward faster than the SHIP-TIME clocks. Taylor mentions that they've
aged "6 months" during the same time that the Earth has aged "nearly
700 years" due to "Doctor Hasslein's theory of Time in a vehicle
traveling nearly the speed of light". Taylor is merely saying that
they are undergoing TIME DILATION at NEAR-LIGHT velocities. Albert
Einstein first postulated this nearly 100 years ago.
And... the "time clocks" can't have broken, as you say, since the
EARTH-TIME clock in the ship that the "Ape-onauts" escape the Alpha
Omega Bomb in accurately registers the final EARTH-TIME date: 1973.
Milo reminds Cornelius and Zira about when the clock ticked backwards
before Lewis Dixon & Stevie Branton arrive to 'test' them. If the
clock was busted, it shouldn't have accurately read "1973" (as Zira
drunkenly tells Hasslein when he plies her with "Grape Juice Plus"),
and we KNOW that ESCAPE takes place in 1973, since the Presidential
Commission is "dissolved" by its Chairman in "the year of our Lord,
Nineteen-Hundred and Seventy-Three" as he says before he hits his
gavel.
See ya 'round, Mike. Nice chattin' with ya.

Patrick Michael Tilton
EARTH-TIME 01-13-2002
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Group: pota Message: 14117 From: Darren Stockford Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: MODERATOR PLEASE RESPOND!!!! - A solution to the spam in this g
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>Just fixed the settings so that members only can post.

Thanks, that's great. You're a star.

Hope the spammers enjoy their bounce messages. :o)

Best wishes -

Darren
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Group: pota Message: 14118 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
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.htmlIn a message dated 1/13/02 9:39:15 AM Eastern Standard Time, patrickmichaeltilton@... writes:


Taylor tells Landon that they are "320 Lightyears" away from Earth on
a planet orbiting a star in the constellation Orion. Of course, WE
know that they've actually ended up back on Earth, but HE doesn't know
that when he says this. He's seen the EARTH-TIME clock reading [25
November 3978], so he knows they've traveled for 18 months of SHIP-
TIME, which corresponds to about "twenty centuries" of EARTH-TIME.
Could his ship have somehow gotten sent back to Earth via a similar
activation of an "automatic homing device" (just like Virdon's ship)?
In the scenario for my novel-in-progress, that's EXACTLY what happens.
His ship IS out there, 320 Lightyears away in space... and an
"Automatic Homing Device" is triggered... and his ship zips back the
320 Lightyears to Earth at the same rate of "retrotemporal" time per
distance; the math is simple: 4.34 ÷ 320 = 115 ÷ "x" (where "x" is the
number of EARTH-TIME days that Taylor's ship "retrotemporally" goes
backwards through Time. "x" turns out to be about 8,479 days. Divide
that by the number of days in a year and you get about 23.2 years.
Subtract 23.2 years from 3978 (November 25), and you find yourself
smack dab in the summer of... 3955 A.D.! The scenario I concocted for
my novel project "unflubs" the mistakes Paul Dehn made when he
scripted BENEATH.



Now Patrick Michael Tilton could you please explain to me how, as others in this group contend, can Taylor land on a planet of the apes where two thousand years before Zira and Cornelius arrived in the very same spaceship that Taylor arrives in?   How can a spaceship be in two places at the same time, in 1973 on earth while also thousands of light-years out in space, without, as I contend, there are alternate timelines or 'avenues' of time?

-- Rory
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Group: pota Message: 14119 From: Chris Lawless Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Artistic License
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Oh it's a fountain all right. A fountain.......OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
(oblique reference for those of you who watch 'The Critic').
 
 
Chris L. 
 
 
 
>Y'know, I always thought that was a fountain until you pointed it out.
>Duh.

>Ken
 
 
 
>>Chris Lawless wrote: 
 
>>Kind of a weird visual interpretation of the Alpha-Omega
Bomb...  
 
 
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Group: pota Message: 14120 From: Chris Lawless Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Artistic License
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Chris L.



That looks like the Alpha/Omega bomb meets H.G. Wells' Time Machine, but who shot Taylor in the back with an arrow?  Ouch!!

-- Rory
 
 
An apparently very pissed off chimp (see the scowl on the face of the archer on the left), which begs the question: what the hell are chimpanzees doing participating in a war?
 
 
 
 
Yeah, and who's that making off with Nova? Ron Harper?
 
                                                         - - - Jeff
 
 
Well, he does resemble Brent in the Marvel Comics adaptation of BENEATH (where apparently they couldn't use the likeness of Heston or Franciscus). But the way Taylor and Brent are drawn in the Power Book & Record set somewhat look like the actors, and the in the Gold Key comic they almost exactly resemble the actors in several panels.
 
You have to admit though that on it's own, it's a pretty cool cover. Too bad there's that box in the upper right hand corner ("The action comes alive as you read!!") blocking part of the illustration.
 
And while I'm on the topic, did anyone else think these visuals were a bit gruesome for children? A guy on the cover shot in the back with an arrow (with blood coming out of the wound no less). And I couldn't even look at the  illustrations with the mutants with their masks off for the longest time. And jumping slightly off topic, the Man-Thing book & record set featured a story about a clown who committed suicide.
 
Just who the hell was coming up with this stuff anyway??
 
 
Chris L.
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Group: pota Message: 14121 From: CheeseGOTAS@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
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In a message dated 1/13/02 9:17:34 AM Central Standard Time, Haristas@...
writes:

<< How can a spaceship be in two places at the same
time, in 1973 on earth while also thousands of light-years out in space,
without, as I contend, there are alternate timelines or 'avenues' of time? >>

And how come, when the Apes get back to the 70s, they have space helmets and
nifty suits, which the crew did not have in the original. Huh?

-Joe
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Group: pota Message: 14122 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/13/2002
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It IS silly.

The clock might AGE 6 months in 5 seconds, but it should not RACE FORWARD -
or, if it should, then so should the metal and nuts and bolts in the ship
therefore disintegrate. I realise it is there for dramatic effect, and to
bring the surge froward in time to the attention of the crew and the
audience, but I contest that they could have picked an alternative method
that makes more sense.

I am not saying it is silly that they have hit a time warp, just that the
time warp make the clock spin and ages nothing else.

Michael

-----Original Message-----
From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@...]
Sent: Monday, 14 January 2002 1:38

Incidentally, it isn't "silly" the way the EARTH-TIME clocks tick forward
faster than the SHIP-TIME clocks. Taylor mentions that they've aged "6
months" during the same time that the Earth has aged "nearly 700 years" due
to "Doctor Hasslein's theory of Time in a vehicle traveling nearly the speed
of light". Taylor is merely saying that they are undergoing TIME DILATION at
NEAR-LIGHT velocities. Albert Einstein first postulated this nearly 100
years ago.
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Group: pota Message: 14123 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/13/2002
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Patrick,

What are you saying? The ship was resurrected and refuellued and flown by 3
chimps but they couldn't fix the clock? Hmmmmmm.....

And I would have thought we could pick the date 1973 from the US President
who was......what was his name again?

Michael

> -----Original Message-----
> From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@...]
> Sent: Monday, 14 January 2002 1:38
> To: pota@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas

And... the "time clocks" can't have broken, as you say, since the EARTH-TIME
clock in the ship that the "Ape-onauts" escape the Alpha Omega Bomb in
accurately registers the final EARTH-TIME date: 1973.
Milo reminds Cornelius and Zira about when the clock ticked backwards before
Lewis Dixon & Stevie Branton arrive to 'test' them. If the clock was busted,
it shouldn't have accurately read "1973" (as Zira drunkenly tells Hasslein
when he plies her with "Grape Juice Plus"), and we KNOW that ESCAPE takes
place in 1973, since the Presidential Commission is "dissolved" by its
Chairman in "the year of our Lord, Nineteen-Hundred and Seventy-Three" as he
says before he hits his gavel.

See ya 'round, Mike. Nice chattin' with ya.

Patrick Michael Tilton
EARTH-TIME 01-13-2002
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Group: pota Message: 14124 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/13/2002
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Yeah, you know this could be why I grew up so confused - not like Rory who
was 12 years old and sitting there saying "WHAT? - You expect me to believe
this crap?"!!!!

Michael

> -----Original Message-----
> From: CheeseGOTAS@... [CheeseGOTAS@...]
> Sent: Monday, 14 January 2002 6:01
> To: pota@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
>
>
> In a message dated 1/13/02 9:17:34 AM Central Standard Time,
> Haristas@...
> writes:
>
> << How can a spaceship be in two places at the same
> time, in 1973 on earth while also thousands of light-years out in space,
> without, as I contend, there are alternate timelines or
> 'avenues' of time? >>
>
> And how come, when the Apes get back to the 70s, they have space
> helmets and
> nifty suits, which the crew did not have in the original. Huh?
>
> -Joe
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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Group: pota Message: 14125 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: [pota] Artistic License
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Kind of a weird visual interpretation of the Alpha-Omega Bomb...


Looks like a Lava Lamp!
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Group: pota Message: 14126 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: MODERATOR PLEASE RESPOND!!!! - A solut
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Just fixed the settings so that members only can post


Hey, I'm all for HOT and HORNY BITCHES in the comfort of my own home.
Just not the online ones.

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Group: pota Message: 14127 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Artistic License
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That looks like the Alpha/Omega bomb meets H.G. Wells' Time Machine, but who shot Taylor in the back with an arrow?  Ouch!!


Looks like a Chimp to me!
And I thought they were against the War!
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Group: pota Message: 14128 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: Jacobs on AMC
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Jeff <veetus@...> wrote:
> Ted Post is still alive, as far as I know. Don Taylor ("Escape") died in
> '98, the same year as Roddy.

I remembered about Don Taylor, but I can only assume that I must have got
mixed up somehow. I checked the IMDb and you're right, Ted Post is alive,
which is nice.

Alan
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Group: pota Message: 14129 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
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Rory <Haristas@...> wrote:
>Now Patrick Michael Tilton could you please explain to me how, as others in
>this group contend, can Taylor land on a planet of the apes where two
>thousand years before Zira and Cornelius arrived in the very same spaceship
>that Taylor arrives in? How can a spaceship be in two places at the same
>time, in 1973 on earth while also thousands of light-years out in space,
>without, as I contend, there are alternate timelines or 'avenues' of time?

We seem to be experiencing a temporal distortion of our very own! Do we have
to go through this again? Patrick had already posted his big time travel
theory once already, and we've had this discussion before - and I suspect
nobody's going to change their mind!

Alan
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Group: pota Message: 14130 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Explaining inconsistencies.
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.htmlIn a message dated 1/13/02 4:02:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, whitty@... writes:


Yeah, you know this could be why I grew up so confused - not like Rory who
was 12 years old and sitting there saying "WHAT? - You expect me to believe
this crap?"!!!!

Michael



Never!  When I was 12 years old I was just as unsophisticated as you were, Michael.

-- Rory
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Group: pota Message: 14131 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] That silly clock.
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.htmlIn a message dated 1/13/02 4:12:53 PM Eastern Standard Time, whitty@... writes:


It IS silly.

The clock might AGE 6 months in 5 seconds, but it should not RACE FORWARD -
or, if it should, then so should the metal and nuts and bolts in the ship
therefore disintegrate.  I realise it is there for dramatic effect, and to
bring the surge froward in time to the attention of the crew and the
audience, but I contest that they could have picked an alternative method
that makes more sense.

I am not saying it is silly that they have hit a time warp, just that the
time warp make the clock spin and ages nothing else.

Michael



Simple, silly!  It's all in the hands of the computers!

-- Rory
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Group: pota Message: 14132 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
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.htmlIn a message dated 1/13/02 6:43:36 PM Eastern Standard Time, alan@... writes:


We seem to be experiencing a temporal distortion of our very own! Do we have
to go through this again? Patrick had already posted his big time travel
theory once already, and we've had this discussion before - and I suspect
nobody's going to change their mind!

Alan




Butt out, pal!!   I just want someone to explain it to me:  how can the spaceship be in two places at the same time and still be in the same universe?

-- Rory
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Group: pota Message: 14133 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/13/2002
Subject: Re: A solution to the spam in this group
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Does anyone know what exactly this book description refers to?  what screenplays?  the cartoon, maybe?  Thanks, Kassidy


Return to the Planet of the Apes Book (1) One: Visions From Nowhere; Book (2) Two: Escape From Terror Lagoon; Book (3) Three: Ma...
by Arrow, William (Based On Screenplays By Larry Spiegel; Jack Kaplan; John Barrett; J. C. Strong; And Bruce Shelly) (Re: Pierre...
First Paperback Printings. Ballantine Books, New York (1976) 
 

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Group: pota Message: 14134 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/14/2002
Subject: Books
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Hi Kassidy Rae,
 
Good guess.  These are the novel adaptation of the "Return to the Planet of the Apes" Cartoon Series.
 
Michael
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Kassidy Rae [valwp@...]
Sent: Monday, 14 January 2002 14:47
To: pota@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: [pota] A solution to the spam in this group

Does anyone know what exactly this book description refers to?  what screenplays?  the cartoon, maybe?  Thanks, Kassidy


Return to the Planet of the Apes Book (1) One: Visions From Nowhere; Book (2) Two: Escape From Terror Lagoon; Book (3) Three: Ma...
by Arrow, William (Based On Screenplays By Larry Spiegel; Jack Kaplan; John Barrett; J. C. Strong; And Bruce Shelly) (Re: Pierre...
First Paperback Printings. Ballantine Books, New York (1976) 

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Group: pota Message: 14135 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/14/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Books
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<Good guess.  These are the novel adaptation of the "Return to the Planet of the Apes" Cartoon Series.>
 
Thanks for your help.  I knew you guys would tell me quickly just exactly what it is.
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Group: pota Message: 14136 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/14/2002
Subject: New Ape mag
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Attachments :
    Chiller Theatre #15 is a PotA issue. I haven't read it yet, so I can't tell
    if it's new material or just recycled stuff from the recent books. I've
    attached a picture of the cover.

    It features the usual behind the scenes/general interest article and also
    interviews with Linda Harrison, Kim Hunter, Don Taylor, Booth Colman and,
    for those of you who are actually interested in PotA2001, Cary-Hiroyuki
    Tagawa.

    Alan
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    Group: pota Message: 14137 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/14/2002
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     Alan, is this a comic?  The cover is gorgeous - I'd like to have it for that alone!

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    Group: pota Message: 14138 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/14/2002
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    Chiller Theatre #15 is a PotA issue.


    Where can I get mine?




    T
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    Group: pota Message: 14139 From: sand_hill_school Date: 1/15/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] New Ape mag
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    Would definitely like to have one of these. Where do you find this
    stuff?

    --Helen

    --- In pota@y..., LordTZer0@A... wrote:
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    > > Chiller Theatre #15 is a PotA issue.
    >
    > Where can I get mine?
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > T
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    Group: pota Message: 14140 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/15/2002
    Subject: Re: That Chiller Mag.
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    .htmlI got this response from Joe Russo when I forwarded him that image of the cover of the mag.

    -- Rory


    I HAVE this-this mag comes from  NJ not UK!! Published by the guy who
    runs the CHILLER THEATRE conventions in  NJ ( I did one as guest in
    Oct.) The inside is nothing special,infact I was FURIOUS when I looked
    inside because he "stole" 9 photos from POTAR without even sighting us
    as the source.I can give you the address if you want to order one.Best
    thing is he cover (the actual painting was on display at the con)



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    Group: pota Message: 14141 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/15/2002
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    In answer to everyone's questions about Chiller Theatre, I'd never heard of
    it, though it appears to be some kind of quarterly horror/fantasy
    publication. I suspect you'll probably only find it in specialist
    comics/scifi stores - I saw it advertised in Previews a few months ago and
    got my usual dealer to order a copy, it arrived a few days ago so I assume
    it'll still be in stores. (Price $5.95 US, $7 Canada)

    Alan
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    Group: pota Message: 14142 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/16/2002
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      I thought something was fishy when I looked at the "Previews" for March and didn't see a POTA comic entry for March. Well, I got the new issue and it's true - - - the POTA comic has been cancelled, the last vestige of the new flick. The final issue will be out next month. Seneca, Esau, Crow... we hardly knew ye. SNIFF!
     
                                                             - - - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2002 11:09 AM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: That Chiller Mag.

    I got this response from Joe Russo when I forwarded him that image of the cover of the mag.

    -- Rory


    I HAVE this-this mag comes from  NJ not UK!! Published by the guy who
    runs the CHILLER THEATRE conventions in  NJ ( I did one as guest in
    Oct.) The inside is nothing special,infact I was FURIOUS when I looked
    inside because he "stole" 9 photos from POTAR without even sighting us
    as the source.I can give you the address if you want to order one.Best
    thing is he cover (the actual painting was on display at the con)





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    Group: pota Message: 14143 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/17/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
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    Here we go again......
     
    Michael
    -----Original Message-----
    From: veetus@... [veetus@...]
    Sent: Thursday, 17 January 2002 13:38
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!

      I thought something was fishy when I looked at the "Previews" for March and didn't see a POTA comic entry for March. Well, I got the new issue and it's true - - - the POTA comic has been cancelled, the last vestige of the new flick. The final issue will be out next month. Seneca, Esau, Crow... we hardly knew ye. SNIFF!
     
                                                             - - - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2002 11:09 AM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: That Chiller Mag.

    I got this response from Joe Russo when I forwarded him that image of the cover of the mag.

    -- Rory


    I HAVE this-this mag comes from  NJ not UK!! Published by the guy who
    runs the CHILLER THEATRE conventions in  NJ ( I did one as guest in
    Oct.) The inside is nothing special,infact I was FURIOUS when I looked
    inside because he "stole" 9 photos from POTAR without even sighting us
    as the source.I can give you the address if you want to order one.Best
    thing is he cover (the actual painting was on display at the con)





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    Group: pota Message: 14144 From: Ken & Heather Taylor Date: 1/17/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
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    .html Like we didn't see it coming....

    Michael Whitty wrote:

    Here we go again......Michael
    -----Original Message-----
    From: veetus@... [mailto:veetus@...]
    Sent: Thursday, 17 January 2002 13:38
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
     
      I thought something was fishy when I looked at the "Previews" for March and didn't see a POTA comic entry for March. Well, I got the new issue and it's true - - - the POTA comic has been cancelled, the last vestige of the new flick. The final issue will be out next month. Seneca, Esau, Crow... we hardly knew ye. SNIFF!                                                          - - - - Jeff  
    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2002 11:09 AM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: That Chiller Mag.
     I got this response from Joe Russo when I forwarded him that image of the cover of the mag.

    -- Rory
     
     

    I HAVE this-this mag comes from  NJ not UK!! Published by the guy who
    runs the CHILLER THEATRE conventions in  NJ ( I did one as guest in
    Oct.) The inside is nothing special,infact I was FURIOUS when I looked
    inside because he "stole" 9 photos from POTAR without even sighting us
    as the source.I can give you the address if you want to order one.Best
    thing is he cover (the actual painting was on display at the con)
     

     
     

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    Group: pota Message: 14145 From: CheeseGOTAS@aol.com Date: 1/17/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
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    In a message dated 1/16/02 8:40:38 PM Central Standard Time,
    veetus@... writes:

    << I thought something was fishy when I looked at the "Previews" for March
    and didn't see a POTA comic entry for March. Well, I got the new issue and
    it's true - - - the POTA comic has been cancelled, the last vestige of the
    new flick. The final issue will be out next month. Seneca, Esau, Crow... we
    hardly knew ye. SNIFF!

    - - - - Jeff >>

    Sad news. I haven't gotten the new one yet, but did they give a reason why
    it will be cancelled? It was a very good comic, and it's sad to see it go.

    I'll have to go complain.

    -Joe
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    Group: pota Message: 14146 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/17/2002
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    The reason would be simple - SALES.

    Not a lot of POTA fans out there.....

    Michael

    > -----Original Message-----
    > From: CheeseGOTAS@... [CheeseGOTAS@...]
    > Sent: Friday, 18 January 2002 3:00
    > To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    > Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
    >
    >
    > In a message dated 1/16/02 8:40:38 PM Central Standard Time,
    > veetus@... writes:
    >
    > << I thought something was fishy when I looked at the "Previews"
    > for March
    > and didn't see a POTA comic entry for March. Well, I got the new
    > issue and
    > it's true - - - the POTA comic has been cancelled, the last
    > vestige of the
    > new flick. The final issue will be out next month. Seneca, Esau,
    > Crow... we
    > hardly knew ye. SNIFF!
    >
    > - - - - Jeff >>
    >
    > Sad news. I haven't gotten the new one yet, but did they give a
    > reason why
    > it will be cancelled? It was a very good comic, and it's sad to
    > see it go.
    >
    > I'll have to go complain.
    >
    > -Joe
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    Group: pota Message: 14147 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/17/2002
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    The reason would be simple - SALES.

    Not a lot of POTA fans out there.....


    I'd say there were a lot of fan.  Opening day proved that, maybe less now.
    But I don't think there are that may into comicbooks.  Most are older now.
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    Group: pota Message: 14148 From: valwp Date: 1/18/2002
    Subject: Alan Maxwell
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    Hi, it's Kassidy here. I was wondering if you'd mind if I posted the
    Ron Harper interview that you typed for this group over on Mez's
    site? (the tv series site). Let me know :)
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    Group: pota Message: 14149 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/18/2002
    Subject: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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    The new "Premiere" mag ("Black Hawk Down" on the cover) has their wrapup
    of 2001 and notes that"Fox lured Tim Burton to rework the '60's classic
    POTA, but Burton's vision and leading man Mark Wahlberg didn't jibe with the
    material. Though the movie pulled in $357 million worldwide, Fox is going
    back to the drawing board". Sounds to me like both Wahlberg and burton are
    out and they're going to start from scratch. That might sound like a
    no-brainer but some might feel they have to include Wahlberg and at least
    acknowledge the first one. But it makes sense, they'd have to at least match
    Wahlberg's $10 million salary on the first one, and that looks like a bad
    deal, especially after "Rock Star". They will probably have a lower budget
    and realize POTA is the star.
    The same paragraph notes that there will be a "Tomb Raider 2" but the
    original director won't be
    - - - Jeff



    ----- Original Message -----
    From: "valwp" <valwp@...>
    To: <pota@yahoogroups.com>
    Sent: Friday, January 18, 2002 11:11 AM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Alan Maxwell


    > Hi, it's Kassidy here. I was wondering if you'd mind if I posted the
    > Ron Harper interview that you typed for this group over on Mez's
    > site? (the tv series site). Let me know :)
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    Group: pota Message: 14150 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/18/2002
    Subject: Alan Maxwell
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    Did I Miss something?

    I have only received about 2 messages a day for the last week....

    Michael

    > -----Original Message-----
    > From: valwp [valwp@...]
    > Sent: Saturday, 19 January 2002 6:12
    > To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    > Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Alan Maxwell
    >
    >
    > Hi, it's Kassidy here. I was wondering if you'd mind if I posted the
    > Ron Harper interview that you typed for this group over on Mez's
    > site? (the tv series site). Let me know :)
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    >
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    Group: pota Message: 14151 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/18/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
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      Monthly comic books are a tough sell these days with so many alternatives. The bread and butter for the industry now is graphic novels and miniseries. A decade ago Dark Horse had a monthly "Aliens" comic book and that's gone, but "Aliens" is still part of their "stable". Unfortunately that usually means high profile crossovers like 2002's "Alien vs. Predator vs. Superman vs. Batman" ( I kid you not). POTA will probably be back as a comic miniseries though it'd be ashame if it was reduced to crossover fodder (it already was a decade ago with "Alien Nation"). The "Apes" monthly seemed to last longer than many of these summer movie bandwagon jumpers and reportedly there were a lot of top artists and writers who wanted a shot at working on it. But they have to get the movies right before the comics can follow. Toodles!                                            - - - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 3:30 PM
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!


    The reason would be simple - SALES.

    Not a lot of POTA fans out there.....


    I'd say there were a lot of fan.  Opening day proved that, maybe less now.
    But I don't think there are that may into comicbooks.  Most are older now.


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    Group: pota Message: 14152 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/18/2002
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    So who do we get in touch with at Fox to give them some ideas from the fans?

    I am glad if this is right that Burton is out. I think they really need to
    either do a Battle sequel or a Monkey Planet filming - either continue the
    cycle or abandon and recreate it (properly this time).

    Forget including Wahlberg and acknowledging the first one - the first one
    was garbage and can be left alone and found at video stores next to "Time of
    the Apes" that absolutely nobody ever tries to fit into their chronology!!!!

    Michael

    -----Original Message-----
    From: veetus@... [veetus@...]
    Sent: Saturday, 19 January 2002 8:58
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?


    The new "Premiere" mag ("Black Hawk Down" on the cover) has their wrapup of
    2001 and notes at"Fox lured Tim Burton to rework the '60's classic POTA, but
    Burton's vision and leading man Mark Wahlberg didn't jibe with the material.
    Though the movie pulled in $357 million worldwide, Fox is going back to the
    drawing board". Sounds to me like both Wahlberg and burton are out and
    they're going to start from scratch. That might sound like a no-brainer but
    some might feel they have to include Wahlberg and at least acknowledge the
    first one. But it makes sense, they'd have to at least match Wahlberg's $10
    million salary on the first one, and that looks like a bad deal, especially
    after "Rock Star". They will probably have a lower budget and realize POTA
    is the star.
    The same paragraph notes that there will be a "Tomb Raider 2" but the
    original director won't be
    - - - Jeff
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    I think if they tried a bit harder they could have had something.
     
    Firstly, they should have abandoned the new look stuff on that planet and gone with classic (but Fox may have restricted that).
     
    Also, they should have made it tie in with some of the movies - like a story about the building of Taylor's ship by Milo, Cornelius and Zira.  That would be worth buying.
     
    Even a wrap up/revisit of the TV Series.  Something to encourage fans to buy.
     
    They could have bought some fan-fic to base it on and have the authors explain various things (as I am sure the writers are not ape fans and have little understanding of apes).  This sort of imaginative stuff sells subscriptions to fans and gives it somewhere to go.  But alas, the movie was a quickie to grab quick bucks and so it seems was the comic.
     
    God that Alien Nation crossover was crap, eh?  What would anyone else have suggested for a crossover (if anything at all)?
     
    Michael
     
    -----Original Message-----
    From: veetus@... [veetus@...]
    Sent: Saturday, 19 January 2002 9:07
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!

      Monthly comic books are a tough sell these days with so many alternatives. The bread and butter for the industry now is graphic novels and miniseries. A decade ago Dark Horse had a monthly "Aliens" comic book and that's gone, but "Aliens" is still part of their "stable". Unfortunately that usually means high profile crossovers like 2002's "Alien vs. Predator vs. Superman vs. Batman" ( I kid you not). POTA will probably be back as a comic miniseries though it'd be ashame if it was reduced to crossover fodder (it already was a decade ago with "Alien Nation"). The "Apes" monthly seemed to last longer than many of these summer movie bandwagon jumpers and reportedly there were a lot of top artists and writers who wanted a shot at working on it. But they have to get the movies right before the comics can follow. Toodles!                                            - - - - Jeff
     
     
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    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!


    The reason would be simple - SALES.

    Not a lot of POTA fans out there.....


    I'd say there were a lot of fan.  Opening day proved that, maybe less now.
    But I don't think there are that may into comicbooks.  Most are older now.





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    over on Mez's
    site?


    How the hell is Mez?  Long time no see!
    I see her post about as much as What's-her-name?
    That's how long it's been. I can't recall her name.
    I think it was &nsbp...Sorry Lynne, I couldn't resist.
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    Group: pota Message: 14155 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/18/2002
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      The new "Premiere" mag ("Black Hawk Down" on the cover) has their wrapup
    of 2001 and notes that"Fox lured Tim Burton to rework the '60's classic
    POTA, but Burton's vision and leading man Mark Wahlberg didn't jibe with the
    material. Though the movie pulled in $357 million worldwide, Fox is going
    back to the drawing board."


    Alright, I still have a strong feeling there won't be a sequel, not any time soon anyway.  What Fox should do is now burn every copy of Burton's film they can find, hope it's completely forgotten in a decade or so, and then get a really good director and screenwriter to do a faithful adaptation of Boulle's original "vision."  But it won't happen.  What will happen?  To quote Cornelius in ESCAPE, "I'm not sure."

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 14156 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/18/2002
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    .htmlIn a message dated 1/18/02 5:16:18 PM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:


      Monthly comic books are a tough sell these days with so many alternatives. The bread and butter for the industry now is graphic novels and miniseries. A decade ago Dark Horse had a monthly "Aliens" comic book and that's gone, but "Aliens" is still part of their "stable". Unfortunately that usually means high profile crossovers like 2002's "Alien vs. Predator vs. Superman vs. Batman" ( I kid you not). POTA will probably be back as a comic miniseries though it'd be ashame if it was reduced to crossover fodder (it already was a decade ago with "Alien Nation"). The "Apes" monthly seemed to last longer than many of these summer movie bandwagon jumpers and reportedly there were a lot of top artists and writers who wanted a shot at working on it. But they have to get the movies right before the comics can follow. Toodles!                                            - - - - Jeff




    I was listening to Howard Stern the other day.  He's big into comics and he said when he reads a comic he wants the complete story, so it seems monthly serial comics are becoming a thing of the past.

    -- Rory
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    .htmlIn a message dated 1/18/02 5:16:53 PM Eastern Standard Time, whitty@... writes:


    So who do we get in touch with at Fox to give them some ideas from the fans?

    I am glad if this is right that Burton is out.  I think they really need to
    either do a Battle sequel or a Monkey Planet filming - either continue the
    cycle or abandon and recreate it (properly this time).

    Forget including Wahlberg and acknowledging the first one - the first one
    was garbage and can be left alone and found at video stores next to "Time of
    the Apes" that absolutely nobody ever tries to fit into their chronology!!!!

    Michael



    Alright, Michael!!!   Right on.  Unfortunately so-called "brains" at the studios act like they know everything, actually know nothing and know they know nothing and are scared shitless most of the time, so they try to play it safe and we get crap.  One thing is for sure -- they only listen to fans when the fans are legion and we APES fans are too few.  How can we take initiative when they're in control?

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 14158 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/18/2002
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    .htmlIn a message dated 1/18/02 5:22:43 PM Eastern Standard Time, whitty@... writes:


    Did I Miss something?

    I have only received about 2 messages a day for the last week....

    Michael



    Yeah, I was wondering the same thing:  What interview with Ron Harper?

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 14159 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/18/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Alan Maxwell
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      Haristas@... wrote:


    Yeah, I was wondering the same thing:  What interview with Ron Harper?

    -- Rory

    Hey guys,

    You didn't miss a thing.  This is from message #8232 - June of 2001!  I was browsing and found it in our messages

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      LordTZer0@... wrote:


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      The problem too is those scared execs are also scared of being sued, so they don't listen to unsolicited ideas. But if we wanted to make an impact, now's the time during the early script stage. They could do worse than eavesdrop on this group. Toodles!                                                - - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Friday, January 18, 2002 4:49 PM
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?

    In a message dated 1/18/02 5:16:53 PM Eastern Standard Time, whitty@... writes:


    So who do we get in touch with at Fox to give them some ideas from the fans?

    I am glad if this is right that Burton is out.  I think they really need to
    either do a Battle sequel or a Monkey Planet filming - either continue the
    cycle or abandon and recreate it (properly this time).

    Forget including Wahlberg and acknowledging the first one - the first one
    was garbage and can be left alone and found at video stores next to "Time of
    the Apes" that absolutely nobody ever tries to fit into their chronology!!!!

    Michael



    Alright, Michael!!!   Right on.  Unfortunately so-called "brains" at the studios act like they know everything, actually know nothing and know they know nothing and are scared shitless most of the time, so they try to play it safe and we get crap.  One thing is for sure -- they only listen to fans when the fans are legion and we APES fans are too few.  How can we take initiative when they're in control?

    -- Rory

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    Group: pota Message: 14162 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/18/2002
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    .htmlThat's the problem with going pro -- not only do I want screen credit -- I wanna get paid!  Funny how that works, eh?

    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
                        ~~~Dr. Hunter S. Thompson~~~~

    The problem too is those scared execs are also scared of being sued, so they don't listen to unsolicited ideas. But if we wanted to make an impact, now's the time during the early script stage. They could do worse than eavesdrop on this group. Toodles! 


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    Group: pota Message: 14163 From: CheeseGOTAS@aol.com Date: 1/18/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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    In a message dated 1/18/02 9:01:27 PM Central Standard Time,
    veetus@... writes:

    << Toodles! - - - Jeff
    >>

    Is this your new thing?
    TTFN!

    -Joe
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    Group: pota Message: 14164 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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    Sometimes my e-mails drop off the last word so I end with something I can
    lose. 'Natch?

    - - - - Jeff


    ----- Original Message -----
    From: <CheeseGOTAS@...>
    To: <pota@yahoogroups.com>
    Sent: Friday, January 18, 2002 9:38 PM
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hasta La Vista, Burton?


    > In a message dated 1/18/02 9:01:27 PM Central Standard Time,
    > veetus@... writes:
    >
    > << Toodles! - - - Jeff
    > >>
    >
    > Is this your new thing?
    > TTFN!
    >
    > -Joe
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    Group: pota Message: 14165 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/19/2002
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    .htmlIn a message dated 1/18/02 10:01:11 PM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:


    Toodles!                                                - - - Jeff





    Enough of this toodles business.
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    Group: pota Message: 14166 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/19/2002
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    .htmlIn a message dated 1/19/02 1:18:00 AM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:


    Sometimes my e-mails drop off the last word so I end with something I can
    lose. 'Natch?

                                                              - - - - Jeff




    Well, try something relevant like. . . um. . . "And that completes my final report. . ." or something like that.  Use your imagination!
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    Group: pota Message: 14167 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
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    --- In pota@y..., Haristas@a... wrote:
    > In a message dated 1/13/02 9:39:15 AM Eastern Standard Time,
    > patrickmichaeltilton@y... writes:
    >
    >
    > > Taylor tells Landon that they are "320 Lightyears" away from Earth on
    > > a planet orbiting a star in the constellation Orion. Of course, WE
    > > know that they've actually ended up back on Earth, but HE doesn't know =

    > > that when he says this. He's seen the EARTH-TIME clock reading [25
    > > November 3978], so he knows they've traveled for 18 months of SHIP-
    > > TIME, which corresponds to about "twenty centuries" of EARTH-TIME.
    > > Could his ship have somehow gotten sent back to Earth via a similar
    > > activation of an "automatic homing device" (just like Virdon's ship)?
    > > In the scenario for my novel-in-progress, that's EXACTLY what happens. =

    > > His ship IS out there, 320 Lightyears away in space... and an
    > > "Automatic Homing Device" is triggered... and his ship zips back the
    > > 320 Lightyears to Earth at the same rate of "retrotemporal" time per
    > > distance; the math is simple: 4.34 ÷ 320 = 115 ÷ "x" (where "x" is the =

    > > number of EARTH-TIME days that Taylor's ship "retrotemporally" goes
    > > backwards through Time. "x" turns out to be about 8,479 days. Divide
    > > that by the number of days in a year and you get about 23.2 years.
    > > Subtract 23.2 years from 3978 (November 25), and you find yourself
    > > smack dab in the summer of... 3955 A.D.! The scenario I concocted for
    > > my novel project "unflubs" the mistakes Paul Dehn made when he
    > > scripted BENEATH.
    > >
    > >
    >
    > Now Patrick Michael Tilton could you please explain to me how, as others =
    in
    > this group contend, can Taylor land on a planet of the apes where two
    > thousand years before Zira and Cornelius arrived in the very same spacesh=
    ip
    > that Taylor arrives in? How can a spaceship be in two places at the sam=
    e
    > time, in 1973 on earth while also thousands of light-years out in space, =

    > without, as I contend, there are alternate timelines or 'avenues' of time=
    ?
    >
    > -- Rory

    Fair question, Rory. Lemme answer it for ya.
    In my novel-in-progress' scenario, the ship seen in PLANET is most
    definitely NOT the exact same ship which we see in ESCAPE. It IS,
    however, "commanded by Colonel Taylor" (as the President says) because
    the "Taylor mission" out to an unnamed star in Orion (320 lightyears
    away) comprised a "mothership" accompanied by 3 smaller "shuttlecraft"
    ships. We never see the "mothership" in any of the movies, but we DO
    see the 3 shuttles: the ships from PLANET, BENEATH and ESCAPE--all of
    which are designed to descend from the main ship (which remains in
    orbit) down to the planet's surface, and are able to re-ascend back up
    into orbit to re-dock with the mothership. In other words, just as (in
    Boulle's original novel) Ulysse Merou, Professor Antelle and Arthur
    Levain (and their pet chimp Hector) land on "Soror" in a smaller ship
    (called "une chaloupe" in Boulle's original, translated as "launch" by
    Xan Fielding)--and Ulysse, Nova & their son Sirius land back on Earth
    at the end of the novel in one of the other two "launches"--so, too,
    does Taylor (& Landon & Dodge & the late Lt. Stewart) and Brent (&
    'Skipper') and THREE OTHER UNKNOWN ASTRONAUTS ON THE SAME MISSION (who
    land the "gull-wing-hatch" shuttle which Milo finds on the coast of
    the ocean ("on our seaboard" according to Cornelius)) land their
    respective shuttlecraft in the same rough area of the Forbidden Zone,
    with their non-landing mothership remaining in orbit overhead. When
    Brent says, "I've gotta get back... UP THERE... I don't know how or
    what with..." he's thinking about getting his ass back up to the
    safety of an orbiting mothership he knows is "up there".
    How can the "ESCAPE ship" be in two places at once? In my scenario,
    the Taylor mission (mothership plus 3 shuttles) is on a course through
    "deep space" warping along the 320 lightyears between Sol and the
    "destination" star over the course of 2006 EARTH-TIME years... but the
    SHIP-TIME date on the chronometer console reads differently during the
    "time" (i.e. the EARTH-TIME) when it exists in "2 different places".
    It takes about 18 months for the SHIP-TIME clock to click ahead from
    15 January 1972 (departure date from Cape Kennedy) to approximately 15
    July 1973 (the SHIP-TIME date of their arrival at the destination,
    corresponding to late-November 3978 EARTH-TIME). After they're zipped
    back to Earth (320 lightyears and 23 "retrotemporal" EARTH-TIME years,
    from 3978 to 3955), their SHIP-TIME clocks keep ticking ahead... and
    it is well over a month later (i.e. late-August 1973 SHIP-TIME) when
    the "Ape-onauts" blast off to low-Earth orbit prior to the time warp
    that zips them back to 1973 (EARTH-TIME). In fact (in my scenario),
    the only reason that the time warp "spits them out" in 1973 (rather
    than decades or centuries or even millennia earlier) is because the
    warpfield cocooning the ship during its "back-through-time" transit is
    "dis-engaged" when the backward-clicking EARTH-TIME clock matches the
    actual SHIP-TIME clock's date--a lucky fluke in the programming of the
    chronometers.
    I agree that it would be impossible for one ship to occupy two
    different places at the SAME time... but the ESCAPE shuttle only
    occupies the same EARTH-TIME in two separate locales--not the same
    SHIP-TIME, and that makes a big difference.
    In theory, you could go back in time one week and shake hands with
    yourself--thus, creating an "alternate" parallel timeline from the
    moment your older self arrived in the past. But, if your younger self
    remembered having shaken hands with somebody who looked really
    familiar... you will NOT have created an alternate timeline--you will
    merely have "completed the circle", and fulfilled the "destined" role
    your older self COULD NOT avoid (since your younger self experienced
    an encounter with your older self prior to the moment when the older
    self went back in time).
    Keep in mind that the "Ape-onauts" could NOT have gone back through
    time (from 3955 to 1973) had they not had a spaceship in which to do
    so (a ship equipped with a hyperdrive engine which is designed to
    create a warpfield which separates the ship from the rest of the
    spacetime continuum in a "mini-universe" all its own, sheltering the
    ship from the gravitational tides of the black hole that the Alpha
    Omega bomb turned the planet Earth into, and so on). If the Taylor
    mission had NOT gone out in 1972, then the "Ape-onauts" could NOT have
    come back in a shuttle from that mission.
    But IF Taylor had somehow awoken from hibernation earlier, and if the
    shuttle in which he was hibernating had NOT landed in Dead Lake, and
    if NONE of the shuttles were to have landed on the planet's surface,
    and if Taylor had somehow found out (perhaps from an orbiting "time
    capsule" containing old news reports of the arrival of the "Ape-
    onauts" in 1973 in one of Taylor's shuttles, etc.) about the
    "destined" role of the gull-wing-hatch shuttle, then perhaps he--like
    Hasslein--could try to prevent the "completing of the circle" in his
    own way by destroying that shuttle's warpdrive & computers. Of course,
    none of this happens though.
    Anyway, that's MY take on it. Feel free to disagree. My scenario I've
    concocted to reconcile all the details given in the movies & TV
    episodes; in addition, it has provided me with opportunities to add to
    the saga logical extrapolations based on this. Whether or not anybody
    else likes either my scenario or my "extras" based in part upon it,
    well, I can't worry about that. I hope others will like it, but there
    are no guarantees in life...

    Patrick Michael Tilton
    EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002
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    In response to the following post:
    The ship itself is not experiencing the rapid time-forward-racing;
    rather, it is experiencing the SLOWING-DOWN of Time (SHIP-TIME),
    relative to the rate of the passage of Time back on Earth (EARTH-
    TIME). The computers on these ANSA ships are programmed to read what
    they read; the SHIP-TIME clock is just an ordinary clock, ticking away
    the time as the astronauts experience it while on the ship; the EARTH-
    TIME clock is programmed to depict the Time/Date that those who stayed
    behind on Earth are "currently" experiencing. A simple computer
    program takes the known SHIP-TIME date and the known relativistic
    velocity of the ship and displays the corresponding EARTH-TIME date on
    the other clock. For every day of EARTH-TIME that ticks by, only about
    31 seconds of SHIP-TIME (or "our time" as Taylor called it) go by. So,
    the "nuts and bolts of the ship" are only experiencing the SAME 31
    seconds of SHIP-TIME per EARTH-TIME day that the astronauts on board
    the ship are experiencing. It's relativistic time-dilation, friend.
    It's not "Einsteinian" relativity (i.e. time-dilation on a ship
    rocketing through the spacetime continuum) but, rather, "Hassleinian"
    relativity: the dilation of Time on a ship encased in a warpfield and
    propagating outward relative to the original non-warping frame-of-
    reference.
    Capisce?

    Patrick Michael Tilton
    EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002


    --- In pota@y..., "Michael Whitty" <whitty@c...> wrote:
    > It IS silly.
    >
    > The clock might AGE 6 months in 5 seconds, but it should not RACE FORWARD -
    > or, if it should, then so should the metal and nuts and bolts in the ship
    > therefore disintegrate. I realise it is there for dramatic effect, and to
    > bring the surge froward in time to the attention of the crew and the
    > audience, but I contest that they could have picked an alternative method
    > that makes more sense.
    >
    > I am not saying it is silly that they have hit a time warp, just that the
    > time warp make the clock spin and ages nothing else.
    >
    > Michael
    >
    > -----Original Message-----
    > From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@y...]
    > Sent: Monday, 14 January 2002 1:38
    >
    > Incidentally, it isn't "silly" the way the EARTH-TIME clocks tick forward
    > faster than the SHIP-TIME clocks. Taylor mentions that they've aged "6
    > months" during the same time that the Earth has aged "nearly 700 years" due
    > to "Doctor Hasslein's theory of Time in a vehicle traveling nearly the speed
    > of light". Taylor is merely saying that they are undergoing TIME DILATION at
    > NEAR-LIGHT velocities. Albert Einstein first postulated this nearly 100
    > years ago.
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    .htmlIn a message dated 1/19/02 9:16:06 AM Eastern Standard Time, patrickmichaeltilton@... writes:


    Anyway, that's MY take on it. Feel free to disagree. My scenario I've
    concocted to reconcile all the details given in the movies & TV
    episodes; in addition, it has provided me with opportunities to add to
    the saga logical extrapolations based on this. Whether or not anybody
    else likes either my scenario or my "extras" based in part upon it,
    well, I can't worry about that. I hope others will like it, but there
    are no guarantees in life...

    Patrick Michael Tilton
    EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002





    Thanks for your efforts, Patrick, but I can't really accept them as gospel.  You suggest that Taylor and Brent were both part of the same voyage to another star, so that when Taylor is going through his adventure on the planet of the apes, Brent and other astronauts are orbiting in a 'mothership' the whole time?  That's a little screwy to me, but then so is the idea of Brent being sent out on a 'rescue mission.'  They really never should have sent another astronaut to the planet when they decided to do a sequel, but then all this 'should haves, could haves' is rather pointless.  Good luck with your mega-POTA-opus-in-progress.  Have any ideas on how Fox can get out of the box they've put themselves into with the new movie and any possible sequel?

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 14170 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: That silly clock.
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    .htmlIn a message dated 1/19/02 9:28:00 AM Eastern Standard Time, patrickmichaeltilton@... writes:


    For every day of EARTH-TIME that ticks by, only about
    31 seconds of SHIP-TIME (or "our time" as Taylor called it) go by. So,
    the "nuts and bolts of the ship" are only experiencing the SAME 31
    seconds of SHIP-TIME per EARTH-TIME day that the astronauts on board
    the ship are experiencing. It's relativistic time-dilation, friend.
    It's not "Einsteinian" relativity (i.e. time-dilation on a ship
    rocketing through the spacetime continuum) but, rather, "Hassleinian"
    relativity: the dilation of Time on a ship encased in a warpfield and
    propagating outward relative to the original non-warping frame-of-
    reference.
    Capisce?

    Patrick Michael Tilton
    EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002




    I get the same affect after a really good bong hit.  I'll think like an hour has gone by, then I'll look at the clock and it's only been a minute.  Bless Dr. Hasslein. . . . . I think?

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 14171 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: We know what?
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    --- In pota@y..., "Michael Whitty" <whitty@c...> wrote:
    > Patrick,
    >
    > What are you saying? The ship was resurrected and refuellued and flown by 3
    > chimps but they couldn't fix the clock? Hmmmmmm.....
    >
    > And I would have thought we could pick the date 1973 from the US President
    > who was......what was his name again?
    >
    > Michael

    Michael,
    The ship that Milo finds (and that he, Zira and Cornelius fly up to
    low-Earth orbit in) is NOT the same ship that Taylor hibernated in.
    The PLANET ship did NOT have a "gull-wing-hatch" (out of which the
    "Ape-onauts" climb after the ship is beached), but the ESCAPE ship
    DOES. They are TWO SEPARATE SHIPS. Whoever landed the ship that Milo
    finds left behind the 3 EVA suits (which the apes find and put on).
    This ship--actually a shuttlecraft, in my scenario--was the only one
    of the three to successfully land the way it was supposed to land: on
    its tripodal landing struts--it didn't need to be "resurrected" (you
    must be referring to the PLANET ship which sunk in Dead Lake, but this
    ship isn't the same ship). And this "third ship" had enough fuel to
    re-achieve orbit, having been designed that way. The clocks on this
    ship don't need fixing, since they work just fine--it accurately
    depicts the final EARTH-TIME (1973) after the trip back through time
    from Doomsday (3955), as evidenced by the Chairman of the Presidential
    Commission of Inquiry banging his gavel "in the year of our Lord 1973"
    etc.
    At any rate, that's how I explain away the notorious flubs of Paul
    Dehn!

    Patrick Michael Tilton
    EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002

    >
    > > -----Original Message-----
    > > From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@y...]
    > > Sent: Monday, 14 January 2002 1:38
    > > To: pota@y...
    > > Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
    >
    > And... the "time clocks" can't have broken, as you say, since the EARTH-TIME
    > clock in the ship that the "Ape-onauts" escape the Alpha Omega Bomb in
    > accurately registers the final EARTH-TIME date: 1973.
    > Milo reminds Cornelius and Zira about when the clock ticked backwards before
    > Lewis Dixon & Stevie Branton arrive to 'test' them. If the clock was busted,
    > it shouldn't have accurately read "1973" (as Zira drunkenly tells Hasslein
    > when he plies her with "Grape Juice Plus"), and we KNOW that ESCAPE takes
    > place in 1973, since the Presidential Commission is "dissolved" by its
    > Chairman in "the year of our Lord, Nineteen-Hundred and Seventy-Three" as he
    > says before he hits his gavel.
    >
    > See ya 'round, Mike. Nice chattin' with ya.
    >
    > Patrick Michael Tilton
    > EARTH-TIME 01-13-2002
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    --- In pota@y..., "Michael Whitty" <whitty@c...> wrote:
    > So who do we get in touch with at Fox to give them some ideas from the fans?
    >
    > I am glad if this is right that Burton is out. I think they really need to
    > either do a Battle sequel or a Monkey Planet filming - either continue the
    > cycle or abandon and recreate it (properly this time).
    >
    > Forget including Wahlberg and acknowledging the first one - the first one
    > was garbage and can be left alone and found at video stores next to "Time of
    > the Apes" that absolutely nobody ever tries to fit into their chronology!!!!
    >
    > Michael
    >
    Hear, hear!
    It'd be interesting if some talented French film director (perhaps Luc
    Besson?) were to faithfully adapt Boulle's original novel. And NOT
    just because Nova would be buck nekkid in it! The Gerard Depardieu
    version of "CYRANO DE BERGERAC" is the best film adaptation of the
    original Rostand play (hey, it's in the original French verse!, or am
    I the only Francophile American who appreciates that?)... so maybe a
    French film version of an originally French novel could rub all us
    POTA fans the right way.
    Oh, and "TIME OF THE APES"... seeing that 'masterpiece' of shit was
    like gettin' interrogated by the Mutants, with "Negro" clenching his
    eyes shut! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...!

    Patrick Michael Tilton
    EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002
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    Group: pota Message: 14173 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/19/2002
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    --- In pota@y..., Haristas@a... wrote:
    > In a message dated 1/19/02 9:16:06 AM Eastern Standard Time,
    > patrickmichaeltilton@y... writes:
    >
    >
    > > Anyway, that's MY take on it. Feel free to disagree. My scenario I've
    > > concocted to reconcile all the details given in the movies & TV
    > > episodes; in addition, it has provided me with opportunities to add to
    > > the saga logical extrapolations based on this. Whether or not anybody
    > > else likes either my scenario or my "extras" based in part upon it,
    > > well, I can't worry about that. I hope others will like it, but there
    > > are no guarantees in life...
    > >
    > > Patrick Michael Tilton
    > > EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    >
    > Thanks for your efforts, Patrick, but I can't really accept them as gospel.
    > You suggest that Taylor and Brent were both part of the same voyage to
    > another star, so that when Taylor is going through his adventure on the
    > planet of the apes, Brent and other astronauts are orbiting in a 'mothership'
    > the whole time? That's a little screwy to me, but then so is the idea of
    > Brent being sent out on a 'rescue mission.' They really never should have
    > sent another astronaut to the planet when they decided to do a sequel, but
    > then all this 'should haves, could haves' is rather pointless. Good luck
    > with your mega-POTA-opus-in-progress. Have any ideas on how Fox can get out
    > of the box they've put themselves into with the new movie and any possible
    > sequel?
    >
    > -- Rory

    Hi, Rory.
    Hey, I don't expect ANYBODY to accept my scenario as "gospel". I think
    of the "Paul Dehn flubs" as accurate details that HAVE logical
    explanations--and my scenario is MY attempt to make it make sense. It
    works for ME, if not for you or anybody else. Just to clarify my
    "mothership" theory, I decided that the original Boulle scenario made
    more sense: you send a BIG ship (with its cargo supplies, mess hall,
    "head", etc.) across the many lightyears, and you orbit that big ship
    around the planet you want to check out... but you send down survey
    teams in smaller ships--shuttlecraft--which are designed to LAND
    (first) and then BLAST OFF AGAIN (secondly). Ulysse was lucky that
    Cornelius & Zira were friends with the simian space agency types who
    were sending up a rocket that he could re-dock with Antelle's ship;
    similarly, Brent (after seeing Ursus' speech) mutters "I've gotta get
    back... up there... I don't know how or what with" (etc.), which I
    interpret to mean that he knows there's probably a mothership still in
    orbit which he could get back to if only he had another ship to blast
    off the surface in.
    In my scenario, the name of the "mothership" is the U.S.S. Earth
    (named after the astronauts' home planet), for 2 reasons: in PLANET,
    Taylor tells Landon "... get out a last signal... to EARTH, that we've
    landed!"; and in BENEATH, Skipper asks Brent "Did you contact EARTH?"
    In both cases, Taylor and Skipper (& Brent) are under the mistaken
    notion that they are on an alien planet orbiting a star that is NOT
    our Sun, Sol. It doesn't make any sense that Skipper could have Brent
    attempting radio contact with the planet Earth, since they think
    they're LIGHTYEARS away from it ("I don't know what planet we're on"
    Brent says), not knowing "...which sun" it is shining down on them.
    So, then, what ELSE could this "Earth" be referring to? Imagine that
    both Taylor and Skipper are referring to a mothership up in orbit (so
    they hope)--and substitute the name ENTERPRISE for "Earth" (as if
    these guys are on "away teams" of sorts). "Landon... get out a last
    signal... to ENTERPRISE, that we've landed!" "Brent... did you contact
    ENTERPRISE?" I think it makes a hell of a lot more sense--and it also
    explains how there can be a THIRD ship around for Milo to find. It,
    too, was landed on the surface from an orbiting mothership--but this
    ship (unlike the PLANET and BENEATH ships) landed safely--and Milo,
    finding it "on our seaboard" (as Cornelius says), i.e. on the shore of
    the Ocean (and NOT submerged in a lake, as Taylor's was, or smashed up
    on the ground near no bodies of water, as Brent's was), is able to fly
    it up to low-Earth orbit later on...

    As for your other point, about FOX making more POTA films (but NOT
    with the Burton/Wahlberg scenario)... I've just posted my preference
    for a faithful adaptation of Boulle's original novel--done by a French
    film director (like Luc Besson, perhaps) who has a similar sensibility
    to Boulle's thematic points.
    As far as possible sequels go, in addition to the "scenario" I've been
    concocting for my novel, I've come up with a "parallel" plotline
    regarding the 3 unknown astronauts who land the shuttle which Milo
    finds later on. In my plotline, the reason Taylor's shuttle lands in
    the water (which it was NOT programmed to do) is because it was going
    to crash into the planet had it not been for the shuttle sent after
    it, which REMOTELY PILOTS the Taylor shuttle down its re-entry
    trajectory flightpath to what is hoped will be a safe landing... that
    is, before the topology of the Forbidden Zone (mesas, buttes, etc.)
    renders an ordinary landing--on its tripodal landing struts (like the
    ones we see on Brent's ship). The guys remotely piloting Taylor's ship
    run out of options; they HAVE to set it down, but they CAN'T "land"
    it--they have to set it down in the water of Dead Lake (luckily,
    there's a liferaft in the shuttle that they can use, provided they've
    awoken from hibernation and can get out before the shuttle sinks!).
    Meanwhile, these other 3 astronauts, having remotely piloted Taylor's
    shuttle to its splashdown, themselves land their "3-seater" shuttle on
    the coast of the ocean, within ten or twenty miles of Dead Lake; they
    leave their EVA suits behind (in which the "Ape-onauts" will get
    dressed, eventually), radio up to the mothership their shuttle's
    computer's telemetry (so that Brent's shuttle can have "Taylor's [re-
    entry] trajectory" remotely fed into his shuttle's computer), and head
    out on foot to try to find Taylor (and his fellow hibernators)... but
    after about a month, when the orbiting mothership hasn't had any
    further contact, they remotely awaken from hibernation Skipper and
    Brent (who have been in a separate orbit the whole time, hibernating
    to save on food & air supplies) and tell them to land on the surface
    following "Taylor's trajectory" on re-entry, and FIND him.
    What happens to these 3 other astronauts (and their fellows on the
    orbiting mothership)? I could conceivably write a treatment/screenplay
    telling this parallel story, as a "6th" PLANET OF THE APES movie. In
    my scenario, the filmed-yet-edited-out scene where Zira & Lucius are
    smuggling Taylor & Nova out of Ape City, only to be stopped by the
    "Hunt Leader" who wants to commandeer their wagon (it's in the
    screenplay & there are still-shots of this scene, but it was edited
    out of the final cut), involves CAPTURED HUMANS that the gorillas are
    bringing somewhere (and need Zira's wagon for). These captured humans
    are, in my scenario, the very fellow ANSA astronauts who had landed
    the ESCAPE shuttle on the coast and went to find Taylor... not knowing
    that they were THAT CLOSE to Taylor (who kept a low profile during
    this attempt to commandeer Zira's wagon).
    If such a "6th POTA" flick could be done based on my scenario, well,
    they'd have to get actors who "look" and sound like Roddy MacDowall
    and Kim Hunter and Sal Mineo, since part of the story would be about
    how Milo finds this empty shuttle on the beach in the Forbidden Zone
    and tells Zira & Cornelius about it in time for the three of them to
    pack a bag and go to it and blast off into orbit. Maybe Paula Crist
    and Bill Blake would be interested in playing Zira & Cornelius, just
    as they did back in the '70s for publicity for FOX (the Marvel POTA
    magazine did an article on them then). Who knows? As long as the
    details of this "6th POTA flick" did not conflict with the details
    given in the other 5 movies (and the TV series) and, indeed,
    reconciled the "flub" details that Paul Dehn inadvertently introduced
    (as my scenario is INTENDED to do), then perhaps we fans of the
    original POTA saga could see something more in line with our likes,
    rather than this "re-imagining" faux pas of Burton et al.
    It would be quite a corker to see the detonation of the Alpha Omega
    bomb from orbit... as well as the aftermath of that: in my scenario,
    the Bomb works by creating a Black Hole from the imploding core of the
    bomb, a black hole which "gobbles up" the mass of the entire planet
    Earth! The "ape-onauts" in the barely-orbiting shuttle witness it
    through "the windows of the spaceship" (as Zira says), and when their
    situation is critical Milo hits the "warpdrive" engage button on the
    console--their warpfield cocooning them safely during their "fall"
    into the Event Horizon and through the spinning Singularity... as they
    inexplicably zoom backwards through Time...
    The way that I imagine it, it'd be one helluva scene!

    Patrick Michael Tilton
    EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002
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    Group: pota Message: 14174 From: Rich Handley Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Hardcover Annual 1976
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    Quick question...

    My edition of the 1976 hardcover POTA annual is missing what I estimate to
    be ten pages between the stories "The Captive" and "Raiding Party." Can
    someone tell me what I'm missing on those pages? I'm debating whethre or
    not to buy another copy. Thanks!

    Rich
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    Group: pota Message: 14175 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: That silly clock.
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    For those of you interested in the possibilities of, Time Travel, NOVA coincidentally, has some good stuff on that . . .

    NOVA Online | Time Travel
    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/time/
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    Group: pota Message: 14176 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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    The Gerard Depardieu
    version of "CYRANO DE BERGERAC" is the best film adaptation of the
    original Rostand play


    I have to call Bullshit on that. The Jose Ferrer version is the best.
    What do they do in the Depardieu version when he's about to have his fight with the hundred men?  They fade out!  And not without good reason.  The guy can't fence!  I never felt so ripped off by a movie in my life.  And not only can Ferrer fence, he can act!  He can reason!  And he's not a rapist.  Depardieu can't say any of that!
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    Group: pota Message: 14177 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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    hey, it's in the original French verse!, or am
    I the only Francophile American who appreciates that?


    Yes, you are...
    Don't get me started on those snail-eating, backstabbing bunch of cowards the Frogs!  But, just because somthings French doesn't make it good.  Breathless is the biggest pile of steaming shit I ever Had to sit through, Twice!  At least after the second time the Prof. read a review of it calling it the piece of shit I always felt it to be, and c
    onfirming the fact that I'm not the only one who feels this way.  But just because something's French doesn't make it bad either.  The books Planet of the Apes and the 3 Musketeers come to minds.  Both classics in their own right.  We discussed a French adaptation of Apes years ago and I stand by my original casting suggestions.  Which if I recall, to save you a trip through the archives, was Tchéky Karyo as Ulysses and Sir Ian Holm as the Professor, and Geneviève Bujold as Zira.























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    Group: pota Message: 14178 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: We know what?
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    Patrick

    Until the final line I thought maybe you were starting to believe this
    creative slant regarding which ship is was, but thankfully you do realise
    the "flub"!!!

    Hope you are not reading me wrong - I love hearing your creative
    explanations (though I must agree with some "the simpler the better"), and
    it is with a great deal of endearing cheek that I sometimes say "explain
    that one, Patrick".

    Michael

    > -----Original Message-----
    > From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@...]
    > Sent: Sunday, 20 January 2002 1:36
    > To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    > Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: We know what?
    >
    >
    > --- In pota@y..., "Michael Whitty" <whitty@c...> wrote:
    > > Patrick,
    > >
    > > What are you saying? The ship was resurrected and refuellued
    > and flown by 3
    > > chimps but they couldn't fix the clock? Hmmmmmm.....
    > >
    > > And I would have thought we could pick the date 1973 from the
    > US President
    > > who was......what was his name again?
    > >
    > > Michael
    >
    > Michael,
    > The ship that Milo finds (and that he, Zira and Cornelius fly up to
    > low-Earth orbit in) is NOT the same ship that Taylor hibernated in.
    > The PLANET ship did NOT have a "gull-wing-hatch" (out of which the
    > "Ape-onauts" climb after the ship is beached), but the ESCAPE ship
    > DOES. They are TWO SEPARATE SHIPS. Whoever landed the ship that Milo
    > finds left behind the 3 EVA suits (which the apes find and put on).
    > This ship--actually a shuttlecraft, in my scenario--was the only one
    > of the three to successfully land the way it was supposed to land: on
    > its tripodal landing struts--it didn't need to be "resurrected" (you
    > must be referring to the PLANET ship which sunk in Dead Lake, but this
    > ship isn't the same ship). And this "third ship" had enough fuel to
    > re-achieve orbit, having been designed that way. The clocks on this
    > ship don't need fixing, since they work just fine--it accurately
    > depicts the final EARTH-TIME (1973) after the trip back through time
    > from Doomsday (3955), as evidenced by the Chairman of the Presidential
    > Commission of Inquiry banging his gavel "in the year of our Lord 1973"
    > etc.
    > At any rate, that's how I explain away the notorious flubs of Paul
    > Dehn!
    >
    > Patrick Michael Tilton
    > EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002
    >
    > >
    > > > -----Original Message-----
    > > > From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@y...]
    > > > Sent: Monday, 14 January 2002 1:38
    > > > To: pota@y...
    > > > Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
    > >
    > > And... the "time clocks" can't have broken, as you say, since
    > the EARTH-TIME
    > > clock in the ship that the "Ape-onauts" escape the Alpha Omega Bomb in
    > > accurately registers the final EARTH-TIME date: 1973.
    > > Milo reminds Cornelius and Zira about when the clock ticked
    > backwards before
    > > Lewis Dixon & Stevie Branton arrive to 'test' them. If the
    > clock was busted,
    > > it shouldn't have accurately read "1973" (as Zira drunkenly
    > tells Hasslein
    > > when he plies her with "Grape Juice Plus"), and we KNOW that
    > ESCAPE takes
    > > place in 1973, since the Presidential Commission is "dissolved" by its
    > > Chairman in "the year of our Lord, Nineteen-Hundred and
    > Seventy-Three" as he
    > > says before he hits his gavel.
    > >
    > > See ya 'round, Mike. Nice chattin' with ya.
    > >
    > > Patrick Michael Tilton
    > > EARTH-TIME 01-13-2002
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    Group: pota Message: 14179 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: What to include.
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    I'm with you.  Now fight like apes!
     
     
    -----Original Message-----
    From: veetus@... [veetus@...]
    Sent: Saturday, 12 January 2002 11:33
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: Re: [pota] Jacobs on AMC

       We should get in touch with Fox about their plans for the 2003 5-star DVD of "Apes", as far as extras. We've already talked about cut scenes they should look for. I'd like to see them go to the Jacobs archives and develop his screen tests for "Dune" and "Journey of the Oceanauts". They're just sittin' there, as far as I know undeveloped. Otherwise they'll probably just throw on the makeup test , etc. we've already seen if they don't get fresh ideas. I say commentary tracks for all 5 films! Are you with me?
                                                            - - - - Jeff
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    Group: pota Message: 14180 From: Kassidy Rae Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hardcover Annual 1976
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      Rich Handley <handleyr@...> wrote:

    <1976 hardcover POTA annual>  

    what is this and where do you order it?

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    Group: pota Message: 14181 From: Ken & Heather Taylor Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Hardcover Annual 1976
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    It appears that the previous owner removed all the cut-out pieces such as the
    cut-out figures, masks etc. There are also word puzzles, mazes, joint the dots
    etc. on these pages.
    Best,
    KEN

    Rich Handley wrote:

    > Quick question...
    >
    > My edition of the 1976 hardcover POTA annual is missing what I estimate to
    > be ten pages between the stories "The Captive" and "Raiding Party." Can
    > someone tell me what I'm missing on those pages? I'm debating whethre or
    > not to buy another copy. Thanks!
    >
    > Rich
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    Group: pota Message: 14182 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
    .html
    It doesn't surprise me that the comic has been cancelled. I found that it
    had been pretty average at best and given that it was based on a film that
    in itself wasn't particularly well received either, I think its days were
    numbered from the start.

    Alan
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    Group: pota Message: 14183 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Alan Maxwell
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    "valwp" <valwp@...> wrote:
    > Hi, it's Kassidy here. I was wondering if you'd mind if I posted the
    > Ron Harper interview that you typed for this group over on Mez's
    > site? (the tv series site). Let me know :)

    I certainly don't mind, but since I only reprinted it from an issue of TV
    Zone magazine, it's not really up to me!

    Alan
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    Group: pota Message: 14184 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Comics
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    "Michael Whitty" <whitty@...> wrote:
    > Firstly, they should have abandoned the new look stuff on that planet and
    > gone with classic (but Fox may have restricted that).
    >
    > Also, they should have made it tie in with some of the movies - like a
    story
    > about the building of Taylor's ship by Milo, Cornelius and Zira. That
    would
    > be worth buying.
    >
    > Even a wrap up/revisit of the TV Series. Something to encourage fans to
    > buy.
    >
    > They could have bought some fan-fic to base it on and have the authors
    > explain various things

    All suggestions that I'd like to read, as would many others on this group,
    but not one of them would shift enough copies sadly - in fact, they'd
    probably sell less than the (formerly) current series.

    Unfortunately there simply aren't enough PotA fans to make that Trek/SW sort
    of self-indulgence sell to a large enough audience.

    Alan
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    Group: pota Message: 14185 From: mystic4ever Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: POTA sans Burton
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    It would be a shame if all the characters of POTA2001 were dismissed and not
    used again. Personally speaking, I very much enjoyed Burton's movie and
    didn't have a problem with it. If the next POTA film does start a new saga
    from scratch, maybe FOX would consider using Attar, Thade & friends for a
    new Saturday morning cartoon. Storylines could take place before Leo landed
    and explain some of the questions that irritate those who haded POTA 2001:
    Where did the horses come from? Why were the humans so defiant, as opposed
    to the petrified humans in the original? More detail on what went wrong
    with Krull & Attar's friendship, etc. etc.

    If a film from scratch is made, with a brand new story and new characters, I
    hope that it takes place on a planet of apes like POTA2001 and the original
    did, and not modern earth. I don't hate them, but ESCAPE and CONQUEST are
    my least favourites of the original films.

    I have a good friend in L.A. who is an actor and inquired last summer to his
    agent about auditioning for the sequel when the time came. His agent told
    him that the sequel was already in the can. Not uncommon, since Lord Of The
    Rings did it, but I found it tough to swallow though he says his agent
    swears by it. Has anyone else heard anything about this?

    Dan
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    Group: pota Message: 14186 From: CheeseGOTAS@aol.com Date: 1/19/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Please God, No!
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    In a message dated 1/19/02 5:33:11 PM Central Standard Time,
    alan@... writes:

    << It doesn't surprise me that the comic has been cancelled. I found that it
    had been pretty average at best and given that it was based on a film that
    in itself wasn't particularly well received either, I think its days were
    numbered from the start.
    >>

    Oh, I thought it was great. Although, it didn't get any better than The
    Human War. Well, issue #3 was pretty good, but I don't know...

    -Joe
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    Group: pota Message: 14187 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] POTA sans Burton
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    That stuff about a sequel "in the can" is hogwashed. Perhaps he said they
    "canned" plans for a sequel, since last summer it was very iffy that it
    would warrant a sequel. But it's since been shown that there's an audience
    if it's done right. If there was one trend in 2001 it was that movie titles
    with numerals at the end pack 'em in. Toodles!

    - - - Jeff


    ----- Original Message -----
    From: "mystic4ever" <mystic4ever@...>
    To: <pota@yahoogroups.com>
    Sent: Saturday, January 19, 2002 4:05 PM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] POTA sans Burton


    > It would be a shame if all the characters of POTA2001 were dismissed and
    not
    > used again. Personally speaking, I very much enjoyed Burton's movie and
    > didn't have a problem with it. If the next POTA film does start a new
    saga
    > from scratch, maybe FOX would consider using Attar, Thade & friends for a
    > new Saturday morning cartoon. Storylines could take place before Leo
    landed
    > and explain some of the questions that irritate those who haded POTA 2001:
    > Where did the horses come from? Why were the humans so defiant, as
    opposed
    > to the petrified humans in the original? More detail on what went wrong
    > with Krull & Attar's friendship, etc. etc.
    >
    > If a film from scratch is made, with a brand new story and new characters,
    I
    > hope that it takes place on a planet of apes like POTA2001 and the
    original
    > did, and not modern earth. I don't hate them, but ESCAPE and CONQUEST are
    > my least favourites of the original films.
    >
    > I have a good friend in L.A. who is an actor and inquired last summer to
    his
    > agent about auditioning for the sequel when the time came. His agent
    told
    > him that the sequel was already in the can. Not uncommon, since Lord Of
    The
    > Rings did it, but I found it tough to swallow though he says his agent
    > swears by it. Has anyone else heard anything about this?
    >
    > Dan
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    Group: pota Message: 14188 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Hardcover Annual 1976
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    You may find one on eBay.  It is old and not readily accessible.
     
    Michael
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Kassidy Rae [valwp@...]

    <1976 hardcover POTA annual>  

    what is this and where do you order it

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    Group: pota Message: 14189 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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    --- In pota@y..., LordTZer0@A... wrote:
    >
    > > The Gerard Depardieu
    > > version of "CYRANO DE BERGERAC" is the best film adaptation of the
    > > original Rostand play
    >
    > I have to call Bullshit on that. The Jose Ferrer version is the best.
    > What do they do in the Depardieu version when he's about to have his fight
    > with the hundred men? They fade out! And not without good reason. The guy
    > can't fence! I never felt so ripped off by a movie in my life. And not only
    > can Ferrer fence, he can act! He can reason! And he's not a rapist.
    > Depardieu can't say any of that!

    I'm not gonna defend Depardieu's rapist past, so let's drop that,
    please; it doesn't affect his performance as an actor in that film. I,
    like many (perhaps most) have great fondness for the Jose Ferrer
    version, but it suffers from one particular built-in flaw: it's in
    English... the Brian Hooker translation of what originally was Edmund
    Rostand's original French iambic hexameter rhyming couplet verse. I
    would never have noticed (like most English-only types out there) had
    I not had the "cheek" to actually translate the play--I've translated
    the first two acts and the first two scenes of Act 3... enough to get
    a sense of what the original text conveys to a French-speaking
    audience. Quite frankly, the verse form MATTERS; there are 'ripostes'
    that only have the *oomph* they should have when there's a rhyme
    involved (as when Cyrano declares the "name" of the duel he fights in
    the theatre with "a barbarian" ["un belitre" in French]; "What do you
    mean by that?" his foe asks, and Cyrano replies, "Oh, the title!"
    ["C'est la title!" in French, "title" rhyming with "belitre", giving
    it a "thrust" that Hooker's translation doesn't even attempt to
    duplicate).
    I'm not going to pretend that Depardieu's version is perfect, by any
    means. I'm not happy with the "feel" at the end of the aforementioned
    duel--a duel which Cyrano declared from the get-go would be to the
    death (he didn't take shit from ANYBODY); in Depardieu's version, he
    (contrary to the original textual stage directions) finishes the duel
    WITHOUT killing his foe... who waits till Cyrano's back is turned and
    cowardly tries to stab him in the back, only to be sorta 'reluctantly'
    finished off. I did NOT like this emendation--the original text is
    COPIOUSLY full of stage directions, telling the actors EXACTLY what
    they're to do... and Depardieu's version blew it in this one instance.
    Yeah, Jose Ferrer was a better fencer, granted (and that's a "feather"
    in his cap); but for the most part the Depardieu version is CLOSER to
    what the original text has in it, and that gets it my higher rating.
    By the way, the "fight with the hundred men" in the actual play is NOT
    actually staged: on film, you can stage it, no problem; but on stage,
    there ain't enough room to fit 100 actors! The fight is described in
    dialogue in the next act (Act 2).
    I disagree about Depardieu's acting ability. His portrayal is not as
    flamboyant as Ferrer's, but it is less 'stagey' and, I think, more
    realistic. But, to each his/her own.
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    Group: pota Message: 14190 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
    .html
    --- In pota@y..., LordTZer0@A... wrote:
    >
    > > hey, it's in the original French verse!, or am
    > > I the only Francophile American who appreciates that?
    >
    > Yes, you are...
    > Don't get me started on those snail-eating, backstabbing bunch of cowards=
    the
    > Frogs! But, just because somthings French doesn't make it good. Breathl=
    ess
    > is the biggest pile of steaming shit I ever Had to sit through, Twice! A=
    t
    > least after the second time the Prof. read a review of it calling it the =

    > piece of shit I always felt it to be, and c
    > onfirming the fact that I'm not the only one who feels this way. But jus=
    t
    > because something's French doesn't make it bad either. The books Planet =
    of
    > the Apes and the 3 Musketeers come to minds. Both classics in their own =

    > right. We discussed a French adaptation of Apes years ago and I stand by=
    my
    > original casting suggestions. Which if I recall, to save you a trip thro=
    ugh
    > the archives, was <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Karyo,+Tch%E9ky">Tchék=
    y Karyo</A> as Ulysses and Sir <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Holm,+Ian">I=
    an Holm</A> as the Professor,
    > and <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Bujold,+Genevi%E8ve">Geneviève Bujol=
    d</A> as Zira.

    Say what you want about the French, but if it weren't for them, we
    probably wouldn't have defeated the Brits during our War of
    Independence--Ben Franklin's popularity with the French (he was the
    only American international "superstar" at the time) helped garner
    their military support against King George III. And, in the 1880's it
    was the French who gave to the US of A our most iconic monument (and
    something that every PLANET OF THE APES fan should have strong
    feelings about): the Statue of Liberty!
    Is "everything that is French good"? Of course not! Just as much of
    what America produces is crap (didn't Theodore Sturgeon once say that
    99% of EVERYTHING is shit?). Being a Francophile doesn't mean that I
    love everything ever done by a Frenchman in the history of the world.
    There are particular works of architecture/art/literature/etc. that
    were the products of the French that I DO find wonderful, though.
    And to call ALL French persons "frogs" is sorta like calling ALL
    persons of Germanic descent "nazis", isn't it?
    Relax... I know you weren't implying that!
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    Group: pota Message: 14191 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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    .htmlIn a message dated 1/20/02 9:01:28 AM Eastern Standard Time, patrickmichaeltilton@... writes:


    I'm not gonna defend Depardieu's rapist past, so let's drop that,
    please


    Well, before we do let me say that back in the '70s after I saw Depardieu in a French film called "Going Places" I used to fantasize about doing a faithful adaptation of Boulle's POTA (I had ever since I first read the book when I was 14.), and I always saw Depardieu has a perfect Merou.  This fantasy went on for years.  Now, of course, he's too old and FAT.  Who wants to see him naked!  It's supposed to be a Sci-Fi movie, not a horror picture!

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 14192 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Re: We know what?
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    --- In pota@y..., "Michael Whitty" <whitty@c...> wrote:
    > Patrick
    >
    > Until the final line I thought maybe you were starting to believe this
    > creative slant regarding which ship is was, but thankfully you do realise
    > the "flub"!!!
    >
    > Hope you are not reading me wrong - I love hearing your creative
    > explanations (though I must agree with some "the simpler the better"), and
    > it is with a great deal of endearing cheek that I sometimes say "explain
    > that one, Patrick".
    >
    > Michael
    >
    Just as long as you don't say something with TWO endearing cheeks,
    like Ace Ventura used to!
    Hey, remember how George Lucas f*cked up royally when he had Han Solo
    tell Obi Wan & Luke how the Millennium Falcon was "the ship that made
    the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs"? (I'm quoting from memory
    here... I can't guarantee it's 100% accurate). George thought that a
    "parsec" was a unit of TIME, not realizing that it's a unit of
    DISTANCE equal to 3.26 Lightyears; whoever it was (probably Alan Dean
    Foster) who wrote the novelization based on the screenplay changed
    "parsecs" to "standard time parts"--correcting Lucas' mistake.
    However... in one of the zillions of STAR WARS knock-offs in the SF
    section of the bookstore, one of the authors has "unflubbed" Lucas'
    "flub", implying that Han was referring to units of distance for a
    reason--that the Kessel Run involved navigating a tricky passage
    through a part of their Galaxy littered with Black Holes... and the
    shortest distance through that dangerzone had to be traveled in the
    shortest possible time at the fastest possible velocity (or SOMETHING
    like that!).
    I'm treating the "mistakes" in the POTA saga in the same way:
    "unflubbing the flubs" in order to make it all make more sense. It's
    just an incredibly lucky coincidence that the 3978-vs-3955 chronometer
    "mistake" can be made sense of through the use of the TV series'
    opening credit sequence (and the EARTH-TIME chronometer reading just
    before their capture by Urko: 3-21-3085). I've taken an unintended
    coincidence and found out a way to reconcile all these bizarre details
    as if they were not originally the mistakes they actually were.
    It might be a zany modus operandi, but what the f*ck, it works for me!

    Patrick Michael Tilton
    EARTH-TIME 01-20-2002


    > > -----Original Message-----
    > > From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@y...]
    > > Sent: Sunday, 20 January 2002 1:36
    > > To: pota@y...
    > > Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: We know what?
    > >
    > >
    > > --- In pota@y..., "Michael Whitty" <whitty@c...> wrote:
    > > > Patrick,
    > > >
    > > > What are you saying? The ship was resurrected and refuellued
    > > and flown by 3
    > > > chimps but they couldn't fix the clock? Hmmmmmm.....
    > > >
    > > > And I would have thought we could pick the date 1973 from the
    > > US President
    > > > who was......what was his name again?
    > > >
    > > > Michael
    > >
    > > Michael,
    > > The ship that Milo finds (and that he, Zira and Cornelius fly up to
    > > low-Earth orbit in) is NOT the same ship that Taylor hibernated in.
    > > The PLANET ship did NOT have a "gull-wing-hatch" (out of which the
    > > "Ape-onauts" climb after the ship is beached), but the ESCAPE ship
    > > DOES. They are TWO SEPARATE SHIPS. Whoever landed the ship that Milo
    > > finds left behind the 3 EVA suits (which the apes find and put on).
    > > This ship--actually a shuttlecraft, in my scenario--was the only one
    > > of the three to successfully land the way it was supposed to land: on
    > > its tripodal landing struts--it didn't need to be "resurrected" (you
    > > must be referring to the PLANET ship which sunk in Dead Lake, but this
    > > ship isn't the same ship). And this "third ship" had enough fuel to
    > > re-achieve orbit, having been designed that way. The clocks on this
    > > ship don't need fixing, since they work just fine--it accurately
    > > depicts the final EARTH-TIME (1973) after the trip back through time
    > > from Doomsday (3955), as evidenced by the Chairman of the Presidential
    > > Commission of Inquiry banging his gavel "in the year of our Lord 1973"
    > > etc.
    > > At any rate, that's how I explain away the notorious flubs of Paul
    > > Dehn!
    > >
    > > Patrick Michael Tilton
    > > EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002
    > >
    > > >
    > > > > -----Original Message-----
    > > > > From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@y...]
    > > > > Sent: Monday, 14 January 2002 1:38
    > > > > To: pota@y...
    > > > > Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
    > > >
    > > > And... the "time clocks" can't have broken, as you say, since
    > > the EARTH-TIME
    > > > clock in the ship that the "Ape-onauts" escape the Alpha Omega Bomb in
    > > > accurately registers the final EARTH-TIME date: 1973.
    > > > Milo reminds Cornelius and Zira about when the clock ticked
    > > backwards before
    > > > Lewis Dixon & Stevie Branton arrive to 'test' them. If the
    > > clock was busted,
    > > > it shouldn't have accurately read "1973" (as Zira drunkenly
    > > tells Hasslein
    > > > when he plies her with "Grape Juice Plus"), and we KNOW that
    > > ESCAPE takes
    > > > place in 1973, since the Presidential Commission is "dissolved" by its
    > > > Chairman in "the year of our Lord, Nineteen-Hundred and
    > > Seventy-Three" as he
    > > > says before he hits his gavel.
    > > >
    > > > See ya 'round, Mike. Nice chattin' with ya.
    > > >
    > > > Patrick Michael Tilton
    > > > EARTH-TIME 01-13-2002
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
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    Group: pota Message: 14193 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
    .html
    .htmlIn a message dated 1/20/02 9:13:29 AM Eastern Standard Time, patrickmichaeltilton@... writes:


    Say what you want about the French, but if it weren't for them, we
    probably wouldn't have defeated the Brits during our War of
    Independence--Ben Franklin's popularity with the French (he was the
    only American international "superstar" at the time) helped garner
    their military support against King George III. And, in the 1880's it
    was the French who gave to the US of A our most iconic monument (and
    something that every PLANET OF THE APES fan should have strong
    feelings about): the Statue of Liberty!
    Is "everything that is French good"? Of course not! Just as much of
    what America produces is crap (didn't Theodore Sturgeon once say that
    99% of EVERYTHING is shit?). Being a Francophile doesn't mean that I
    love everything ever done by a Frenchman in the history of the world.
    There are particular works of architecture/art/literature/etc. that
    were the products of the French that I DO find wonderful, though.
    And to call ALL French persons "frogs" is sorta like calling ALL
    persons of Germanic descent "nazis", isn't it?
    Relax... I know you weren't implying that!


    Yeah, I visited Paris for a week exactly a year ago.   France is cool.  Sure the French have done things in the past they should be ashamed of, but hey!  We had slavery here!  And remember that it was France that produced Voltaire.  So there!

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 14194 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: We know what?
    .html
    Good work, Patrick. I'm enjoying the "unflubbing". But what we need is
    Fred MacMurray to invent some "flubber". That would make your job much
    easier. And the point is well taken that you can probably look at any pop
    culture icons and find flubs, maybe even, dare I say it, Harry Potter!
    Toodles!

    - - - - Jeff


    ----- Original Message -----
    From: "patrickmichaeltilton" <patrickmichaeltilton@...>
    To: <pota@yahoogroups.com>
    Sent: Sunday, January 20, 2002 6:25 AM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: We know what?


    > --- In pota@y..., "Michael Whitty" <whitty@c...> wrote:
    > > Patrick
    > >
    > > Until the final line I thought maybe you were starting to believe this
    > > creative slant regarding which ship is was, but thankfully you do
    realise
    > > the "flub"!!!
    > >
    > > Hope you are not reading me wrong - I love hearing your creative
    > > explanations (though I must agree with some "the simpler the better"),
    and
    > > it is with a great deal of endearing cheek that I sometimes say "explain
    > > that one, Patrick".
    > >
    > > Michael
    > >
    > Just as long as you don't say something with TWO endearing cheeks,
    > like Ace Ventura used to!
    > Hey, remember how George Lucas f*cked up royally when he had Han Solo
    > tell Obi Wan & Luke how the Millennium Falcon was "the ship that made
    > the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs"? (I'm quoting from memory
    > here... I can't guarantee it's 100% accurate). George thought that a
    > "parsec" was a unit of TIME, not realizing that it's a unit of
    > DISTANCE equal to 3.26 Lightyears; whoever it was (probably Alan Dean
    > Foster) who wrote the novelization based on the screenplay changed
    > "parsecs" to "standard time parts"--correcting Lucas' mistake.
    > However... in one of the zillions of STAR WARS knock-offs in the SF
    > section of the bookstore, one of the authors has "unflubbed" Lucas'
    > "flub", implying that Han was referring to units of distance for a
    > reason--that the Kessel Run involved navigating a tricky passage
    > through a part of their Galaxy littered with Black Holes... and the
    > shortest distance through that dangerzone had to be traveled in the
    > shortest possible time at the fastest possible velocity (or SOMETHING
    > like that!).
    > I'm treating the "mistakes" in the POTA saga in the same way:
    > "unflubbing the flubs" in order to make it all make more sense. It's
    > just an incredibly lucky coincidence that the 3978-vs-3955 chronometer
    > "mistake" can be made sense of through the use of the TV series'
    > opening credit sequence (and the EARTH-TIME chronometer reading just
    > before their capture by Urko: 3-21-3085). I've taken an unintended
    > coincidence and found out a way to reconcile all these bizarre details
    > as if they were not originally the mistakes they actually were.
    > It might be a zany modus operandi, but what the f*ck, it works for me!
    >
    > Patrick Michael Tilton
    > EARTH-TIME 01-20-2002
    >
    >
    > > > -----Original Message-----
    > > > From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@y...]
    > > > Sent: Sunday, 20 January 2002 1:36
    > > > To: pota@y...
    > > > Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: We know what?
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > --- In pota@y..., "Michael Whitty" <whitty@c...> wrote:
    > > > > Patrick,
    > > > >
    > > > > What are you saying? The ship was resurrected and refuellued
    > > > and flown by 3
    > > > > chimps but they couldn't fix the clock? Hmmmmmm.....
    > > > >
    > > > > And I would have thought we could pick the date 1973 from the
    > > > US President
    > > > > who was......what was his name again?
    > > > >
    > > > > Michael
    > > >
    > > > Michael,
    > > > The ship that Milo finds (and that he, Zira and Cornelius fly up to
    > > > low-Earth orbit in) is NOT the same ship that Taylor hibernated in.
    > > > The PLANET ship did NOT have a "gull-wing-hatch" (out of which the
    > > > "Ape-onauts" climb after the ship is beached), but the ESCAPE ship
    > > > DOES. They are TWO SEPARATE SHIPS. Whoever landed the ship that Milo
    > > > finds left behind the 3 EVA suits (which the apes find and put on).
    > > > This ship--actually a shuttlecraft, in my scenario--was the only one
    > > > of the three to successfully land the way it was supposed to land: on
    > > > its tripodal landing struts--it didn't need to be "resurrected" (you
    > > > must be referring to the PLANET ship which sunk in Dead Lake, but this
    > > > ship isn't the same ship). And this "third ship" had enough fuel to
    > > > re-achieve orbit, having been designed that way. The clocks on this
    > > > ship don't need fixing, since they work just fine--it accurately
    > > > depicts the final EARTH-TIME (1973) after the trip back through time
    > > > from Doomsday (3955), as evidenced by the Chairman of the Presidential
    > > > Commission of Inquiry banging his gavel "in the year of our Lord 1973"
    > > > etc.
    > > > At any rate, that's how I explain away the notorious flubs of Paul
    > > > Dehn!
    > > >
    > > > Patrick Michael Tilton
    > > > EARTH-TIME 01-19-2002
    > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > > -----Original Message-----
    > > > > > From: patrickmichaeltilton [patrickmichaeltilton@y...]
    > > > > > Sent: Monday, 14 January 2002 1:38
    > > > > > To: pota@y...
    > > > > > Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Carnivorous Gorillas
    > > > >
    > > > > And... the "time clocks" can't have broken, as you say, since
    > > > the EARTH-TIME
    > > > > clock in the ship that the "Ape-onauts" escape the Alpha Omega Bomb
    in
    > > > > accurately registers the final EARTH-TIME date: 1973.
    > > > > Milo reminds Cornelius and Zira about when the clock ticked
    > > > backwards before
    > > > > Lewis Dixon & Stevie Branton arrive to 'test' them. If the
    > > > clock was busted,
    > > > > it shouldn't have accurately read "1973" (as Zira drunkenly
    > > > tells Hasslein
    > > > > when he plies her with "Grape Juice Plus"), and we KNOW that
    > > > ESCAPE takes
    > > > > place in 1973, since the Presidential Commission is "dissolved" by
    its
    > > > > Chairman in "the year of our Lord, Nineteen-Hundred and
    > > > Seventy-Three" as he
    > > > > says before he hits his gavel.
    > > > >
    > > > > See ya 'round, Mike. Nice chattin' with ya.
    > > > >
    > > > > Patrick Michael Tilton
    > > > > EARTH-TIME 01-13-2002
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >

    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    Group: pota Message: 14195 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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      I wonder if Fox would be open to a local theatre doing an adaptation of Boulle's book. I know it brings to mind the POTA musical, but I mean a serious production. That would be cool. Toodles!
     
                                                                - - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Sunday, January 20, 2002 6:25 AM
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?

    In a message dated 1/20/02 9:01:28 AM Eastern Standard Time, patrickmichaeltilton@... writes:


    I'm not gonna defend Depardieu's rapist past, so let's drop that,
    please


    Well, before we do let me say that back in the '70s after I saw Depardieu in a French film called "Going Places" I used to fantasize about doing a faithful adaptation of Boulle's POTA (I had ever since I first read the book when I was 14.), and I always saw Depardieu has a perfect Merou.  This fantasy went on for years.  Now, of course, he's too old and FAT.  Who wants to see him naked!  It's supposed to be a Sci-Fi movie, not a horror picture!

    -- Rory


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    Group: pota Message: 14196 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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    .htmlIn a message dated 1/20/02 1:08:34 PM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:


      I wonder if Fox would be open to a local theatre doing an adaptation of Boulle's book. I know it brings to mind the POTA musical, but I mean a serious production. That would be cool. Toodles!


                                                                - - - Jeff



    You're a riot, Toodles!   What an expensive stage production that would be, but the nudity certainly would draw the crowds.

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 14197 From: Michael Whitty Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Hasta La Vista, Frogies?
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    And most of our favourite sexual positions......
     
     
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Haristas@... [Haristas@...]
    Sent: Monday, 21 January 2002 1:30
     
    And remember that it was France that produced Voltaire

    -- Rory

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    Group: pota Message: 14198 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/20/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?
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       We also had genocide here. Remember the Indians? What I appreciated about POTA was that both sides had good and bad. Even Caesar, who became the icon for peace, had bad.
     
      "The only good Indian is a dead Indian".
     
                                                     - - - - Gen. Sheridan
     
       Toodles!        - - - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Sunday, January 20, 2002 6:30 AM
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Hasta La Vista, Burton?

    In a message dated 1/20/02 9:13:29 AM Eastern Standard Time, patrickmichaeltilton@... writes:


    Say what you want about the French, but if it weren't for them, we
    probably wouldn't have defeated the Brits during our War of
    Independence--Ben Franklin's popularity with the French (he was the
    only American international "superstar" at the time) helped garner
    their military support against King George III. And, in the 1880's it
    was the French who gave to the US of A our most iconic monument (and
    something that every PLANET OF THE APES fan should have strong
    feelings about): the Statue of Liberty!
    Is "everything that is French good"? Of course not! Just as much of
    what America produces is crap (didn't Theodore Sturgeon once say that
    99% of EVERYTHING is shit?). Being a Francophile doesn't mean that I
    love everything ever done by a Frenchman in the history of the world.
    There are particular works of architecture/art/literature/etc. that
    were the products of the French that I DO find wonderful, though.
    And to call ALL French persons "frogs" is sorta like calling ALL
    persons of Germanic descent "nazis", isn't it?
    Relax... I know you weren't implying that!


    Yeah, I visited Paris for a week exactly a year ago.   France is cool.  Sure the French have done things in the past they should be ashamed of, but hey!  We had slavery here!  And remember that it was France that produced Voltaire.  So there!

    -- Rory


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    Group: pota Message: 14199 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/20/2002
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    Unfortunately there simply aren't enough PotA fans to make that Trek/SW sort
    of self-indulgence sell to a large enough audience.


    I'd say that POTA fans are just more discerning.
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    Group: pota Message: 14200 From: apemonsterman Date: 1/20/2002
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    What is generally considered to have been the best/realistic ape
    makeup(s) or suit(s) before 1968's Planet of the Apes and 2001:A
    SPACE ODDESSY?
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    His agent told him that the sequel was already in the can.



    It possible, though unlikely.  I doubt they could keep it a secret.  If they had shot it already the fact that Apes opened better than expected but didn't have the legs they expected should give them cause for pause.  If they had pre-shot a sequel to the first one, there's little doubt that they'd shelve it and shoot something else or at least reshoot key scenes.  It could be your friend's agent just didn't think it would be good for his career, or didn't think enough of him to have him try for it.  More than likely though the agent doesn't have enough clout to get him an audition and doesn't want his client to know it.



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    Group: pota Message: 14202 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/20/2002
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    Relax... I know you weren't implying that!

      I've been accused of being an Anglophile, though they were some of the bloodthirstiest bastards to come down the pike.  I love and hate all cultures to some degree or another.  You have to take the good with the bad, that's life. I'm happy to stir things up a bit.  Make things interesting at times.  Glad you didn't take me too seriously.
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    I always saw Depardieu has a perfect Merou.


    I used to think that too, but I stand by my other suggestion who's nam I won't attempt to remember, much less spell.  I just want to see him say, "O Apes ..." in the speech before the senate scene.
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    EARTH-TIME chronometer reading just
    before their capture by Urko: 3-21


    Ever wonder why Ape clocks are always set around the thirs week in March?
    I'd tell you, but that'd be giving it away.
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    Group: pota Message: 14205 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/20/2002
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    Yeah, I visited Paris for a week exactly a year ago.


    I was in France over night and that was too long.  I couldn't wait to get out of the sh*thole and get to a civilized country, like Germany.  Just kidding.  I didn't even get of there train in that police state and still go hassled by the man.  Stayed on straight though to Holland.  Don't get me started on the Dutch!  But I can't say enough good things about the Danes.
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    Group: pota Message: 14206 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 1/21/2002
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    I know it brings to mind the POTA musical, but I mean a serious production. That would be cool.


    Why not?  If Andrew Lloyd Webber can write songs for Cats, why not Apes?
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      No way, man! They barely had enough time to film the first one. They were shooting right up until the end and had to shoot 2nd units, 15th units, etc. The only one that shot sequels was "Lord of the Rings", which was risky but I'm glad it paid off. "Back to the Future"s 2 and 3 were filmed back to back but only after the first one was a hit. Joe Dante said that's also when movies got really bad. "Back to the Future 2" was the first one where they started with the release date and worked backwards, giving filmmakers no room to think.
     
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    His agent told him that the sequel was already in the can.



    It possible, though unlikely.  I doubt they could keep it a secret.  If they had shot it already the fact that Apes opened better than expected but didn't have the legs they expected should give them cause for pause.  If they had pre-shot a sequel to the first one, there's little doubt that they'd shelve it and shoot something else or at least reshoot key scenes.  It could be your friend's agent just didn't think it would be good for his career, or didn't think enough of him to have him try for it.  More than likely though the agent doesn't have enough clout to get him an audition and doesn't want his client to know it.




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    And most of our favourite sexual positions......


    France can't take credit for those.  They were all in the Karma Sutra before France was ever a country.
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    The only one that shot sequels was "Lord of the Rings",


    I'm not sure but I thought that Harry Potter shot some of the sequels as well.
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    Group: pota Message: 14210 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 1/21/2002
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      They started filming the second "Harry" the week the first one came out. I guess that counts as greenlighting a sequel before the first one is a success (as if they had any doubt) but it's not the same as greenlighting a sequel before the first one is filmed. LOTR was all filmed in one big celluloid orgy. But the order of the day is "franchises" and that's why I think Fox is more forgiving of POTA than they would've been in the past. The movies are going to be a lot like tv but the "programs" will be yearly instead of weekly. Familiarity breeds profitability. Toodles!
     
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    The only one that shot sequels was "Lord of the Rings",


    I'm not sure but I thought that Harry Potter shot some of the sequels as well.


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