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Group: pota Message: 25615 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Roddy in "Return"?
Group: pota Message: 25616 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Contact
Group: pota Message: 25617 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25618 From: Melkor Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Universe preferences
Group: pota Message: 25619 From: Melkor Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Ape tech chart
Group: pota Message: 25620 From: Melkor Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: comic idea
Group: pota Message: 25621 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25622 From: Melkor Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH is not that bad... (LONG POST)
Group: pota Message: 25623 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Roddy in "Return"?
Group: pota Message: 25624 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Battle Beneath
Group: pota Message: 25625 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH is not that bad... (LONG POST)
Group: pota Message: 25626 From: mlccougar Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25627 From: mlccougar Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Contact
Group: pota Message: 25628 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25629 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: To Buy or not to buy?
Group: pota Message: 25630 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25631 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25632 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Contact
Group: pota Message: 25633 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25634 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] comic idea
Group: pota Message: 25635 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] As the Planet of the Apes Turns... "Patric
Group: pota Message: 25636 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] (Off Topic) Troublemaker's List
Group: pota Message: 25637 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: (off topic) Re: [Planet of the Apes] A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25638 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: rating and review
Group: pota Message: 25639 From: Dave B <4print@atlas.co.uk> Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Self conscious apes
Group: pota Message: 25640 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Rating the Planet of the Apes movies
Group: pota Message: 25641 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: The Unflubber Strikes Again!
Group: pota Message: 25642 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: A "Thank-you" and a Suggestion
Group: pota Message: 25643 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] The Unflubber Strikes Again!
Group: pota Message: 25644 From: mtotsky Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] The Unflubber Strikes Again!
Group: pota Message: 25645 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25646 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] comic idea
Group: pota Message: 25647 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Flaming - Starring the Crocodile Man
Group: pota Message: 25648 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: (off topic) Re: [Planet of the Apes] A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25649 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25650 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Self conscious apes
Group: pota Message: 25651 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25652 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] The Unflubber Strikes Again!
Group: pota Message: 25653 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Thank you, and another Suggestion.
Group: pota Message: 25654 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] rating and review
Group: pota Message: 25655 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Fwd: Kirk and Spock from Sideshow Toy!
Group: pota Message: 25656 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH is not that bad... (LONG POST)
Group: pota Message: 25657 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Contact
Group: pota Message: 25658 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25659 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Ape tech chart
Group: pota Message: 25660 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH is not that bad... (LONG POST)
Group: pota Message: 25661 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Roddy in "Return"?
Group: pota Message: 25662 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25663 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] rating and review
Group: pota Message: 25664 From: oypohqjnvxhg Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: just found a new website
Group: pota Message: 25665 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] rating and review
Group: pota Message: 25666 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Rating the Planet of the Apes movies
Group: pota Message: 25667 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: (OT) Re: [Planet of the Apes] rating and review
Group: pota Message: 25668 From: mlccougar Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Contact Fox...)
Group: pota Message: 25669 From: mlccougar Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Zira's wardrobe
Group: pota Message: 25670 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH is not that bad... (LONG POST)
Group: pota Message: 25671 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Rating the Planet of the Apes movies
Group: pota Message: 25672 From: mlccougar Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: PLANET'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25673 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
Group: pota Message: 25674 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Legs
Group: pota Message: 25675 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Roddy in "Return"?
Group: pota Message: 25676 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Rory's "Battle" Cry
Group: pota Message: 25677 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Rating the Planet of the Apes movies
Group: pota Message: 25678 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Con
Group: pota Message: 25679 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe
Group: pota Message: 25680 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Rory's "Battle" Cry
Group: pota Message: 25681 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH is not that bad... (LONG POST)
Group: pota Message: 25682 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Con
Group: pota Message: 25683 From: mlccougar@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: BENEATH wardrobe items
Group: pota Message: 25684 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25685 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe
Group: pota Message: 25686 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Rory's "Battle" Cry
Group: pota Message: 25687 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25688 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe
Group: pota Message: 25689 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe
Group: pota Message: 25690 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25691 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: PAT'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25692 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25693 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PAT'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25694 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25695 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe
Group: pota Message: 25696 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe
Group: pota Message: 25697 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Rory's "Battle" Cry
Group: pota Message: 25698 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PAT'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25699 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: orangutan astronaut
Group: pota Message: 25700 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: (OT) Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25701 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: alternate history
Group: pota Message: 25702 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] orangutan astronaut
Group: pota Message: 25703 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Mad Max (OT)
Group: pota Message: 25704 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: BENEATH & BATTLE
Group: pota Message: 25705 From: Stuart Drucker Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH & BATTLE
Group: pota Message: 25706 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] alternate history
Group: pota Message: 25707 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Mad Max (OT)
Group: pota Message: 25708 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] orangutan astronaut
Group: pota Message: 25709 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PAT'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25710 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: PAT'S Theories
Group: pota Message: 25711 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: (OT) Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
Group: pota Message: 25712 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Mad Max (OT)
Group: pota Message: 25713 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH & BATTLE OT
Group: pota Message: 25714 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Mad Max (OT)



Group: pota Message: 25615 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Roddy in "Return"?
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    I think I read somewhere that Roddy turned down the cartoon. Either that or Bill Blake told me. Bill and Paula Crist auditioned to voice Cornelius and Zira but the production felt they sounded TOO much like the actors and were afraid the actors would sue. Years later, Bill caught up with Roddy and Roddy told him it would've been fine with him, he wouldn't have sued. Also, in the episode "Mission of Mercy", when they show the realistic ape drawings (showing the passage of time) those were traced from publicity shots of Bill and Paula that they sent when they tried out for the roles. Bill was pissed and considered sueing since his image is in the show. For those who have the "Meet Zira and Cornelius" brochure, match it to the cartoon shots of which I speak.
  Austin Stoker ("Battle"'s MacDonald) did the voice of Jeff in the cartoon.    - - - Jeff
 
 
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Sent: Sunday, December 08, 2002 3:27 PM
Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Roddy in "Return"?

--- In pota@yahoogroups.com, <veetus@e...> wrote:

  Roddy has said he regrets not doing "Beneath", which ruined his
perfect record in the films. However, he did turn down the cartoon.

Where did you find this out about the cartoon? And, did they
approach any of the other Apes actors (film or tv) to do any voice
work on there?


Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the .
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Group: pota Message: 25616 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Contact
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.html"No more Apes DVDs until 2004 'at the earliest'..." it's obvious they're not planning any type of anniversary edition(s) either.

Zanuck did say that if there was to be a sequel he was going to take his time this time and get it right.  My feel is the release of any 5 Star would be timed to coincide with that.  Though I'm sure the letters wouldn't hurt, I really don't think we'd be able to change that time table no matter how many letters we write.  It just makes good business sense. 
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Group: pota Message: 25617 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
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.htmlI wonder if it works in reverse too? Escape was the last one I got to see and I think it's the weakest of the five!

Escape weaker than Battle?  Are you mad?  I just don't understand these fans who have seen the series out of order.  I think their view must be skewed.  Thank God we live in a free group where I can flame someone freely for freely expressing their opinion!  Feel free to express your scorn of mine.  But . . .

I think most critics ratings systems agree with mine...

Planet        ****
Escape      ***1/2
Conquest   ***
Beneath     ** 1/2
Battle         **

I don't think Beneath was a bad story, it just had bad production values.  Battle suffered from both.  If any of them was weak it was Battle.  Just my opinion.  Now, defend your position and fight like Ape Fans. 

"Argument isn't just the automatic gain saying of whatever the other person says."
"Can be."
"No it isn't!  An argument is a collective series of statments in order to establish a proposition."
"No it isn't"
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Group: pota Message: 25618 From: Melkor Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Universe preferences
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>
> > But I'm guessing Rory the Troublemaker would rank
> > "Book" as #1?
> >
> > -Tom
> >
> Yeah, except it wasn't the book that floored me in 1968 and I can't watch the
> novel on DVD (thanks to Fox not having a damn clue what film they SHOULD have
> made in 2001).
>
> -- Rory

I think I would rank the "book universe" higher (2nd?) if they did have it on
video. It would like to read a short story based on the time at the end
where apes could build their own spaceships.
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Group: pota Message: 25619 From: Melkor Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Ape tech chart
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One nice thing about having different apes universes is you could have
stories of apes at different technology levels. You've got everything
from Roman to future technology.


Universe Ape Tech

Book (end) Future tech. Apes build their own spaceships
Book (middle) Late 1950's tech. Apes launch satelite
Cartoon WWII tech
BATTLE Apes had some leftover human tech (e.g. M-16s)
TV 19th century tech & some leftover human tech
PLANET/BENEATH 19th century tech mostly
POTA2001 Roman era tech
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Group: pota Message: 25620 From: Melkor Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: comic idea
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Very cool!

>
> --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, Melkor <melkor@e...> wrote:
> >
> > Never new about those. I wish someone would scan them.
>
> Check this out...
>
> http://goingfaster.com/icarus/fromoutofthesky.htm
>
> Dave
> >
>
>
>
>
> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to
>
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Group: pota Message: 25621 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
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.htmlPower corrupts

Ape Power corrupts Apesolutely!

"
We need power.  GUns are power."
              ~~~Gen. Aldo~~~~


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Group: pota Message: 25622 From: Melkor Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH is not that bad... (LONG POST)
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> Ok, you two ARE entitled to your opinions, but I actually LIKE
> BENEATH, quite a bit actually... I'd maybe rank it as my second
> choice (tied with CONQUEST). I can see where it is the top choice of
> a few of the "voters" in here... I'd say the # 1 reason I like it is
> because it's the only sequel actually set "ON" the Planet of the
> Apes... That's a big plus right there...

They even explain some things in BENEATH that PLANET never does, like the
lightning with no rain.

> I agree that the background masks will always be a problem, and it

I've rarely notice these things, and am thankful for it.

> One more thing... Who was it that said the Steam Bath scene ruined
> BENEATH? Were you serious when you said that? I don't think that
> scene ruins anything... Its far better than (and makes a lot more

The steam bath is one of my favorite scenes. Wish they could have figured
out a way to make them look less fat though.
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Group: pota Message: 25623 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Roddy in "Return"?
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.htmlRoddy has said he regrets not doing "Beneath", which ruined his perfect record in the films.

I think it's kid of cool that no one was in all of them.  Roddy and Natalie are tied at 4, Kim's second at 3.  Chuck and Linda at 2.  But what would you put Lou Wagner at?  Two or three?  I think two.  If you count him in Beneath you'd have to count Roddy too, for that snippet at the beginning.  But even before I knew that it wasn't Roddy in Beneath I knew it wasn't him.  There was just something wrong in the performance.  It hit me when he said the dissection line.
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Group: pota Message: 25624 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Battle Beneath
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That reminds me...you may as well say Battle is on the planet, since it is post-war earth.  But I know what you mean...Ape City and all that.  As far as the background gorillas go, they're certainly no worse than that female chimp near Zira -- with her mouth froxen open and her big ears sticking out!
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Group: pota Message: 25625 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH is not that bad... (LONG POST)
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.htmlOk, that said, you know what bugs me about BENEATH's actual makeups:
the way that Zira doesn't look like Zira from PLANET... I wish she
woulda wore that chin piece for one thing, and I wish they woulda
looked at PLANET as a makeup reference to get her to look the same...

I'm sure it was a condition to her appearing.  Any one will tell you it one of the most uncomfortable parts of the make up.  Helena Bonham-Carter likened it to Chinese water torture.  Anyway I fell it gives a sense of time having passed.  First she loses some hair under her chin in Beneath, then her hairline recedes in Escape.  It's like she's getting older.  The strange thing was her hairline was the same in the opening titles sequence in Escape, when she took her helmet off.  I guess they wanted her to be familiar to the fans of the first two films before they softened her up.  At least they didn't give her eyebrows!  Buuuutoooon!  hint hint...
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Group: pota Message: 25626 From: mlccougar Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: A Call to Arms
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I wonder if it works in reverse too? Escape was the last one I got
to see and I think it's the weakest of the five!

Escape weaker than Battle? Are you mad?

I gotta go along with the statement that ESCAPE "WAS" the weakest of
the 5... "WHY"? because as I've stated in here several times, it's
too damn light. I'm not alone in this either, I just read a review of
the DVDs, and according to that reveiwer, many fans feel ESCAPE is
the weakest because of the same reason...

I HATE the way they have Zira "loving" that ugly dress... It seems
that in the comic "novelization", they have her saying something
like "They're all so ugly, but I suppose I'll take that one..." I'd
think they would look at human things in such a way... Same with the
line "Cornelius, how do you find our women..." To which in the movie
it's all cutesy and he says "Very human..." Where as in the comic
adaption and/or the novelization he says "Vey human... Really sir we
don't have the same standards of beauty, so your question was
dumb..." (NOT the exact line, but something like that..)I guess I
just don't like the way that they have those two just loving our
society... I'd still think not only would they be in shock of it, but
that they'd fear it too... That's one of the biggest things I'd
change. I'd keep the story itself, but the script would definately be
darker... It wouldn't have been a "comedic" Apes film if I had my way.
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Group: pota Message: 25627 From: mlccougar Date: 12/8/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Contact
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--- In pota@yahoogroups.com, LordTZer0@A... wrote:


Zanuck did say that if there was to be a sequel he was going to take
his time this time and get it right. My feel is the release of any
5 Star would be timed to coincide with that. Though I'm sure the
letters wouldn't hurt, I really don't think we'd be able to change
that time table no matter how many letters we write. It just makes
good business sense.

Well, let's say there isn't the Zanuck sequel, what then? We have to
let them know that we want those special editions...
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Group: pota Message: 25628 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
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I HATE the way they have Zira "loving" that ugly dress...


You can't judge by today's standards.  Burgundy velvet capes were the height of fashion in the early 70s.  Didn't you ever see Nanny And The Professor?  Look at that corny plaid Herb Tarlek suit they put Cornelius in!  I'm not sure that was fashionable even then!  If you're such a fashion critic what would you have her wear?  DKNY?
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Group: pota Message: 25629 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: To Buy or not to buy?
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.htmlIn a message dated 12/8/02 9:38:47 AM Eastern Standard Time, 4print@... writes:


You're welcome... in return perhaps you could let me/us know
what you think once you see them up close. The paint jobs in
that Ebay shot look awful but that may be distortion because
they've been shot through the plastic wrappings. The publicity
shot in Previews looked a hell of a lot better.

Dave


No problem. 
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Group: pota Message: 25630 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
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.htmlIn a message dated 12/8/02 12:54:59 PM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:


  This is the weekend the Silent Majority tells the world they are Ape fans. Gui did the right thing. And we won't comment on their choices, right Rory? So they don't have to worry about being ridiculed. Right, Rory? Who's next? - - - Jeff




Right, O High and Mighty One.
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Group: pota Message: 25631 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
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  And then they get slaughtered. AH HA! HA! HA ! HA! Those apes are a bunch of cards. I like that Zira loves such an off-the-wall dress. I think "Escape" is a nice change of pace. Really, sir, some "Ape" fans don't have the same standard of beauty. - - - Jeff
 
 
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I wonder if it works in reverse too? Escape was the last one I got
to see and I think it's the weakest of the five!

Escape weaker than Battle?  Are you mad? 

I gotta go along with the statement that ESCAPE "WAS" the weakest of
the 5... "WHY"? because as I've stated in here several times, it's
too damn light. I'm not alone in this either, I just read a review of
the DVDs, and according to that reveiwer, many fans feel ESCAPE is
the weakest because of the same reason...

I HATE the way they have Zira "loving" that ugly dress... It seems
that in the comic "novelization", they have her saying something
like "They're all so ugly, but I suppose I'll take that one..." I'd
think they would look at human things in such a way... Same with the
line "Cornelius, how do you find our women..." To which in the movie
it's all cutesy and he says "Very human..." Where as in the comic
adaption and/or the novelization he says "Vey human... Really sir we
don't have the same standards of beauty, so your question was
dumb..." (NOT the exact line, but something like that..)I guess I
just don't like the way that they have those two just loving our
society... I'd still think not only would they be in shock of it, but
that they'd fear it too... That's one of the biggest things I'd
change. I'd keep the story itself, but the script would definately be
darker... It wouldn't have been a "comedic" Apes film if I had my way.


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Group: pota Message: 25632 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Contact
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  Zanuck doesn't have any say in the matter. Zanuck wanted to start shooting "Apes 2" yesterday because all his movies are flopping but Fox is weighing their options with it. - - - Jeff
 
 
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--- In pota@yahoogroups.com, LordTZer0@A... wrote:


Zanuck did say that if there was to be a sequel he was going to take
his time  this time and get it right.  My feel is the release of any
5 Star would be timed to coincide with that.  Though I'm sure the
letters wouldn't hurt, I really don't think we'd be able to change
that time table no matter how many letters we write.  It just makes
good business sense.

Well, let's say there isn't the Zanuck sequel, what then? We have to
let them know that we want those special editions...






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Group: pota Message: 25633 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
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  If you think about it, they're just happy to wear ANYTHING but the same clothes every day. - - Jeff
 
 
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Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms


I HATE the way they have Zira "loving" that ugly dress...


You can't judge by today's standards.  Burgundy velvet capes were the height of fashion in the early 70s.  Didn't you ever see Nanny And The Professor?  Look at that corny plaid Herb Tarlek suit they put Cornelius in!  I'm not sure that was fashionable even then!  If you're such a fashion critic what would you have her wear?  DKNY?

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Group: pota Message: 25634 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] comic idea
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What was the 'Chad Valley projector set'?

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> That's right about the projector too.
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> Sent: Sunday, 8 December 2002 6:28 AM
> To: pota@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] comic idea
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> "Melkor" <melkor@...> wrote:
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> > I wonder why no one (Marvel?) ever did comic stories from the TV
> series?
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> As Dave mentioned, the UK annuals had comic strips and text stories
> based on the TV series (coincidentally I've been putting together an
> article on these strips for a future fanzine issue) and as Michael
> pointed out there are also foreign language comics based on the TV
> series. But if I'm not mistaken, wasn't the Chad Valley projector set
> also based on the TV series? I think this was some kind of comic strip
> adventure, yes? (I am saying this from memory, I don't actually own
> it)
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Group: pota Message: 25635 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] As the Planet of the Apes Turns... "Patric
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Good point. Patrick, how are you going to "unflub" THIS one for your novel?
Or are you finally going to admit defeat and that not everything can be
explained?


> That's what I mean.
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> Another one for Patrick to explain!
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> Michael
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Melkor [melkor@...]
> Sent: Saturday, 7 December 2002 11:36 AM
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> Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] As the Planet of the Apes Turns...
> "Patrick" again! ...
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> I kind of liked them. But the apes were fatter naked than wearing
> their suits just like CONQUEST.

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Group: pota Message: 25636 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
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That must have been before I started lurking here.

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> In all fairness I must say Alex had a few beefs with people.he was my
> first (how sweet!).
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> Before James joined I was extremely impressed by how well people
> got along. As soon as James joined he immediately got into a flame war
> with
> Michael, and then Patrick, Rory, and later somebody else (Anthony?).
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> Sounds to me like James is the trouble maker. Oops! I guess I'm on his
> list now! Oh well, at least I'll be in good company.

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Group: pota Message: 25637 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: (off topic) Re: [Planet of the Apes] A Call to Arms
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Just call him Allah from now on.

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> You are a merciful and wondrous leader, oh kind sir.
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> Sent: Saturday, 7 December 2002 2:06 PM
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> Well, well. Every movie has at least one vote, except POTA2001 since I
> mercifully let Michael give a real answer. - - - Jeff

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Group: pota Message: 25638 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
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> I think most critics ratings systems agree with mine...
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> Planet ****
> Escape ***1/2
> Conquest ***
> Beneath ** 1/2
> Battle **
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Here are my reviews and ratings of the various Apes material.
(On a scale 0 to 10).

BATTLE (9.5)
The theme of this story as written by the Corringtons is that
of Caesar as a Christ like figure sent by God to save the world
from Aldo's (Adam's) Original Sin without suspending free will.
Caesar was in the right place at the right time to succeed in
altering the timeline and erasing the destruction of Earth in
BENEATH but because free will still exists the future is still open.
BATTLE contains many inverse parallels to BENEATH and in some ways
is BENEATH's mirror image. BATTLE did suffer from a low budget
and Dehn's last minute script tinkering which made the story more
confusing than it originally was.
PLANET (9.0)
A masterpiece. Enough said.
BENEATH (8.5)
This sequel gets a high rating for having the best "look and feel"
of the original. My main complaint is the mutants. The movie
doesn't explain the mutants well enough even as it spends too much
time on them.
BOOK (8.5)
A novel whose theme is an attack on the theological concept of a
"soul", as something setting man apart from other animals. The
premise is that intelligence is a factor of environment. It therefore
supposed that the apes had the capability for intelligence (and
upright posture!) all along but required heavy exposure to the right
environment to be realized. This idea was continued in the movie
series, carried to an extreme in CONQUEST, but abandoned in POTA2001.
TV (8.0)
This series explored other anti-conservative themes never covered
by the movie series. The ape regime was a cross between medieval
serfdom and the white minority regimes that existed then in Rhodesia
and South Africa. By having humans talk, the series portrayed a
society where the TV audience sympathizes with the permanant
underclass.
CONQUEST (8.0)
This story is the closest thing to a plausible scenario of slavery
returning to the US. It reminds us both that slavery once coexisted
with the US constitution and that animals are similar to "slaves"
in many ways. The film also correctly if not accurately predicted
the conservative political climate of 1991 back in 1971.
CARTOON (7.5)
A generally high quality series having a 'story arc' but with four
blemishes: the giant spider, the flying reptile, the king kong ape,
(all explained as mutations), and the animation quality. The
Hispanic ape and Asian apes are cool, but why would any apes have
Mexican and Tibetan accents and human racial features?
ESCAPE (7.0)
Like Star Trek IV, this is probably the one POTA movie that non fans
will like the most.
POTA2001 (3.5)
The two main characters, Thade and Leo, are both two dimensional.
Their contrast with Taylor and Zaius couldn't be more striking.
The movie also has a weak plot, the female chimps look like freaks,
and the movie suffers from Burton's visuals like 'Wizard of Oz' red
pointy hats and being too visually dark. With a different director
and some script improvements this could have revived the fanchise
with a wonderful story about a Roman style slave revolt that it
tries to be. The best thing about this movie is that the special
effects of the male ape costumes demonstrate how great an apes movie
COULD be nowadays if done right.

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Group: pota Message: 25639 From: Dave B <4print@atlas.co.uk> Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Self conscious apes
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--- In pota@yahoogroups.com, Melkor <melkor@e...> wrote:
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> Good point. Patrick, how are you going to "unflub" THIS one for
your novel? Or are you finally going to admit defeat and that not
everything can be explained?

No need for Pat to get involved with this one, I can explain it easy.

The apes are obviously very self-conscious about thier weight -
this is why they go to saunas, to try and shake off those unsightly
and unwanted extra pounds.

Under thier clothes they wear very strict corset -like clothing to
make them appear thinner. It's all down to looking damn sexy!

Dave
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Group: pota Message: 25640 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Rating the Planet of the Apes movies
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I kinda look at the sequelization of "PLANET OF THE APES" as like a
family having children... children born with developmental
disabilities. Each sequel had aspects to it that were open to
criticism (pull-over masks, bad "primitive" apesuits, too-comedic,
etc.), yet for the most part this was due entirely to budgetary
restrictions. Imagine how horrible the BOND franchise would be if
each subsequent film had its budget slashed in half... in fourths...
in eighths... etc.! Yet, despite their more-than-adequate budgets,
most of the Bond films (after the Connery years) have been a notch or
so down in overall quality (in my opinion, of course), reverting
mostly to the "formula" for an "average" Bond film.

As each "malformed" child/sequel in the POTA saga appeared, it was
probably as good as it could be given the lowered budgets: because
the STORIES were always top-notch, building on what the first film
had to say (and how it said it). Unlike Ted Post (and others), I
think it was brilliant for the world to be destroyed at the end of
BENEATH; imagine a STAR TREK film where the heroes FAIL to save the
day (the Earth, some other planet, whatever)--or, like in Ellison's
episode "City on the Edge of Forever", where Kirk & Spock DO save the
day... but at an almost unbearable price--we'll NEVER see such an
ending nowadays in a franchise like STAR TREK, which will only play
it safe, keeping its main characters as heroes and ONLY as heroes.

In BENEATH, we have a society of intelligent, telepathic, INSANE
human beings--they live in the corpse of one of a long-dead culture's
highest achievements (New York City), and they KNOW that it was
rendered a ruin from Nuclear bombardment and fall-out... yet, instead
of developing a loathing of destructive nuclear technology (Bombs),
they WORSHIP it, perpetuating the Doomsday Bomb (perpetuating the
potential to destroy everything). To all outward appearances, they
seem like reasonable people (as Caspay comes across, especially,
during Brent's interrogation), yet their inner hideousness is
revealed during their ceremony of Religion: both LITERALLY (their
radiation-scarred skinless faces) and FIGURATIVELY (their mock-Mass
of the "divine" Bomb).

In ESCAPE, yeah, it gets maybe too "comedic" at times... but this
helps to contrast when things start getting dark. When Hasslein has
the Apes interrogated by the CIA goons, and the loop-tape of Zira
saying "dissec...dissec...dissec...dissec..." plays--and we all KNOW
that this refers to her former job as "a trained vet"/"animal
psychologist-psychiatrist"/vivisectionist, cutting up human beings as
we do frogs in Biology class--whatever light-hearted humor ESCAPE had
presented earlier is soon forgotten. I was too young to appreciate
much of this the first time I saw it (when I was around 10 years
old), but those who WERE old enough and had seen Zira and Cornelius
in the first 2 films must have been shocked to see these amusing,
charming, beloved characters KILLED OFF brutally at the end.

In CONQUEST, I would have preferred a better musical score--
preferably by Goldsmith (whose "scarecrows" track from PLANET is
purloined for the ending, after Caesar declares, "Tonight we have
seen the birth of the planet of the Apes!"). In particular, I dislike
the "jaunty" feel of Caesar's experiences at Ape Management, when the
trainers are teaching the group of Apes how to wash their hands, to
mop, to make beds, etc. For some reason, the director (Thompson)
wanted to go for a "lighter" feel in these scenes, and the music Tom
Scott wrote for it made it less powerful than it should have been. I
didn't get a chance to see CONQUEST until it came out on VHS and
BETA, so I first experienced the story by reading John Jakes'
excellent adaptation (and Marvel's comic-book version, based on
Jakes' novelization and the screenplay)... and, in a way, I sorta
felt cheated when I finally DID get to see it on tape. Had the film
had as dark/oppressive/Orwellian a feel as Jakes evoked in his novel,
I would probably have voted for CONQUEST as my favorite APES film...
but Thompson compromised the mood of his film somewhat, I think.
Despite these misgivings, though, I still love the film--it's
a "malformed child" which is still part of the family.

Although BATTLE is, undoubtedly, the "least good/great" of the APES
movies, and would be much better if it had had not only more money to
do what it needed to do, but also had the "extended scenes" included,
with the Doomsday Bomb... it is still an important "ending" to the
saga. As our many disputations regarding the Circularity/Non-
circularity of the Timeline shows, the Future of the Planet Earth
hinges wholly on WHAT people do with the sure knowledge of the
INEVITABLE outcome of violent, armed conflict. Do we choose to pursue
a path to Peace? or do we allow our animosities--even our justified
judgmental attitudes towards our Enemies--to push us along with the
currents of the "mainstream" of "human History"? Remember when Lisa
chides young Cornelius for "playing War" with sticks-as-guns? "War is
not a game..." she says, and her son submissively promises to stop
playing the game... and yet this does not save him from the conflict
being waged between Caesar and Aldo. From Aldo's perspective, it
probably seems as if Caesar--the Apes' "king"--has betrayed his
people, allowing humans to live amongst them... even given positions
of authority (MacDonald and "Teacher" Abe). Has Caesar forgotten how
they brutally enslaved us? How they ravaged the World in "the vilest
war in HUMAN history"? Don't the humans DESERVE to suffer the most
degrading of existences--as, at best, a slave? Whatever happened
to "the slave's right to punish his persecutors", especially after
World War 3 rendered his own civilization dead?
Aldo had what he sees as a valid position--one which Caesar himself
agreed with... until Lisa's protest ("No!") softened his resolve. One
might say that Kolp's invasion of Ape City PROVED Aldo's point about
how Humans are NOT to be trusted; no wonder he had them thrown into
the Corral!
The tragedy is that Aldo's secret nighttime meeting had been
overheard by the innocent child, Cornelius. Aldo had little choice
but to do what he did; could he just run off into the woods with his
gorilla friends, and let Cornelius dash back home to expose his plans
to "crush" his father? Aldo had said that he would "make the
Future... with THIS!" (the sword)... and, it seems, that is EXACTLY
what he accomplishes when he uses it to chop the branch on which
Cornelius clings. Once he did that, the Future was (perhaps) "made".
Caesar's dynastic ambitions ("someday... you'll be as tall as a
King!") are destroyed... Caesar's willingness to "kill an evil enemy
so that good should prevail" harkens back to his chat with MacDonald,
before MacD tells him about the Archives Tapes of the "Ape-onauts",
when Caesar mentions how Armando had taught him that "we must love
one another or die", and how "If my father and mother (whom I was too
young to remember) had only lived, they might have taught me whether
it was right to kill an evil enemy so that good should prevail".
Aldo "murdered an ape child", the very definition of Evil: the murder
of the Innocent (as Hasslein attempted to do to Caesar when he was
still in Zira's womb). Yet Caesar personally fails to follow his
foster-father Armando's sentiment to "love your enemies" (as
Jesus "commanded"), "or die". Caesar wants to "change the Future" and
prevent "the destruction of Earth"... yet he himself gives in to the
very personal need to Kill that which is Evil. Yet Aldo--who is
wracked by guilt (especially when the entire community chants "Ape
has killed Ape" over and over and over again)--had a valid perception
of Caesar as being Evil, leading his own people down a path which
would lead to their destruction by the Enemy who would re-subjugate
them if they were to win the "battle". Think of it: if Aldo had not
killed Kolp as he was retreating in the old schoolbus... what would
Kolp have done? Would Kolp have just licked his wounds back in the
ruins of Breck's old city? Kolp had told Alma (in the
screenplay), "Either we have to cage the beast, Alma... or destroy
the whole Zoo..." Having failed to "cage the beast" (defeat Caesar &
re-enslave the Apes), wouldn't he then resort to "destroying the
whole Zoo"? Wouldn't he have gotten back to his City and personally
detonated the Doomsday Bomb? I think it likely... which, then, means
that Caesar and his people have ALDO to thank that the planet isn't
wiped out then and there. By killing Kolp, Aldo prevents him from
detonating the Bomb... and Mendez, of course, helps to prevent Alma
from fulfilling Kolp's last wish by convincing her that the
Bomb "must be respected--even venerated". The Ursus-like Apes-vs-
"unsimian" Enemy conflict from BENEATH is what SAVES the planet from
Kolp's world-killing intentions... as, too, does Mendez's Bomb-
worshipping proclivity, also echoed from BENEATH. What killed the
planet of the apes in 3955 "later" ("before"?) ends up SAVING the
world from imminent destruction... postponing it, anyway, for almost
2,000 years...

There's more to "BATTLE" than its detractors seem willing to see.
Forgive its low-budget (they couldn't help that!)--it's a
worthy "final chapter" to the Saga. And the music is much better than
CONQUEST had to work with. Like the previous sequels, it is
somewhat "malformed" or disabled due to circumstances beyond its
control... but that which it COULD control (the STORY) made it worthy
to be a part of the Saga of the PLANET OF THE APES.

Patrick
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Group: pota Message: 25641 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 12/9/2002
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Have I ever said that EVERY SINGLE DETAIL was "unflubbable"? No!
Remember the "hatch" shot after the water bursts through the aft
bulkhead of Taylor's ship, that Exterior shot showing the round hatch
near the nosecone already off? Before Dodge presses the button to
cause it to explosively blast out? THAT is one detail which is
unflubbable.

As for the chubby orangutans in the cage from the shipment from
Indonesia-ex-Borneo... hmmm, well now, let me see... how's this:
those apes ARRIVE at Ape Management in their "well-fed" condition,
yet after spending a fair amount of time undergoing conditioning and
training, they have been starved by their trainers (who use FOOD as
a "reward" during their training), and have LOST WEIGHT. Remember
when Caesar is given a banana by one of the Ape Management trainers?
What does he do with it? He SHARES it with the other chimps in his
cell. He probably knows (by this point) that the chimps are hungry--
and purposely underfed by their "masters"--so, Caesar does the right
thing: he SHARES the food, which serves to build a bond of trust with
them. No wonder he is able to nonvocally persuade so many Apes to
commit small acts of defiance... leading up to the full-fledged
Revolution he leads after his "resurrection" from the Shock-table.

As for Ursus & Zaius, it doesn't appear to me (at any rate) that they
are "fatter" when naked than in their clothing/armor. Even if I were
to grant that they MIGHT be... hasn't anybody here ever heard of a
girdle? Girdles aren't just women's wear--warriors in the Old Days
used to "gird their loins", using specialty clothing to hold up their
girth before donning chain-mail or armor. Ursus wears a plate-mail
uniform, so he might actually NEED a girdle for this same reason.

No, guys... not EVERYTHING can be explained ("unflubbed")... but SO
MUCH of it can, that I ain't stoppin'! If the human trainers in Ape
Management aren't above using electroshock to "electrically
condition" the Apes to respond to the "negative imperative" ("No!")
command, then they ain't above starving the Apes too, and using food
as a "reward" for those Behaviors they wish to instill in them.

Hah! So THERE!

Patrick

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> Good point. Patrick, how are you going to "unflub" THIS one for
your novel? Or are you finally going to admit defeat and that not
everything can be explained?
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> > That's what I mean.
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> > Another one for Patrick to explain!
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> > Michael
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> > I kind of liked them. But the apes were fatter naked than
wearing their suits just like CONQUEST.
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Group: pota Message: 25642 From: patrickmichaeltilton Date: 12/9/2002
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Thanks, Alan, for your comments. I hope you've found my most recent
posts to have also been interesting. If Michael were to bother to
read them, perhaps he too would find them worth reading. I've always
been of the opinion that INFORMED opinions are worth at least
something, whereas opinions based on Ignorance are usually worth less
(and worthless). Remember when "THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST" came
out? Jerry Falwell didn't hesitate to condemn it... even though he
ADMITTED he hadn't even SEEN it, and had no intention to do so. Some
people saw the film and THEN condemned it... some people saw the film
and LIKED it... but those who DIDN'T see it yet condemned it, well, I
have a hard time taking such a viewpoint seriously. Michael's
messages here rarely amuse me, but at least I read them! When I have
a disagreement with him, it's either because I HAVE read something
he's said, or I've seen the results of something he has done.
Choosing to not read somebody's input is like an ostrich burying its
head in the sand: just because it can't see (and doesn't WANT to see)
doesn't mean that IT can't BE SEEN. It amuses me that Michael seems
to be taking pride in his wilful ignorance of my input on this site;
after all, it is HE who claims he no longer reads what I have to say.
Since (if he's true to his word) he isn't reading THIS message, I
wonder what his opinion is/was regarding Falwell & the "LAST
TEMPTATION" movie...?

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Yes, Kassidy, I DO believe you. I think we all know how we might
sound when our dander is up, and I didn't take it personally. You
believe ME, don'tcha?

By the way, Kass, you've mentioned your website several times, but
for my sake (and for those others who, like me, don't know where it
is on the WWW), would you be so kind as to type in that website
address [http://www.etcetera...] whenever you post a message, perhaps
just under your Name? That way, all we hafta do is just click on it,
and PRESTO! we're THERE, Baby! And this suggestion goes to everybody
else out there who posts here and has a website they'd like people to
check out. Just include the address in your message, every time you
post, and we all can jump there pronto.

Patrick
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> No, guys... not EVERYTHING can be explained ("unflubbed")... but SO

What a disappointment.


> MUCH of it can, that I ain't stoppin'! If the human trainers in Ape
> Management aren't above using electroshock to "electrically
> condition" the Apes to respond to the "negative imperative" ("No!")
> command, then they ain't above starving the Apes too, and using food
> as a "reward" for those Behaviors they wish to instill in them.
>
> Hah! So THERE!
>
> Patrick

Okay but how does Caesar suddenly get fatter after taking off his
circus clothes?


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Group: pota Message: 25644 From: mtotsky Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] The Unflubber Strikes Again!
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Wouldn't a better subject header for this post be "Son of Unflubber?"

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Group: pota Message: 25645 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
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Gosh Darn it y’all, how come Jeff ain’t no nazi!

 

Michael

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Haristas@... [Haristas@...]
Sent: Monday, 9 December 2002 11:55 PM
To: pota@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms

 

In a message dated 12/8/02 12:54:59 PM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:



  This is the weekend the Silent Majority tells the world they are Ape fans. Gui did the right thing. And we won't comment on their choices, right Rory? So they don't have to worry about being ridiculed. Right, Rory? Who's next? - - - Jeff



Right, O High and Mighty One.

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Group: pota Message: 25646 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
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Yup.

Ken Taylor has one of these.

I wonder if he'll mysteriously appear if I say "Ken says you suk Tom!"

Michael

-----Original Message-----
From: Melkor [melkor@...]
Sent: Tuesday, 10 December 2002 1:36 AM
To: pota@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] comic idea


What was the 'Chad Valley projector set'?

>
> That's right about the projector too.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Alan Maxwell [alan@...]
> Sent: Sunday, 8 December 2002 6:28 AM
> To: pota@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] comic idea
>
> "Melkor" <melkor@...> wrote:
> >
> > I wonder why no one (Marvel?) ever did comic stories from the TV
> series?
>
> As Dave mentioned, the UK annuals had comic strips and text stories
> based on the TV series (coincidentally I've been putting together an
> article on these strips for a future fanzine issue) and as Michael
> pointed out there are also foreign language comics based on the TV
> series. But if I'm not mistaken, wasn't the Chad Valley projector set
> also based on the TV series? I think this was some kind of comic strip
> adventure, yes? (I am saying this from memory, I don't actually own
> it)
>
> Alan
>
>
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Group: pota Message: 25647 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Flaming - Starring the Crocodile Man
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It was pre-POTA 2001.

I actually got cranky with Cougar for daring to suggest the 2001
masterpiece may not be the best thing ever.....but Cougar forgives me
(AND gets to say "I told you so").

Michael

-----Original Message-----
From: Melkor [melkor@...]
Sent: Tuesday, 10 December 2002 2:12 AM
To: pota@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] (Off Topic) Troublemaker's List


That must have been before I started lurking here.

>
> In all fairness I must say Alex had a few beefs with people.he was my
> first (how sweet!).
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: LordTZer0@... [LordTZer0@...]
> Sent: Sunday, 8 December 2002 8:28 AM
> To: pota@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] (Off Topic) Troublemaker's List
>
> Before James joined I was extremely impressed by how well people
> got along. As soon as James joined he immediately got into a flame
war
> with
> Michael, and then Patrick, Rory, and later somebody else (Anthony?).
>
>
> Sounds to me like James is the trouble maker. Oops! I guess I'm on
his
> list now! Oh well, at least I'll be in good company.

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Group: pota Message: 25648 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
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I think in POTA it translates to "goob".

-----Original Message-----
From: Melkor [melkor@...]
Sent: Tuesday, 10 December 2002 2:15 AM
To: pota@yahoogroups.com
Subject: (off topic) Re: [Planet of the Apes] A Call to Arms


Just call him Allah from now on.

>
> You are a merciful and wondrous leader, oh kind sir.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: veetus@... [veetus@...]
> Sent: Saturday, 7 December 2002 2:06 PM
> To: pota@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] A Call to Arms
>
> Well, well. Every movie has at least one vote, except POTA2001 since
I
> mercifully let Michael give a real answer. - - - Jeff

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Group: pota Message: 25649 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Re: A Call to Arms
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"Michael Whitty" <whitty@...> wrote:
> I agree. This was the first movie I ever saw that was so very
different
> to anything else.

I also think, as others have since pointed out, that it probably has
something to do with this also being the only other film in the series
to be set on the "proper" Planet of the Apes too. I definitely reckon
that had something to do with it.

Alan
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Group: pota Message: 25650 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Self conscious apes
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Dave B <4print@...> wrote:
> The apes are obviously very self-conscious about thier weight -
> this is why they go to saunas, to try and shake off those unsightly
> and unwanted extra pounds.

Indeed, I have it on good authority that Ursus was a big fan of the
SlimFast plan.

"It's simple. I have one delicious nutritional shake for breakfast,
another for lunch, then I slaughter hundreds of human beasts before
eating a proper meal. I lost over forty pounds on the slimfast plan,
with no adverse side effects at all - well, apart from the eventual
destruction of the planet obviously."

Alan
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Group: pota Message: 25651 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 12/9/2002
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<LordTZer0@...> wrote:
> Escape weaker than Battle? Are you mad? I just don't understand
these fans
> who have seen the series out of order. I think their view must be
skewed.

Others have pretty much summed up what I think is weakest about this
film. The first half is too comedic and goofy. It's also, due to being
the only one set roughly in the current time period, very badly dated
compared to the rest of the series. Granted there are moments in the
other films that are now a little dated, but nothing on the same scale
as the first half of Escape. Other than a few parts of it (Cornelius'
reaction to the boxing match was good, as was the opening scene and a
few other scenes) the first half is a bit silly, compared to what went
before and after.

It's good that they tried something different, I think it was a
suitably original way to continue the series after an apparent dead
end in Beneath and overall I still like it, but it's just not got the
same feel as the others.

I generally look at Escape as if it was two separate films, with the
line "I'm pregnant" being the dividing point, when the comedy gives
way to something a whole lot darker. The first half is enjoyable, but
the second half is far superior.

There, I think I've defended my viewpoint in a flame-free and adult
manner. Which is more than you deserve, you smelly poo-poo jobbyhead.

Alan
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Group: pota Message: 25652 From: Alan Maxwell Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] The Unflubber Strikes Again!
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"Melkor" <melkor@...> wrote:
> Okay but how does Caesar suddenly get fatter after taking off his
> circus clothes?

Because his underwear was really, REALLY tight.

Alan
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Group: pota Message: 25653 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Thank you, and another Suggestion.
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Oh boy, you know the best advice I ever had regarding Patto was to
ignore him...and does that piss him off!!

In hope that he will one day stop bitching and baiting (good luck,
hey?). I do occasionally read his garbage (eg when there is a positive
sounding heading such as this, I think maybe his suggestion is to stop
personal attacks and get on with things).

But look at the facts. Never once has Patrick taken criticism to be
constructive. It is always taken personally, and any attempt to argue a
point with him is futile. Has he ever conceded ANYTHING? In stark
contrast, I don't assume to know everything and DO admit to being wrong,
and even entertain other scenarios that conflict with my own (go back
and read where the shit started between us, would be my suggestion.
You'll see I swallowed a lot of bile to try to be encouraging about
mothership U.S.S Earth, but when I gently tried to explain my reasons it
got nasty). I don't condone sinking to the flame war level, but it
seems others try to re-write history and pass it off as a gentle
ribbing. At least I am honest and say I have done the wrong thing, and
continuing to read hateful posts like that will put me straight back on
that level, so why should I (because it help Pat paint a nasty picture
of me? Yeah, you betcha).

I am of the opinion that sometimes an opinion can be TOO informed (too
much read in to something unnecessarily).

The Jerry Falwell comparison is flawed. I am not criticizing all Pat's
posts, some of them may be interesting (and paint drying can be
interesting too if you're stoned). The posts I have seen I CAN
criticize and say GENERALLY that to ME they are either stupid, boring or
an attempt to bait me. So why shouldn't I choose to ignore them? I
don't try to stop anyone from reading Patty's posts, I haven't banned
them (although there seems to be a campaign in order to say I do - is
ther any evidence?), I just choose to go without. If anyone wants to
debate my choice (as Jeff did), I'll tell them about the "noodles".
Much like Patrick chooses to go without drugs (have you ever TRIED them
Patrick), I weigh up the pros and cons and choose to SAY NO TO PAT!
Does that make Pat a Jerry because he is not a reformed heroin addict?
Pat needs to read books on reasoning, but he probably already has and
chooses instead to go against reason and try to paint people as a Jerry
Falwell for reasons other than honest expression of a view.

Isn't telling an ostrich he shouldn't bury his head in the sand like
being a nazi dictator??? Leave the ostrich alone (oh, that's right, I'm
not allowed to make these orders here am I? That is for the elite.).

People are right about Patrick....he craves the attention. Like a
child, if the only way to get that attention is with negative behaviour,
then he will choose this path.

Reading Pat's posts or not reading them is not a measure of whether I am
true to my "word" and he knows that, but tries pathetically to bait
again and start another flame war (he loves them, look at the evidence).
I, on the other hand, simply respond to repetitive prodding as anyone
would, but don't let that stop you from unflubbing me.

I have not come across this much concentrated hypocracy for a long time.
The Spanish Inquisition was tame in comparison.

So there's my opinion and let me finish with a suggestion...admitting
you are wrong sometimes is not a sign of weakness, but is a sign of
strength of character.

Let me also ask if Alan likes Patty's posts that attack me
personally...I wonder if Alan will avoid that one.




-----Original Message-----
From: patrickmichaeltilton <patrickmichaeltilton@...>
[patrickmichaeltilton@...]
Sent: Tuesday, 10 December 2002 3:42 AM
To: pota@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Planet of the Apes] A "Thank-you" and a Suggestion

Thanks, Alan, for your comments. I hope you've found my most recent
posts to have also been interesting. If Michael were to bother to
read them, perhaps he too would find them worth reading. I've always
been of the opinion that INFORMED opinions are worth at least
something, whereas opinions based on Ignorance are usually worth less
(and worthless). Remember when "THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST" came
out? Jerry Falwell didn't hesitate to condemn it... even though he
ADMITTED he hadn't even SEEN it, and had no intention to do so. Some
people saw the film and THEN condemned it... some people saw the film
and LIKED it... but those who DIDN'T see it yet condemned it, well, I
have a hard time taking such a viewpoint seriously. Michael's
messages here rarely amuse me, but at least I read them! When I have
a disagreement with him, it's either because I HAVE read something
he's said, or I've seen the results of something he has done.
Choosing to not read somebody's input is like an ostrich burying its
head in the sand: just because it can't see (and doesn't WANT to see)
doesn't mean that IT can't BE SEEN. It amuses me that Michael seems
to be taking pride in his wilful ignorance of my input on this site;
after all, it is HE who claims he no longer reads what I have to say.
Since (if he's true to his word) he isn't reading THIS message, I
wonder what his opinion is/was regarding Falwell & the "LAST
TEMPTATION" movie...?

-----

Yes, Kassidy, I DO believe you. I think we all know how we might
sound when our dander is up, and I didn't take it personally. You
believe ME, don'tcha?

By the way, Kass, you've mentioned your website several times, but
for my sake (and for those others who, like me, don't know where it
is on the WWW), would you be so kind as to type in that website
address [http://www.etcetera...] whenever you post a message, perhaps
just under your Name? That way, all we hafta do is just click on it,
and PRESTO! we're THERE, Baby! And this suggestion goes to everybody
else out there who posts here and has a website they'd like people to
check out. Just include the address in your message, every time you
post, and we all can jump there pronto.

Patrick






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Group: pota Message: 25654 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] rating and review
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Jeff,

Can you do something with this troublemaker please?

No, I mean something NASTY!!!

Adolf

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Group: pota Message: 25655 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
Subject: Fwd: Kirk and Spock from Sideshow Toy!
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    Group: pota Message: 25656 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH is not that bad... (LONG POST)
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/8/02 5:17:05 PM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:


      Roddy has said he regrets not doing "Beneath", which ruined his perfect record in the films. However, he did turn down the cartoon. - - - Jeff




    Regretted, O Great One.  The McDowallster is no longer with us.

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 25657 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/8/02 9:12:23 PM Eastern Standard Time, LordTZer0@... writes:


    "No more Apes DVDs until 2004 'at the earliest'..." it's obvious they're not planning any type of anniversary edition(s) either.


    Staddon added a "Big IF" to what he said.  IF they go back to the original APES.  You see they might not remaster the movies at all.

    -- Rory
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/8/02 9:31:32 PM Eastern Standard Time, LordTZer0@... writes:


    I think most critics ratings systems agree with mine...

    Planet        ****
    Escape      ***1/2
    Conquest   ***
    Beneath     ** 1/2
    Battle         **



    I agree.

    -- me
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    Group: pota Message: 25659 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Ape tech chart
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/8/02 10:26:22 PM Eastern Standard Time, melkor@... writes:


    One nice thing about having different apes universes is you could have
    stories of apes at different technology levels.  You've got everything
    from Roman to future technology.


    Universe        Ape Tech

    Book (end)      Future tech.  Apes build their own spaceships
    Book (middle)   Late 1950's tech.  Apes launch satelite
    Cartoon         WWII tech
    BATTLE        Apes had some leftover human tech (e.g. M-16s)
    TV        19th century tech & some leftover human tech
    PLANET/BENEATH  19th century tech mostly
    POTA2001    Roman era tech






    Yeah, when you think of it Fox could make another APES movie that has NOTHING to do with POTA 2001, only this time don't make one that's silly, dumb, and boring!!!!!   You YAHOOS!

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 25660 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/8/02 10:45:54 PM Eastern Standard Time, melkor@... writes:


    They even explain some things in BENEATH that PLANET never does, like the
    lightning with no rain. 



    Oh NO!!!!  Now wait a minute!   You're not telling me that the "lightening without rain" in the first film was caused by the mutants in the second, even though when they made the first movie they had no idea they'd make the second?  Please tell me you're not saying that.  I feel another brain seizure coming on!

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 25661 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/9/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Roddy in "Return"?
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/8/02 10:51:42 PM Eastern Standard Time, LordTZer0@... writes:


    I think it's kid of cool that no one was in all of them. 


    There was someone who was in all of them.  Gossip columnist James Bacon, friend of Arthur P. Jacobs.

    -- Rory
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/9/02 12:15:06 AM Eastern Standard Time, mlccougar@... writes:


    I gotta go along with the statement that ESCAPE "WAS" the weakest of
    the 5... "WHY"? because as I've stated in here several times, it's
    too damn light. I'm not alone in this either, I just read a review of
    the DVDs, and according to that reveiwer, many fans feel ESCAPE is
    the weakest because of the same reason...



    ESCAPE was the only APES film that made me cry.  DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL for saying it's the weakest!   BATTLE made me cry too but that was after I went back and saw it for the second time and realized it sucked.

    -- Rory
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/9/02 10:38:32 AM Eastern Standard Time, melkor@... writes:


    BATTLE (9.5)
       


    PLANET (9.0)
       
    I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!!!
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    Group: pota Message: 25665 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/9/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] rating and review
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    POTA2001.
    TV (8.0)


    There is no such show, and I find the rest of your rating as accurate.
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    .htmlIn ESCAPE, yeah, it gets maybe too "comedic" at times... but this helps to contrast when things start getting dark.

    I for one am glad that Kim got to have a few comic moments.  Most of her films, including the Ape films tended to be on the dark side.  Even her debut film, but at least she got to sing a little in that one.
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    Group: pota Message: 25667 From: Melkor Date: 12/9/2002
    Subject: (OT) Re: [Planet of the Apes] rating and review
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    >
    > > BATTLE (9.5)
    > >
    >
    > PLANET (9.0)
    >
    > I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!!!
    >

    I think Rory's having a heart attack. Oh well, one less Trouble Maker!!


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    Group: pota Message: 25668 From: mlccougar Date: 12/9/2002
    Subject: Re: Now, WRITE LIKE APES!!! (or Please Contact Fox...)
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    --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, <veetus@e...> wrote:
    > Zanuck doesn't have any say in the matter.

    I know he doesn't have any say in the matter as far as any "special
    editions" of the APES DVDs goes, but I was saying we should continue
    to write into FOX, because T seemed to be saying he thought if
    there "were" to be any, they'd coincide their release(s) with a new
    Zanuck APES film. I was saying "keep on writing, just in case the man
    who drove the APES name into the ground isn't able to cover the
    coffin with another one..."
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    Group: pota Message: 25669 From: mlccougar Date: 12/9/2002
    Subject: Zira's wardrobe
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    --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, mlccougar@A... wrote:
    >
    > > I HATE the way they have Zira "loving" that ugly dress...

    --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, LordTZer0@A... wrote:

    > You can't judge by today's standards. Burgundy velvet capes were
    the heightof fashion in the early 70s. Didn't you ever see Nanny And
    The Professor? Look at that corny plaid Herb Tarlek suit they put
    Cornelius in! I'm not sure that was fashionable even then! If
    you're such a fashion critic what would you have her wear? DKNY?

    I'm not saying that dress and cape are ugly by the standards of now
    OR then... I'm saying that BOTH Zira AND Cornelius look horrible in
    their "human wear"... I still think it woulda been better if they had
    them looking at our stuff as "ugly". As I said in last night's post,
    in the comic adaption (which was written using the original script!)
    they had Zira saying (even) she thought they were ugly... I still
    think it woulda been better to have those two look at the human
    society as something they'd want to hold at arms length, and that
    includes clothing...
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    >
    > > They even explain some things in BENEATH that PLANET never does, like the
    > > lightning with no rain.
    > >
    > >
    >
    > Oh NO!!!! Now wait a minute! You're not telling me that the "lightening
    > without rain" in the first film was caused by the mutants in the second, even
    > though when they made the first movie they had no idea they'd make the
    > second? Please tell me you're not saying that. I feel another brain seizure
    > coming on!
    >
    > -- Rory
    >


    Yes I'm telling you that. What else could it be? Of course when they made the
    first movie they never intended to explain it but the second movie does explain
    it and ties up that loose end from the first movie.

    -Tom


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    Group: pota Message: 25671 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/9/2002
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      If only they had the stuff studios lavish on sci-fi today - - budgets, excellent sound and FX...budgets have gone up, scripts have gone down. - - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 7:50 AM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Rating the Planet of the Apes movies

    I kinda look at the sequelization of "PLANET OF THE APES" as like a
    family having children... children born with developmental
    disabilities. Each sequel had aspects to it that were open to
    criticism (pull-over masks, bad "primitive" apesuits, too-comedic,
    etc.), yet for the most part this was due entirely to budgetary
    restrictions. Imagine how horrible the BOND franchise would be if
    each subsequent film had its budget slashed in half... in fourths...
    in eighths... etc.! Yet, despite their more-than-adequate budgets,
    most of the Bond films (after the Connery years) have been a notch or
    so down in overall quality (in my opinion, of course), reverting
    mostly to the "formula" for an "average" Bond film.

    As each "malformed" child/sequel in the POTA saga appeared, it was
    probably as good as it could be given the lowered budgets: because
    the STORIES were always top-notch, building on what the first film
    had to say (and how it said it). Unlike Ted Post (and others), I
    think it was brilliant for the world to be destroyed at the end of
    BENEATH; imagine a STAR TREK film where the heroes FAIL to save the
    day (the Earth, some other planet, whatever)--or, like in Ellison's
    episode "City on the Edge of Forever", where Kirk & Spock DO save the
    day... but at an almost unbearable price--we'll NEVER see such an
    ending nowadays in a franchise like STAR TREK, which will only play
    it safe, keeping its main characters as heroes and ONLY as heroes.

    In BENEATH, we have a society of intelligent, telepathic, INSANE
    human beings--they live in the corpse of one of a long-dead culture's
    highest achievements (New York City), and they KNOW that it was
    rendered a ruin from Nuclear bombardment and fall-out... yet, instead
    of developing a loathing of destructive nuclear technology (Bombs),
    they WORSHIP it, perpetuating the Doomsday Bomb (perpetuating the
    potential to destroy everything). To all outward appearances, they
    seem like reasonable people (as Caspay comes across, especially,
    during Brent's interrogation), yet their inner hideousness is
    revealed during their ceremony of Religion: both LITERALLY (their
    radiation-scarred skinless faces) and FIGURATIVELY (their mock-Mass
    of the "divine" Bomb).

    In ESCAPE, yeah, it gets maybe too "comedic" at times... but this
    helps to contrast when things start getting dark. When Hasslein has
    the Apes interrogated by the CIA goons, and the loop-tape of Zira
    saying "dissec...dissec...dissec...dissec..." plays--and we all KNOW
    that this refers to her former job as "a trained vet"/"animal
    psychologist-psychiatrist"/vivisectionist, cutting up human beings as
    we do frogs in Biology class--whatever light-hearted humor ESCAPE had
    presented earlier is soon forgotten. I was too young to appreciate
    much of this the first time I saw it (when I was around 10 years
    old), but those who WERE old enough and had seen Zira and Cornelius
    in the first 2 films must have been shocked to see these amusing,
    charming, beloved characters KILLED OFF brutally at the end.

    In CONQUEST, I would have preferred a better musical score--
    preferably by Goldsmith (whose "scarecrows" track from PLANET is
    purloined for the ending, after Caesar declares, "Tonight we have
    seen the birth of the planet of the Apes!"). In particular, I dislike
    the "jaunty" feel of Caesar's experiences at Ape Management, when the
    trainers are teaching the group of Apes how to wash their hands, to
    mop, to make beds, etc. For some reason, the director (Thompson)
    wanted to go for a "lighter" feel in these scenes, and the music Tom
    Scott wrote for it made it less powerful than it should have been. I
    didn't get a chance to see CONQUEST until it came out on VHS and
    BETA, so I first experienced the story by reading John Jakes'
    excellent adaptation (and Marvel's comic-book version, based on
    Jakes' novelization and the screenplay)... and, in a way, I sorta
    felt cheated when I finally DID get to see it on tape. Had the film
    had as dark/oppressive/Orwellian a feel as Jakes evoked in his novel,
    I would probably have voted for CONQUEST as my favorite APES film...
    but Thompson compromised the mood of his film somewhat, I think.
    Despite these misgivings, though, I still love the film--it's
    a "malformed child" which is still part of the family.

    Although BATTLE is, undoubtedly, the "least good/great" of the APES
    movies, and would be much better if it had had not only more money to
    do what it needed to do, but also had the "extended scenes" included,
    with the Doomsday Bomb... it is still an important "ending" to the
    saga. As our many disputations regarding the Circularity/Non-
    circularity of the Timeline shows, the Future of the Planet Earth
    hinges wholly on WHAT people do with the sure knowledge of the
    INEVITABLE outcome of violent, armed conflict. Do we choose to pursue
    a path to Peace? or do we allow our animosities--even our justified
    judgmental attitudes towards our Enemies--to push us along with the
    currents of the "mainstream" of "human History"? Remember when Lisa
    chides young Cornelius for "playing War" with sticks-as-guns? "War is
    not a game..." she says, and her son submissively promises to stop
    playing the game... and yet this does not save him from the conflict
    being waged between Caesar and Aldo. From Aldo's perspective, it
    probably seems as if Caesar--the Apes' "king"--has betrayed his
    people, allowing humans to live amongst them... even given positions
    of authority (MacDonald and "Teacher" Abe). Has Caesar forgotten how
    they brutally enslaved us? How they ravaged the World in "the vilest
    war in HUMAN history"? Don't the humans DESERVE to suffer the most
    degrading of existences--as, at best, a slave? Whatever happened
    to "the slave's right to punish his persecutors", especially after
    World War 3 rendered his own civilization dead?
    Aldo had what he sees as a valid position--one which Caesar himself
    agreed with... until Lisa's protest ("No!") softened his resolve. One
    might say that Kolp's invasion of Ape City PROVED Aldo's point about
    how Humans are NOT to be trusted; no wonder he had them thrown into
    the Corral!
    The tragedy is that Aldo's secret nighttime meeting had been
    overheard by the innocent child, Cornelius. Aldo had little choice
    but to do what he did; could he just run off into the woods with his
    gorilla friends, and let Cornelius dash back home to expose his plans
    to "crush" his father? Aldo had said that he would "make the
    Future... with THIS!" (the sword)... and, it seems, that is EXACTLY
    what he accomplishes when he uses it to chop the branch on which
    Cornelius clings. Once he did that, the Future was (perhaps) "made".
    Caesar's dynastic ambitions ("someday... you'll be as tall as a
    King!") are destroyed... Caesar's willingness to "kill an evil enemy
    so that good should prevail" harkens back to his chat with MacDonald,
    before MacD tells him about the Archives Tapes of the "Ape-onauts",
    when Caesar mentions how Armando had taught him that "we must love
    one another or die", and how "If my father and mother (whom I was too
    young to remember) had only lived, they might have taught me whether
    it was right to kill an evil enemy so that good should prevail".
    Aldo "murdered an ape child", the very definition of Evil: the murder
    of the Innocent (as Hasslein attempted to do to Caesar when he was
    still in Zira's womb). Yet Caesar personally fails to follow his
    foster-father Armando's sentiment to "love your enemies" (as
    Jesus "commanded"), "or die". Caesar wants to "change the Future" and
    prevent "the destruction of Earth"... yet he himself gives in to the
    very personal need to Kill that which is Evil. Yet Aldo--who is
    wracked by guilt (especially when the entire community chants "Ape
    has killed Ape" over and over and over again)--had a valid perception
    of Caesar as being Evil, leading his own people down a path which
    would lead to their destruction by the Enemy who would re-subjugate
    them if they were to win the "battle". Think of it: if Aldo had not
    killed Kolp as he was retreating in the old schoolbus... what would
    Kolp have done? Would Kolp have just licked his wounds back in the
    ruins of Breck's old city? Kolp had told Alma (in the
    screenplay), "Either we have to cage the beast, Alma... or destroy
    the whole Zoo..." Having failed to "cage the beast" (defeat Caesar &
    re-enslave the Apes), wouldn't he then resort to "destroying the
    whole Zoo"? Wouldn't he have gotten back to his City and personally
    detonated the Doomsday Bomb? I think it likely... which, then, means
    that Caesar and his people have ALDO to thank that the planet isn't
    wiped out then and there. By killing Kolp, Aldo prevents him from
    detonating the Bomb... and Mendez, of course, helps to prevent Alma
    from fulfilling Kolp's last wish by convincing her that the
    Bomb "must be respected--even venerated". The Ursus-like Apes-vs-
    "unsimian" Enemy conflict from BENEATH is what SAVES the planet from
    Kolp's world-killing intentions... as, too, does Mendez's Bomb-
    worshipping proclivity, also echoed from BENEATH. What killed the
    planet of the apes in 3955 "later" ("before"?) ends up SAVING the
    world from imminent destruction... postponing it, anyway, for almost
    2,000 years...

    There's more to "BATTLE" than its detractors seem willing to see.
    Forgive its low-budget (they couldn't help that!)--it's a
    worthy "final chapter" to the Saga. And the music is much better than
    CONQUEST had to work with. Like the previous sequels, it is
    somewhat "malformed" or disabled due to circumstances beyond its
    control... but that which it COULD control (the STORY) made it worthy
    to be a part of the Saga of the PLANET OF THE APES.

    Patrick






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    --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, Melkor <melkor@e...> wrote:
    They even explain some things in BENEATH that PLANET never does, like
    the lightning with no rain.

    Oh NO!!!! Now wait a minute! You're not telling me that
    the "lightening without rain" in the first film was caused by the
    mutants in the second, even though when they made the first movie
    they had no idea they'd make the second? Please tell me you're not
    saying that. I feel another brain seizure coming on!

    -- Rory

    OF COURSE HE'S TELLING YOU THAT!!! Damnit, didn't you know that the
    odd atmospheric conditions are caused by the Mutants, and the
    line "All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it, like death
    itself..." is said by Zaius, because he knew Taylor was going to
    crash land in the future? Screw the fact that when these things were
    initially set down in a script there was no intention of a sequel...
    There were Mutants and a "circular timeline" (where Zaius knew about
    Taylor) when you were just that little kid being embarrassed by your
    younger brother saying "Look, a hinny..." Were you that damn ashamed
    of him that you didn't catch these revelations?!? What's it gonna
    take to make you see these things?!?

    (**PS: Melkor, I'm really not making fun of your saying that... I
    mean what you said that those "loose ends" are tied up in BENEATH is
    really not that out of line from a sequel point of view... I CAN see
    where you're coming from when you said that... BUT, I'll never see
    how anyone could think that what Zaius said is "because he knew"
    Taylor was coming. He says that because he always dreaded and feared
    an intelligent human coming on the scene and destroying the Ape's
    civilization... He knew jacksh*t about a man from the past named
    Taylor...
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      Also, some of us might think the telepathic mutants are a load of hugger mugger today, but that's scary as hell as a kid! - - - Jeff
     
     
     
     
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    "Michael Whitty" <whitty@...> wrote:
    > I agree.  This was the first movie I ever saw that was so very
    different
    > to anything else.

    I also think, as others have since pointed out, that it probably has
    something to do with this also being the only other film in the series
    to be set on the "proper" Planet of the Apes too. I definitely reckon
    that had something to do with it.

    Alan


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      I would defer to this assessment as well! - - - Jeff
     
     
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    In a message dated 12/8/02 9:31:32 PM Eastern Standard Time, LordTZer0@... writes:


    I think most critics ratings systems agree with mine...

    Planet        ****
    Escape      ***1/2
    Conquest   ***
    Beneath     ** 1/2
    Battle         **



    I agree.

    -- me


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      Wasn't columnist Army Archerd, friend of Arthur Jacobs, in all of them? He was the referee in "Escape". - - - Jeff
     
     
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    In a message dated 12/8/02 10:51:42 PM Eastern Standard Time, LordTZer0@... writes:


    I think it's kid of cool that no one was in all of them. 


    There was someone who was in all of them.  Gossip columnist James Bacon, friend of Arthur P. Jacobs.

    -- Rory


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      Even though both "Beneath" and "Escape" end with the deaths of favorite characters, I think they evoke different emotions. The end of 'Beneath" registers shock. I didn't feel sad the way I did at the end of "Escape" (and I think that's where the lighter tone in the first half is beneficial; we get to like the characters. I don't think anyone is likeable in "Beneath"). The emotional death in "Beneath" is Nova's, and she's kind of separated from the rest of the carnage. It could be argued that "Escape" is darker than the others because it kind of tricks you; you see one kind of film and then it turns into another. I wonder what it would be like to know nothing about POTA and then watch "Escape" from beginning to end; a blank slate. Actually I did that, it was the first one I saw. But I missed the ending. "Beneath" has a darker tone throughout, so you can steel yourself. The ending is still a surprise, but not as big of one as "Escape". What this has to do with "Battle" I don't know but I liked the post title. - - - Jeff
     
     
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    In a message dated 12/9/02 12:15:06 AM Eastern Standard Time, mlccougar@... writes:


    I gotta go along with the statement that ESCAPE "WAS" the weakest of
    the 5... "WHY"? because as I've stated in here several times, it's
    too damn light. I'm not alone in this either, I just read a review of
    the DVDs, and according to that reveiwer, many fans feel ESCAPE is
    the weakest because of the same reason...



    ESCAPE was the only APES film that made me cry.  DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL for saying it's the weakest!   BATTLE made me cry too but that was after I went back and saw it for the second time and realized it sucked.

    -- Rory

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      Natalie Trundy got to sing in her film debut, too ("The Monte Carlo Story", starring Marlene Dietrich). - - Jeff
     
     
     
     
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    In ESCAPE, yeah, it gets maybe too "comedic" at times... but this helps to contrast when things start getting dark.


    I for one am glad that Kim got to have a few comic moments.  Most of her films, including the Ape films tended to be on the dark side.  Even her debut film, but at least she got to sing a little in that one.

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      Well, that's a guarantee. If there's another "Ape" film they will release new DVD editions (and Stoddard said the next ones will be anamorphic). I think there will be another one, because the movie did so well it's opening weekend and Fox hasn't done so well in the blockbuster department. - - - Jeff
     
     
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    --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, <veetus@e...> wrote:
    >   Zanuck doesn't have any say in the matter.

    I know he doesn't have any say in the matter as far as any "special
    editions" of the APES DVDs goes, but I was saying we should continue
    to write into FOX, because T seemed to be saying he thought if
    there "were" to be any, they'd coincide their release(s) with a new
    Zanuck APES film. I was saying "keep on writing, just in case the man
    who drove the APES name into the ground isn't able to cover the
    coffin with another one..."


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      Probably the director wanted to make them more loveable to increase the impact of the ending. If they were pains in the butt we'd be cheering Hasslein. - - - Jeff
     
     
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    --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, mlccougar@A... wrote:
    >
    > > I HATE the way they have Zira "loving" that ugly dress...

    --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, LordTZer0@A... wrote:

    > You can't judge by today's standards.  Burgundy velvet capes were
    the heightof fashion in the early 70s.  Didn't you ever see Nanny And
    The Professor? Look at that corny plaid Herb Tarlek suit they put
    Cornelius in!  I'm not sure that was fashionable even then!  If
    you're such a fashion critic what would you have her wear?  DKNY?

    I'm not saying that dress and cape are ugly by the standards of now
    OR then... I'm saying that BOTH Zira AND Cornelius look horrible in
    their "human wear"... I still think it woulda been better if they had
    them looking at our stuff as "ugly". As I said in last night's post,
    in the comic adaption (which was written using the original script!)
    they had Zira saying (even) she thought they were ugly... I still
    think it woulda been better to have those two look at the human
    society as something they'd want to hold at arms length, and that
    includes clothing...


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    .htmlI don't think anyone is likeable in "Beneath").

    Yeah!  That Zira! . . . Fixing Brent's arm, and hiding him and Nova, and helping him escape to find Taylor, and arguing for peace!  That Bitch! 
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    Yes I'm telling you that.  What else could it be?  Of course when they made the
    first movie they never intended to explain it but the second movie does explain
    it and ties up that loose end from the first movie.

    -Tom




    I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
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    .htmlI think there will be another one, because the movie did so well it's opening weekend and Fox hasn't done so well in the blockbuster department.

    I have to agree with you there, Jeff.  It's plain to see that the interest was there.  But the story wasn't.  Oh sure, Fox is run by idiots!  But they're Money Grubbing idiots!  They know a buck to be made when they smell it.  Now all they have to do is fire the writer, the director and the producer, and hire some people who actually know what made the original tick in the first place.  But to do that, I think they'd need to hire someone who's not an idiot to do the hiring.
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    Lots matching ( )

    There is one mistake I noticed... They said the prop rifle is from PLANET, but being that it's a brown rifle, it's from BENEATH (or possibly the TV show?)

    In any case, there are some nice items in this auction...
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    >
    > --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, Melkor <melkor@e...> wrote:
    > They even explain some things in BENEATH that PLANET never does, like
    > the lightning with no rain.
    >
    > Oh NO!!!! Now wait a minute! You're not telling me that
    > the "lightening without rain" in the first film was caused by the
    > mutants in the second, even though when they made the first movie
    > they had no idea they'd make the second? Please tell me you're not
    > saying that. I feel another brain seizure coming on!
    >
    > -- Rory
    >
    > OF COURSE HE'S TELLING YOU THAT!!! Damnit, didn't you know that the
    > odd atmospheric conditions are caused by the Mutants, and the
    > line "All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it, like death
    > itself..." is said by Zaius, because he knew Taylor was going to
    > crash land in the future? Screw the fact that when these things were
    > initially set down in a script there was no intention of a sequel...

    Since all five movies are in the same universe you have to consider
    the evidence from ALL the movies in my view. Whether they intended
    sequels or not is irrelevent because the sequels are part of the "canon".


    > There were Mutants and a "circular timeline" (where Zaius knew about
    > Taylor) when you were just that little kid being embarrassed by your

    The "circular timeline" idea is for newbie fans who don't know any better.


    > younger brother saying "Look, a hinny..." Were you that damn ashamed
    > of him that you didn't catch these revelations?!? What's it gonna
    > take to make you see these things?!?

    Huh?

    >
    > (**PS: Melkor, I'm really not making fun of your saying that... I
    > mean what you said that those "loose ends" are tied up in BENEATH is
    > really not that out of line from a sequel point of view... I CAN see
    > where you're coming from when you said that... BUT, I'll never see
    > how anyone could think that what Zaius said is "because he knew"
    > Taylor was coming.

    Neither can I. Patrick said that (I think) not me. Zaius sure as hell didn't
    know about Taylor coming. That's damn idiotic!


    > He says that because he always dreaded and feared
    > an intelligent human coming on the scene and destroying the Ape's
    > civilization... He knew jacksh*t about a man from the past named
    > Taylor...

    True and True.


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    > they had Zira saying (even) she thought they were ugly... I still=20
    > think it woulda been better to have those two look at the human=20
    > society as something they'd want to hold at arms length, and that=20
    > includes clothing...

    Why? Zira and Cornelius like humans and in PLANET Zira seems to have
    some special fascination with humans. I think we would expect Zira to be
    extremely curious about human society, not to 'hold it at arms length'.
    Zira was the first to talk to humans because she was impatient with Milo's
    advice to stay silent.

    Now if Zaius had went back in time (that would be interesting!) he would
    look at human society as something to hold at arms length.
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      No one is thinking, when the world blows up in "Beneath", "Aw, Cornelius and Zira died" (except you, T). They're thinking of that militaristic nut Ursus, that pompous ass Zauis, that egocentric button pusher Taylor. The inevitability of it all is the message of "Beneath". You want to weep for Zira, you weep in "Escape" (T does: "No, Kim! Don't! Hasslein's there! Nooo! Baww-aww-wwwww! Waaaaa!") - - - Jeff
     
     
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    I don't think anyone is likeable in "Beneath").


    Yeah!  That Zira! . . . Fixing Brent's arm, and hiding him and Nova, and helping him escape to find Taylor, and arguing for peace!  That Bitch! 
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      Yeah, Zauis says, "Where's your nest, Taylor?" If he knew who Taylor was, he wouldn't be asking all those questions. It'd be "Hello, goodbye". "All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it" refers to the resurgence of Man. On the other hand, when Michael says, "All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it", he's referring specifically to Patrick. - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Melkor
    Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 10:57 PM
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies

    >
    > --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, Melkor <melkor@e...> wrote:
    > They even explain some things in BENEATH that PLANET never does, like
    > the lightning with no rain. 

    > Oh NO!!!!  Now wait a minute!   You're not telling me that
    > the "lightening without rain" in the first film was caused by the
    > mutants in the second, even though when they made the first movie
    > they had no idea they'd make the second?  Please tell me you're not
    > saying that.  I feel another brain seizure coming on!

    > -- Rory

    > OF COURSE HE'S TELLING YOU THAT!!! Damnit, didn't you know that the
    > odd atmospheric conditions are caused by the Mutants, and the
    > line "All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it, like death
    > itself..." is said by Zaius, because he knew Taylor was going to
    > crash land in the future? Screw the fact that when these things were
    > initially set down in a script there was no intention of a sequel...

    Since all five movies are in the same universe you have to consider
    the evidence from ALL the movies in my view.  Whether they intended
    sequels or not is irrelevent because the sequels are part of the "canon".


    > There were Mutants and a "circular timeline" (where Zaius knew about
    > Taylor) when you were just that little kid being embarrassed by your

    The "circular timeline" idea is for newbie fans who don't know any better.


    > younger brother saying "Look, a hinny..." Were you that damn ashamed
    > of him that you didn't catch these revelations?!? What's it gonna
    > take to make you see these things?!?

    Huh?

    >
    > (**PS: Melkor, I'm really not making fun of your saying that... I
    > mean what you said that those "loose ends" are tied up in BENEATH is
    > really not that out of line from a sequel point of view... I CAN see
    > where you're coming from when you said that... BUT, I'll never see
    > how anyone could think that what Zaius said is "because he knew"
    > Taylor was coming.

    Neither can I. Patrick said that (I think) not me. Zaius sure as hell didn't
    know about Taylor coming.  That's damn idiotic! 


    > He says that because he always dreaded and feared
    > an intelligent human coming on the scene and destroying the Ape's
    > civilization... He knew jacksh*t about a man from the past named
    > Taylor...

    True and True.


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      Yeah, or Ursus! Someone should write an alternate history where Zauis and Ursus find out about the ship and go back in it. - - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Melkor
    Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 11:12 PM
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe

    >   they had Zira saying (even) she thought they were ugly... I still=20
    >   think it woulda been better to have those two look at the human=20
    >   society as something they'd want to hold at arms length, and that=20
    >   includes clothing...

    Why? Zira and Cornelius like humans and in PLANET Zira seems to have
    some special fascination with humans.  I think we would expect Zira to be
    extremely curious about human society, not to 'hold it at arms length'.
    Zira was the first to talk to humans because she was impatient with Milo's
    advice to stay silent.

    Now if Zaius had went back in time (that would be interesting!) he would
    look at human society as something to hold at arms length.


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    Group: pota Message: 25689 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe
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      They could have a scene where Ursus shoots a reporter and Bradford Dillman says, "Beastly!". - - - Jeff
    ----- Original Message -----
    From: veetus@...
    Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 11:49 PM
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe

      Yeah, or Ursus! Someone should write an alternate history where Zauis and Ursus find out about the ship and go back in it. - - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Melkor
    Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 11:12 PM
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe

    >   they had Zira saying (even) she thought they were ugly... I still=20
    >   think it woulda been better to have those two look at the human=20
    >   society as something they'd want to hold at arms length, and that=20
    >   includes clothing...

    Why? Zira and Cornelius like humans and in PLANET Zira seems to have
    some special fascination with humans.  I think we would expect Zira to be
    extremely curious about human society, not to 'hold it at arms length'.
    Zira was the first to talk to humans because she was impatient with Milo's
    advice to stay silent.

    Now if Zaius had went back in time (that would be interesting!) he would
    look at human society as something to hold at arms length.


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    Group: pota Message: 25690 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
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    No, I mean anyone like Patrick.

     

    But I am sure he will change when he turns 7 (in about 6 years).

     

    Michael

     

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    Sent: Tuesday, 10 December 2002 6:47 PM
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies

     

      Yeah, Zauis says, "Where's your nest, Taylor?" If he knew who Taylor was, he wouldn't be asking all those questions. It'd be "Hello, goodbye". "All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it" refers to the resurgence of Man. On the other hand, when Michael says, "All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it", he's referring specifically to Patrick. - - Jeff

     

     

    ----- Original Message -----

    From: Melkor

    Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 10:57 PM

    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies

     

    >
    > --- In pota@yahoogroups.com, Melkor <melkor@e...> wrote:
    > They even explain some things in BENEATH that PLANET never does, like
    > the lightning with no rain. 

    > Oh NO!!!!  Now wait a minute!   You're not telling me that
    > the "lightening without rain" in the first film was caused by the
    > mutants in the second, even though when they made the first movie
    > they had no idea they'd make the second?  Please tell me you're not
    > saying that.  I feel another brain seizure coming on!

    > -- Rory

    > OF COURSE HE'S TELLING YOU THAT!!! Damnit, didn't you know that the
    > odd atmospheric conditions are caused by the Mutants, and the
    > line "All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it, like death
    > itself..." is said by Zaius, because he knew Taylor was going to
    > crash land in the future? Screw the fact that when these things were
    > initially set down in a script there was no intention of a sequel...

    Since all five movies are in the same universe you have to consider
    the evidence from ALL the movies in my view.  Whether they intended
    sequels or not is irrelevent because the sequels are part of the "canon".


    > There were Mutants and a "circular timeline" (where Zaius knew about
    > Taylor) when you were just that little kid being embarrassed by your

    The "circular timeline" idea is for newbie fans who don't know any better.


    > younger brother saying "Look, a hinny..." Were you that damn ashamed
    > of him that you didn't catch these revelations?!? What's it gonna
    > take to make you see these things?!?

    Huh?

    >
    > (**PS: Melkor, I'm really not making fun of your saying that... I
    > mean what you said that those "loose ends" are tied up in BENEATH is
    > really not that out of line from a sequel point of view... I CAN see
    > where you're coming from when you said that... BUT, I'll never see
    > how anyone could think that what Zaius said is "because he knew"
    > Taylor was coming.

    Neither can I. Patrick said that (I think) not me. Zaius sure as hell didn't
    know about Taylor coming.  That's damn idiotic! 


    > He says that because he always dreaded and feared
    > an intelligent human coming on the scene and destroying the Ape's
    > civilization... He knew jacksh*t about a man from the past named
    > Taylor...

    True and True.


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    Group: pota Message: 25691 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
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    Tom, are you saying that Patrick's statement is idiotic?

    Michael

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Melkor [melkor@...]
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    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies

    Neither can I. Patrick said that (I think) not me. Zaius sure as hell
    didn't
    know about Taylor coming. That's damn idiotic!
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    Group: pota Message: 25692 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/10/02 1:58:08 AM Eastern Standard Time, melkor@... writes:


    Since all five movies are in the same universe you have to consider
    the evidence from ALL the movies in my view.  Whether they intended
    sequels or not is irrelevent because the sequels are part of the "canon".




    Not me!  Never!   I was there in '68 and I remember those blessed two years where ALL that was Planet of the Apes was the first film and the first film only.  Then BENEATH comes out and warps the impression of the first and far superior movie.  It was HORRIBLE!

    NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 25693 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PAT'S prophecies
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/10/02 4:46:47 AM Eastern Standard Time, whitty@... writes:


    Tom, are you saying that Patrick's statement is idiotic?

    Michael



    Whitty what's it going to take for you to stop bring in these "flamer" wars to this group?

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 25694 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/10/02 2:44:28 AM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:


      Yeah, Zauis says, "Where's your nest, Taylor?"


    He's thinking of like a bird's nest!

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 25695 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/10/02 2:46:23 AM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:


    Yeah, or Ursus! Someone should write an alternate history where Zauis and Ursus find out about the ship and go back in it. - - - Jeff




    I could do that.

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 25696 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Zira's wardrobe
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/10/02 2:51:43 AM Eastern Standard Time, veetus@... writes:


      They could have a scene where Ursus shoots a reporter and Bradford Dillman says, "Beastly!". - - - Jeff



    They could, but then they'd have to shoot the writer.  Better yet maybe someone should shoot you, BABY MILO!   BETTER YET, line up James and MAYBE Tom, but I'm not sure yet about Tom.  Oh, throw in Whitty and I guess you might as well add Patrick too to keep Whitty company... IN HELL!!!!!

    -- Rory
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    Group: pota Message: 25697 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Rory's "Battle" Cry
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    You want to weep for Zira, you weep in "Escape" (T does: "No, Kim! Don't! Hasslein's there! Nooo! Baww-aww-wwwww! Waaaaa!")


    I'd say you were a dick, but certainly someone has informed you ahead of me!
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    Group: pota Message: 25698 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PAT'S prophecies
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    Whitty what's it going to take for you to stop bring in these "flamer" wars to this group?

    Hey, he needs an outlet just like anyone.  You can't get that on the new group.
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    Group: pota Message: 25699 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: orangutan astronaut
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    One of the scripts I read (Oliver Stone's?) began with an orangutan astronaut
    crash landing in New York City.

    >
    > Yeah, or Ursus! Someone should write an alternate history where Zauis and=
    > Ursus find out about the ship and go back in it. - - - Jeff
    >
    >
    >
    > > they had Zira saying (even) she thought they were ugly... I still=3D2=
    > 0
    > > think it woulda been better to have those two look at the human=3D20
    > > society as something they'd want to hold at arms length, and that=3D2=
    > 0
    > > includes clothing...
    >
    > Why? Zira and Cornelius like humans and in PLANET Zira seems to have
    > some special fascination with humans. I think we would expect Zira to be
    > extremely curious about human society, not to 'hold it at arms length'.
    > Zira was the first to talk to humans because she was impatient with Milo'=
    > s=20
    > advice to stay silent.
    >
    > Now if Zaius had went back in time (that would be interesting!) he would
    > look at human society as something to hold at arms length.
    >


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    Group: pota Message: 25700 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: (OT) Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
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    >
    > Yeah, Zauis says, "Where's your nest, Taylor?" If he knew who Taylor was,=
    > he wouldn't be asking all those questions. It'd be "Hello, goodbye". "All =
    > my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it" refers to the resurgence o=
    > f Man. On the other hand, when Michael says, "All my life I've awaited your=
    > coming and dreaded it", he's referring specifically to Patrick. - - Jeff

    Did you know that Michael lives in Washington D.C.? The DC stands for
    District of Canberra in his case.

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    Group: pota Message: 25701 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
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    >
    > > Yeah, or Ursus! Someone should write an alternate history where Zauis and
    > > Ursus find out about the ship and go back in it. - - - Jeff
    > >
    > >
    >
    > I could do that.
    >
    > -- Rory

    Go for it.


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    Group: pota Message: 25702 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/10/2002
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      That was the Sam Hamm script for Chris Columbus. The Oliver Stone script was "Lord of the Rings" influenced and was set in ancient Africa. - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Melkor
    Sent: Tuesday, December 10, 2002 8:37 AM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] orangutan astronaut


    One of the scripts I read (Oliver Stone's?) began with an orangutan astronaut
    crash landing in New York City.

    >
    >   Yeah, or Ursus! Someone should write an alternate history where Zauis and=
    >  Ursus find out about the ship and go back in it. - - - Jeff
    >
    >
    >
    >   >   they had Zira saying (even) she thought they were ugly... I still=3D2=
    > 0
    >   >   think it woulda been better to have those two look at the human=3D20
    >   >   society as something they'd want to hold at arms length, and that=3D2=
    > 0
    >   >   includes clothing...
    >
    >   Why? Zira and Cornelius like humans and in PLANET Zira seems to have
    >   some special fascination with humans.  I think we would expect Zira to be
    >   extremely curious about human society, not to 'hold it at arms length'.
    >   Zira was the first to talk to humans because she was impatient with Milo'=
    > s=20
    >   advice to stay silent.
    >
    >   Now if Zaius had went back in time (that would be interesting!) he would
    >   look at human society as something to hold at arms length.
    >


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    Group: pota Message: 25703 From: veetus@earthlink.net Date: 12/10/2002
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      T already mentioned this on another group. Mel Gibson has signed to do another "Mad Max" for $25 million. We've talked "Mad Max" in this group before, I considered it the POTA of the '80's. Anyway, it's going to cost $104 million and is being made by FOX (tying in to what I said yesterday about their search for a franchise). George Miller, who directed all 3 previous Maxs, got the rights back from Warner Bros. in '97 (for giving up the directing of "Contact" to Zemeckis). I'm a big fan, but with that price tag who knows what will happen. It'll probably be more "Thunderdome" than "Road Warrior". This story comes from "Variety", it's not a rumor. - - - Jeff
     
     
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    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] orangutan astronaut

      That was the Sam Hamm script for Chris Columbus. The Oliver Stone script was "Lord of the Rings" influenced and was set in ancient Africa. - - Jeff
     
     
    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Melkor
    Sent: Tuesday, December 10, 2002 8:37 AM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] orangutan astronaut


    One of the scripts I read (Oliver Stone's?) began with an orangutan astronaut
    crash landing in New York City.

    >
    >   Yeah, or Ursus! Someone should write an alternate history where Zauis and=
    >  Ursus find out about the ship and go back in it. - - - Jeff
    >
    >
    >
    >   >   they had Zira saying (even) she thought they were ugly... I still=3D2=
    > 0
    >   >   think it woulda been better to have those two look at the human=3D20
    >   >   society as something they'd want to hold at arms length, and that=3D2=
    > 0
    >   >   includes clothing...
    >
    >   Why? Zira and Cornelius like humans and in PLANET Zira seems to have
    >   some special fascination with humans.  I think we would expect Zira to be
    >   extremely curious about human society, not to 'hold it at arms length'.
    >   Zira was the first to talk to humans because she was impatient with Milo'=
    > s=20
    >   advice to stay silent.
    >
    >   Now if Zaius had went back in time (that would be interesting!) he would
    >   look at human society as something to hold at arms length.
    >


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    Group: pota Message: 25704 From: Melkor Date: 12/10/2002
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    > only. Then BENEATH comes out and warps the impression of the first and far
    > superior movie. It was HORRIBLE!

    Zaius seems to trust Cornelius and Zira in BENEATH to an amazing degree after
    his attitude towards them in PLANET. But maybe that is because Zira and
    Cornelius promised not to tell people about the talking human doll? That's
    what Zaius meant when he said "you have the future...to preserve, or destroy"
    Which was ironic because that was instead true about Zaius himself when he
    refused to help Taylor at the end.

    BENEATH gave us one of the best POTA characters ever, Urses. Urses is an
    interesting contrast to his fellow conservative Zaius. Zaius is a real
    conservative; he has but one motive, to keep things exactly the way they have
    always been. As Chief Defender of the Faith Zaius has dogmatic reasons to
    oppose change. The less cautious Urses however is the 1960's (think Vietnam
    and civil rights) stereotype of a conservative: a racist warmonger.

    BENEATH has two conservatives arguing about war. BATTLE has two liberals
    arguing about war. Urses wants to launch an attack. Zaius wants to wait until
    they have more information. Mandemus is in favor of unilateral disarmament.
    Caesar wants to keep their weapons stockpile for self-defense. Between the
    four of them you have almost the full range of opinions about war.

    >
    > NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!
    >
    > -- Rory

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    Group: pota Message: 25705 From: Stuart Drucker Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH & BATTLE
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    ----- Original Message -----
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    Sent: Tuesday, December 10, 2002 11:19 AM
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH & BATTLE


    >
    > > only. Then BENEATH comes out and warps the impression of the first and
    far
    > > superior movie. It was HORRIBLE!

    The biggest problem with Beneath was that the whole script approach had to
    change when Charlton Heston refused to play more than a cameo role in the
    movie. They couldn't do a complete rehash of the first movie with another
    astronaut because it would have been repetitive, and I'd imagine that the
    obvious direction was to explore a post-nuclear human society.

    Having said that, the movie was a dated mirror of the times. Transferring
    the whole anti-war motif to the chimps was ludicrious, not to mention the
    studio-issue mutant dialogue and makeup, and that sing-along bomb song (if
    there was ever a MST3K moment in the POTA series , it was the service in St.
    Patricks). While the overall movie was awful, I thought the ending's message
    was powerful: lack of interspecies (interracial?) trust leading to
    thermonuclear destruction. It ties neatly into the speech made by Taylor
    about there having to be something "better than man", in that there wasn't,
    at least on Earth.

    Some of the other script ideas were better, like the one where Taylor
    ultimately led the re-educated humans in overthrowing the ape order, and
    turning the apes back into semi-articulate brutes. That would have had an
    equally pessimistic message as the final movie (the more things change...),
    but one a little more hopeful for humanity.

    > BENEATH has two conservatives arguing about war. BATTLE has two liberals
    > arguing about war. Urses wants to launch an attack. Zaius wants to wait
    until
    > they have more information. Mandemus is in favor of unilateral
    disarmament.
    > Caesar wants to keep their weapons stockpile for self-defense. Between
    the
    > four of them you have almost the full range of opinions about war.

    Likewise for Kolp vs. Mendez in the underground city. Mendex gave a strong
    argument about letting neighbors living in peace, and (at least in the
    novelization and the Japanese laserdisc), he argues that the bomb should be
    left undetonated, if not venerated, as a symbol that mankind can learn its
    lesson and become "something better". Other than xenophobia and paranoia,
    his descendants might have done that (at least among one another).

    Of cousre, if you consider POTA history to be elliptical, the "liberals"
    (Mendex on the human side and Caesar) lost in the end. Caesar keeping the
    weapons because the "danger always remains" led to the gorilla army,
    stratification of the apes (those with the guns and power vs. not), and
    ultimately the invasion of the Forbidden Zone in BENEATH. Mendex keeping the
    bomb led to its worship as the "holy weapon of peace" and the destruction of
    Earth.
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    Group: pota Message: 25706 From: Haristas@aol.com Date: 12/10/2002
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    .htmlIn a message dated 12/10/02 12:30:24 PM Eastern Standard Time, melkor@... writes:


    > > Yeah, or Ursus! Someone should write an alternate history where Zauis and
    > > Ursus find out about the ship and go back in it. - - - Jeff
    > > 
    > >
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    > I could do that.
    >
    > -- Rory

    Go for it. 




    This weekend before I go see NEMESIS.
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    Group: pota Message: 25707 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Mad Max (OT)
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    All they need now is a script.

     

    I think Miller learned from “Thunderdome” (hope so).

     

    -----Original Message-----
    From: veetus@... [veetus@...]
    Sent: Wednesday, 11 December 2002 3:59 AM
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] Mad Max (OT)

     

      T already mentioned this on another group. Mel Gibson has signed to do another "Mad Max" for $25 million. We've talked "Mad Max" in this group before, I considered it the POTA of the '80's. Anyway, it's going to cost $104 million and is being made by FOX (tying in to what I said yesterday about their search for a franchise). George Miller, who directed all 3 previous Maxs, got the rights back from Warner Bros. in '97 (for giving up the directing of "Contact" to Zemeckis). I'm a big fan, but with that price tag who knows what will happen. It'll probably be more "Thunderdome" than "Road Warrior". This story comes from "Variety", it's not a rumor. - - - Jeff

     

     

    ----- Original Message -----

    From: veetus@...

    Sent: Tuesday, December 10, 2002 8:49 AM

    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] orangutan astronaut

     

      That was the Sam Hamm script for Chris Columbus. The Oliver Stone script was "Lord of the Rings" influenced and was set in ancient Africa. - - Jeff

     

     

    ----- Original Message -----

    From: Melkor

    Sent: Tuesday, December 10, 2002 8:37 AM

    Subject: [Planet of the Apes] orangutan astronaut

     


    One of the scripts I read (Oliver Stone's?) began with an orangutan astronaut
    crash landing in New York City.

    >
    >   Yeah, or Ursus! Someone should write an alternate history where Zauis and=
    >  Ursus find out about the ship and go back in it. - - - Jeff
    >
    >
    >
    >   >   they had Zira saying (even) she thought they were ugly... I still=3D2=
    > 0
    >   >   think it woulda been better to have those two look at the human=3D20
    >   >   society as something they'd want to hold at arms length, and that=3D2=
    > 0
    >   >   includes clothing...
    >
    >   Why? Zira and Cornelius like humans and in PLANET Zira seems to have
    >   some special fascination with humans.  I think we would expect Zira to be
    >   extremely curious about human society, not to 'hold it at arms length'.
    >   Zira was the first to talk to humans because she was impatient with Milo'=
    > s=20
    >   advice to stay silent.
    >
    >   Now if Zaius had went back in time (that would be interesting!) he would
    >   look at human society as something to hold at arms length.
    >


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    Get yourself kicked out of the Stalinist group without even posting there in
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    Now is that Stalinist, or Maoist?
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    Group: pota Message: 25709 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
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    My outlet used to be private emails to like-minded people who agreed about my opinion of Patrick’s statements.

     

    Or did they?

     

    -----Original Message-----
    From: LordTZer0@... [LordTZer0@...]
    Sent: Wednesday, 11 December 2002 12:28 AM
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PAT'S prophecies

     



    Whitty what's it going to take for you to stop bring in these "flamer" wars to this group?



    Hey, he needs an outlet just like anyone.  You can't get that on the new group.

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    Group: pota Message: 25710 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
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    Rory,

     

    I hardly know when you are serious, but I’ll assume until you say otherwise that you ARE being serious here.

     

    I think a “flame” is a PERSONAL attack (like when I call Patty an idiot).  But I guess the word “idiotic” is enough to start a flame war too (that’s why I like to DEFINE things), because it is a very strong word and can easily be read as “this guy is calling me an idiot”.  I also think that, given the history of Patricia’s reaction to anyone playing with his name, using any name other than “Patrick” is also a flame, or an invitation to flame (but I just can’t help myself – I can be rather naughty at times….but I do admit that rather than dismissing it as “all good fun”).  See how it gets complicated?  I’d really like to simplify it, but the definition requires a lengthy sentence or two (at least to begin with and then maybe that could be “dumbed down”).

     

    I also have a rather large bug in my ass about the (what seems to be) gutless attitudes of a lot of people in both groups.  I am left to make statements based on what people say in private about Patrick, but at the critical time I get no support (even when I’m not flaming, just trying to identify what the problem is and do something about it).  Much like Jeff’s call to arms, it seems that there are often a lot of crickets about (just background chirping noise).  This is extremely frustrating

     

    As far as I can tell Patrick hasn’t stopped, but nobody makes a statement like “Hey Patrick, can’t you just stop flaming?”.  When I recently asked you to do this Rory, you painted me as a mindless subordinate of Adolph Hitler (not the soup Nazi, unless he had generals I don’t know of?).  Why?  Is it because you know there’s no reasoning with Patrick?  If that is the case, say so.

     

    There’s nothing wrong with having a sense of humour, but when there are serious issues at hand it sometimes a good idea to be serious for a short time.  I don’t want to crucify Patrick, I just want people to be honest about how they feel about his “kooky” (that’s a direct Rory quote) ideas, and explain why.  I have been brought up to deal with a problem then get over it.  Pushing it aside and pretending it never happened just means the same issues come up later.

     

    So how about it?  Can we now hear what individuals really think of the USS Earth, pole shifted Australia, Roswell on the POTA and the other theories Patrick has forwarded?  And, without anybody accusing me of being a Nazi, can we try to keep it nice and constructive?

     

    I’m asking for honesty here, but I’m not expecting it because there is a political agenda…..”Be nice to Pat and say you always loved to hear from him, but when you called him a freak it was a term of endearment”.  Now that’s a real trait of evil dictators….re-writing history (read the archives, it’s all there).  The other reason your honesty doesn’t matter is that, no matter how constructive, lengthy, scientific it is, Patrick will not want to listen, but will set out to PROVE YOU WRONG.  There is evidence of this too.

     

    Michael

     

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Haristas@... [Haristas@...]
    Sent: Tuesday, 10 December 2002 11:39 PM
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] PAT'S prophecies

     

    In a message dated 12/10/02 4:46:47 AM Eastern Standard Time, whitty@... writes:



    Tom, are you saying that Patrick's statement is idiotic?

    Michael



    Whitty what's it going to take for you to stop bring in these "flamer" wars to this group?

    -- Rory

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    Group: pota Message: 25711 From: Michael Whitty Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: (OT) Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies
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    Oh boy. I'd forgotten that one!

    When I took offence he reminded me he did this because he was fond of
    Australia (like saying "I raped you because I find you attractive).

    Michael

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Melkor [melkor@...]
    Sent: Wednesday, 11 December 2002 3:43 AM
    To: pota@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: (OT) Re: [Planet of the Apes] PLANET'S prophecies

    >
    > Yeah, Zauis says, "Where's your nest, Taylor?" If he knew who Taylor
    was,=
    > he wouldn't be asking all those questions. It'd be "Hello, goodbye".
    "All =
    > my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it" refers to the
    resurgence o=
    > f Man. On the other hand, when Michael says, "All my life I've awaited
    your=
    > coming and dreaded it", he's referring specifically to Patrick. - -
    Jeff

    Did you know that Michael lives in Washington D.C.? The DC stands for
    District of Canberra in his case.

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    Group: pota Message: 25712 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Mad Max (OT)
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    .htmlIt'll probably be more "Thunderdome" than "Road Warrior". This story comes from "Variety", it's not a rumor. - - - Jeff

    How to make a proper Mad Max Movie!

    1. Do NOT, under any circumstances, cast Tina Turner, or any other Pop singer.

    2. DO cast though guys for villains, like Wez and The Humungus.  NOT skinheads with Kabuki mask stuck down the back of their shirts, or giant Baby Huey's with diving helmets on that can't stand whistles.

    3. Give Max a cool gun that actually works!  And plenty of shells!  Once the body count is high enough he can ditch the gun and come up with more creative ways to kill the bad guys.  Maybe some Lethal Weapon Kung Fu moves or just run them over with The Car.

    4.  Have at least one hot chick in the film.  No aging pop stars!  (See rule 1) Preferably some Robo-Babe like in the second film.  He should have sex with her at least once before she gets crossbowed or run over.

    5.  Most important!!!  What ever you do...DO have a Super Cool Black V-8 Interceptor with side-pipes and a massive Weiand Supercharger with a Scott Scoop on it, sticking through the hood, and use it throughout the film.  DO NOT keep it in the garage until the end of the film.  DO NOT wreck it and then blow it up after one good scene.  And, under NO circumstances, try and pass off some nitrous-fed engine on a truck chassis, or a Stanley Steamer on methane as the Cool Car of the flick!  "Check out the blower, man!  THE BLOWER!"
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    Group: pota Message: 25713 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] BENEATH & BATTLE OT
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    .htmlTransferring the whole anti-war motif to the chimps was ludicrious

    You think that's ludicrous!  Today on campus I saw some students protesting the weapons inspectors in Iraq, with signs like...War is Terrorism!  And ... Inspect for Weapons in the US!  Those poor diluded fools!  I can only wish them a happy VX-Gas Attack!  When I see stuff like that it makes me wonder if someone shouldn't bomb us, and take out some of the morons, and strengthen the gene pool!  Though when I was there age I prayed for something to protest!  All we had to write Punk songs about was Reagan and Thatcher.  The Cold War and The Falklands.  Not even worth bothering to make a sign over.  The big enemy back then was bordom!
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    Group: pota Message: 25714 From: LordTZer0@AOL.com Date: 12/10/2002
    Subject: Re: [Planet of the Apes] Mad Max (OT)
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    I think Miller learned from "Thunderdome" (hope so).

    I would have thought Lucas learned from Return of the Jedi and the Ewoks, but then he came back with Jar Jar Binks!


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